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Aries (March 21-April 19) This sure is Monday,
isn’t it? A critical co-worker makes you do the job
over and over until it’s perfect. Don’t complain;
that’ll get back to the boss. Polish the brass and
be ready for inspection. It could come at any
moment.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Make plans with your
family for your next project. You’re a creative
bunch, especially this week. Once you get the
blueprint worked out, building it will be easy. Get
input from an older person to avoid a common
mistake.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) The less said, the
better. Keep your head down and listen. A person
who’s generally secretive might confide in you.
That would be wonderful. Otherwise, hang out at
keyholes and gather as much information as you
can.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) The information you’re
learning helps you express yourself more clearly.
Others begin to understand how valuable you are.
Don’t keep your skills hidden. Let others know
what you can do, and they’ll think of more ways
you can help.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You might feel sluggish
today, like you’re stuck in the mud. Postpone
meetings until tomorrow. You might profit by
gathering up money that other people owe you.
To succeed, you won’t have to think quickly; just
be stubborn.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You’re strong, so
carefully calculate your next move. If you’re not
sure what will happen if you push button “A,” read
the manual first. A few extra moments
spent in preparation will help you avoid an
embarrassing mistake.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) You get stronger as the
day goes on, but you still need to exercise
caution, especially if money is concerned. Don’t
talk much about your finances. Just stash away
as much as you can, for later. You’ll find a good
use for it.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Ask friends what
you’re wondering about. Finding the person who
knows won’t take long. It’s a good day for a fact
finding mission. It's also a good day to teach what
you know. Your friends will be fascinated.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) The sense of grim
foreboding you awoke with may still be there. You
may feel overwhelmed by a difficult task that has
to be done perfectly. You can rise to this
challenge and advance your career. Nobody said
it was gonna be easy, though.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You have relatively
easy going now. You could lap the pack, making it
difficult for others to catch up. You’re also lucky in
romance with a person you’ve known for years. A
discussion about old times leads to plans for
the future.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You may feel
inhibited and stifled, with good reason. An older
person is critical. Instead of complaining, fine-tune
your act. You’ll be more successful tomorrow, so
don’t worry now. Just apply the coaching.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Push ahead with
whatever you’ve been planning. Your partner’s
anxious to start and might even fund this
operation. You can make progress on a goal that
you’ve had for ages. Don’t wait; you may not get
this good a chance again for a while.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Skilled one
6 Small vipers
10 Burrowing
mammal -
14 Sit on the fence
15 Deceptive
maneuver
17 Poet Dickinson
18 Creator of Lake
Mead
19 River ends, often
21 Sign of things to
come
22 Actress Gabor
23 Moves furtively
25 Baseball teams
27 Flow back
30 Laertes or
Hamlet, e.g.
31 Cariouor
Berman
32 Respond
34 Compass type
39 On the loose
41 Took upon
oneself
42 Dry docks
44 Tape over
40 oei nanaea a
bum_
46 Church part
48 _sequitur
49 1953 Jane
Wyman movie
52 Put off guard
54 First wife?
55 Pub choices
57 Small crowns
61 Bitterly scathing
64 Stringed
instrument
65 Twisted into a
confusing mass
66 Provide with
income
67 Walter_Army
Medical Center
68 Sauciness
69 Musical
interludes
DOWN
1 Dumbstruck
2 Notre_
3 Depraved
4 Bombards
40 Opening
43 White and oxeye
47 Fri. follower
49 Break off
50 Sheeplike
51 Midler or Davis
52 Mason’s Street
53 Bangor’s state
56 Ships’ records
58 Fishing poles
59 Oodles
60 Old sayings
62 Groovy, updated
63 LPs, updated
5 Keep attempting
6 Last of a cigar
7 Paul of Peter,
Paul and Mary
8 H.S. dances
9 Set aside
10 Besmirch
11 City north of Salt
Lake
12 Get going
13 Thompson and
Samms
16 Ohio tributary
20 Caspian_
24 Madden
26 Bring upon
oneself
27 Periods of time
28 Henley or Daniel
29 Island east of
Java
31 _ Angeles
33 Italianlsland
35 Carpentry files
36 Arabian sultanate
37 Coin in Cancun
38 Garden of_
Solutions
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