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Aries (March 21-April 19) Schedule an
outing with friends for tonight. It’ll be more
difficult to get away over the weekend.
Your team is more likely to win tonight,
too. You’re in control, and they’re paying
attention. They think you’re the greatest,
^ so just tell ‘em what to do. You’ll all have
a marvelous time.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) If you can keep
up with a demanding schedule, including
last-minute changes, you’ll make a great
impression. That could lead to a bonus
now, and even more later on. You may
feel like you’re the only one with any com
mon sense, and that may be true. That’s
why they need you.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Your luck
would be better today if you didn’t keep
running into so many complications.
Carefully explain to an older person what
' you have in mind. The chances are good
that he or she will do something else.
Some of your messages get through loud
and clear, but others are garbled. Don’t
give up.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) The best deed
you do today may not bring in more
money. It sure will be appreciated, though.
The person who’s stressed talks a mile a
minute but never asks for what’s needed.
You can figure it out, though. If you do,
and provide it, you’ll be cherished forever.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Just about every
thing you try turns out well. Whatever you
don’t think of, your partners will. That’s
why you want to make sure you have a
good team on your side: The better they
do, the better you look. Make sure to
share the glory.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Your boss must
think you can do anything, because he or
she. keeps piling on the work. Are you the
one who keeps saying you can, when
you’ve already told others you could? You
hate to turn it down, but you do have lim
its, don’t you? Thank heavens it’s Friday!
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) You should be
feeling fine, and certainly much better
than a 7. But watch out. A misunderstand
ing with a co-worker could have long-term
repercussions. Kidding around with your
friends and somebody else leads to hurt
feelings. It could happen in a second and
take months to mend. Be nice!
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You’re working
hard to make somebody else rich. But
what about you? Are you reaping the
rewards of your hard labor? Well, some,
but you might qualify for more. Offer to do
the job faster, and you might multiply your
profits. Once you’ve made the promise,
you’ll figure out how to do it.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The good
news is that you feel like staying home
and cuddling all day long. You might even
have a person you’d like to have share
your space with you. The bad news is, it’s
still Friday; Saturday isn’t until tomorrow.
Try not to lose your job over this.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Something
you almost threw away could be rather
important. It’s a coupon, or a catalog, or a
flyer for a sale. It might even be a chance
to win a million-dollar jackpot. Better scru
tinize all those carefully. One of them
could make you the lucky winner.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) If at first you
don’t succeed, try, try again. Your peculiar
brand of wit will be greatly appreciated by
a rather selective audience of one. Timing
is crucial, and ambiance is important, too.
The privacy of your own home may be
best. Arrange to meet there as soon as
possible.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) An argument
could break out between you and a room
mate. If it’s about your money, it’s far from
a trivial matter. Fair’s fair, and you don’t
have to carry more than your share of the
load. By standing firm, you’re empowering
the other person.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Manufactured
5 Handmade
weapons
10 Pork cut
14 Gobi location
15 Invigorating
medicine
16 Tree trunk
17 Sob story
19 Antisocial
20 Calculates a
score
21 Humiliator
23 Stares at
25 Hip boots
26 Spills the beans
29 Cap
31 Bravo”
32 Ancient Persian
33 "The Lower
Depths”
playwright
37 Unmatched
38 Comic Costello
39 Get the point
40 Golly!
41 Largest city in
Africa
44 Biggest Bear?
45 Slugger Williams
46 "Ben
47 Hues
48 Sacred Egyptian
birds
51 Motorist's
lodging
53 Digs for
55 Quantities in
large barrels
59 Karenina"
60 Roasting device
62 Bog
63 Side cut
64 Uncommon
65 Man or Capri
66 Tunes
67 Smack
DOWN
1 Groening or
Dillon
2 Cruising
3 Clock face
4 Place for a ring
5 Girder
substance
6 Stable joke
response?
7 Squid’s defense
8 Competed (for)
9 Nail alternative
10 Trucker’s box
11 Company
newsletter
12 Made longer
ago
13 People of equal
status
18 Lively dances
22 Erie Canal
transport
24 “With_You Get
Egg roll”
26 Coll, hotshot
27 Swan lady
28 For an extra
charge
30 Refuting
33 A Stooge
34 Shea player
35 Retained
36 Those in favor
38 Mineral deposits
42 Put on a revival
43 M-m-m-m good!
44 Steals
47 Hanoi holidays
48 Hussein, for one
49 Unexpected
sum
50 Rides waves
52 Jobs to do
54 Marco_
56 Caspian feeder
57 Turkish money
58 Leak slowly
61 Light brown
Solutions
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Carolina Unity Week
Celebrating 200 Years of Connections
April 2-7, 2001
What is Carolina Unity Week?
• A week of activities that focus on the common ground
we all have as Carolinians
• Activities that everyone can participate in to show
your Carolina Pride
Monday, April 2, 2001
7:00pm - 8:15pm
Capstone Residence Hall
Beyond the Violence:
How Can We Come
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Before Tragedy Happens
Here at USC? %
Speaker: Kevin Carreathers
Founder of the Diversity Institute at Texas A&M
Come discuss with other students how we can
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