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Gemini (May 21-June 21) The less said, the better. Keep your head down and listen. A person who’s generally secretive might confide in you. That would be wonderful. Otherwise, hang out at keyholes and gather as much information as you can. Cancer (June 22-July 22) The information you’re learning helps you express yourself more clearly. Others begin to understand how valuable you are. Don’t keep your skills hidden. Let others know what you can do, and they’ll think of more ways you can help. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You might feel sluggish today, like you’re stuck in the mud. Postpone meetings until tomorrow. You might profit by gathering up money that other people owe you. To succeed, you won’t have to think quickly; just be stubborn. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’re strong, so carefully calculate your next move. If you’re not sure what will happen if you push button “A,” read the manual first. A few extra moments spent in preparation will help you avoid an embarrassing mistake. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) You get stronger as the day goes on, but you still need to exercise caution, especially if money is concerned. Don’t talk much about your finances. Just stash away as much as you can, for later. You’ll find a good use for it. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Ask friends what you’re wondering about. Finding the person who knows won’t take long. It’s a good day for a fact finding mission. It's also a good day to teach what you know. Your friends will be fascinated. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The sense of grim foreboding you awoke with may still be there. You may feel overwhelmed by a difficult task that has to be done perfectly. You can rise to this challenge and advance your career. Nobody said it was gonna be easy, though. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You have relatively easy going now. You could lap the pack, making it difficult for others to catch up. You’re also lucky in romance with a person you’ve known for years. A discussion about old times leads to plans for the future. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You may feel inhibited and stifled, with good reason. An older person is critical. Instead of complaining, fine-tune your act. You’ll be more successful tomorrow, so don’t worry now. Just apply the coaching. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Push ahead with whatever you’ve been planning. Your partner’s anxious to start and might even fund this operation. You can make progress on a goal that you’ve had for ages. Don’t wait; you may not get this good a chance again for a while. 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