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Taurus (April 20-May 20) You have more than enough to do already. So, if someone who’s in a rush starts shouting, your impulse may be to walk out. Don’t let that emergency give you an ulcer! If you can help, do. You’ll look good, and could profit nicely. Gemini (May 21-June 21) You’re almost too popular! Everyone wants you, but don’t stretch yourself too thin. You always think- you can cram one more activity into your busy schedule, but is that wise? You might take the fun out of everything! Be selective. Cancer (June 22-July 22) An older person, like your parent or your boss, could get into a terrible mood. This is someone who has a tendency to get nasty under pressure. Give this person a wide berth. If something can go wrong, odds are good it will. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You’re ready to go full speed ahead but don’t trample on a sensitive person’s feelings in your exuberance. You’re strong and, let’s face it, dynamic. But keep your confidence under control, and don’t be overbearing. It’s counter-productive. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Consider a change to your domestic environment carefully. You hate confusion, and there’s plenty of that at home now. You may feel rather desperate and ready to grab anything that works. A loved one may be concerned about money, too. Don’t panic or go over budget. Get creative! Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) Try something new, but don’t go too far too fast. You’re liable to suffer a nasty bump, and that would be just awful. Participate but don’t overdo it the first time. You don’t want to sprain anything. Do your warm-up exercises! Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) The loot is pouring in, but it could be pouring out just as fast. Don’t confuse your net with your gross. You might have let your costs get out of hand, thinking you were made of money. Well, you’re not. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) There’s something on your list that should be a top priority. And, it’s misnumbered. In other words, you’re not taking this situation as seriously as you should. Your mind’s on other things, most likely. Go through that list one more time. • Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Have you double booked yourself? It doesn’t look like there’s much slack in your schedule. That’s the trouble with setting appointments every 15 minutes. Cancel something so you have time to breathe. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You inspire your friends with your gung-ho attitude. You think you can fly, and maybe you can. Check your landing gear before you take off, though. Fix it before it’s broken, and you’ll pass the upcoming test. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) A promotion or better job looks good, but don’t make the move quite yet. Check out all the pros and cons one more time. Then wait. The new gig might not be as wonderful as it seems. 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