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Seems like everybody has a different agenda for you to follow. You and a friend can find a way around the logjam. Don't give up on what you want. □Gemini (May 21-June 21) II you can avoid traveling far, do so. Getting there might be more trouble than it's worth. Don't offer any information, either. If interrogated, only give them your name, rank and serial number. nCancer (June 22-July 22) Your intuition is good, but that does-n't mean every » thing’s going to be easy. II one door closes, turn around. A bet ter opportunity might be in a differ ent direction. nLeo (July 23-Aug. 22) You can influence the people around you. Don't come right out and tell them what to do; that won't work well. And, since that's your normal method, you may feel stifled. Learn to be subtle, instead. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The tension in the air could be cut with a knife. You could spread it on toast although that would probably give you indigestion. Remember that life's a lesson. You're the student. Take notes. □Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Don't be upset if you can't get as much done as you'd like. Something may come along that upsets your schedule, too. Do the most important thing first even if it hasn't been on your list the longest. □Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) You have all sorts of energy and determination. You've schemed long enough. Go ahead and take action. But, just to be on the safe side, listen to a person who dis agrees with you. # Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You're being forced to make a change. You already know what it is. The longer you resist, the more difficult it becomes. You're telling yourself to do this, anyway. So, just do it. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Uf \ Money may still be on your mind. Instead of spending any, you could learn more about it. Get a good book on the subject. The more you know, the more you'll be worth. n Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You may be in a difficult sit uation. You need someone's OK, but that person isn't cooperating. You're basing your argument on facts, but the other person is reacting emotionally. Be understanding. □Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You may be worried to a frazzle. If you relax, you'll do a better job. First, sort through and toss the extra baggage you're carrying. 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