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HOROSCOPES
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You may feel pushed and
pressed. The path you'd like
to take is blocked. This is
pretty exciting, which is just fine.
You have a trick or two up your
sleeve. Use your team, too.
nTaurus (April 20-May 20)
You are slightly inhibited by
circumstances. Seems like
everybody has a different
agenda for you to follow. You and a
friend can find a way around the
logjam. Don't give up on what you
want.
□Gemini (May 21-June 21) II
you can avoid traveling far,
do so. Getting there might
be more trouble than it's
worth. Don't offer any information,
either. If interrogated, only give
them your name, rank and serial
number.
nCancer (June 22-July 22)
Your intuition is good, but
that does-n't mean every
» thing’s going to be easy. II
one door closes, turn around. A bet
ter opportunity might be in a differ
ent direction.
nLeo (July 23-Aug. 22) You
can influence the people
around you. Don't come right
out and tell them what to
do; that won't work well. And, since
that's your normal method, you may
feel stifled. Learn to be subtle,
instead.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
The tension in the air could
be cut with a knife. You
could spread it on toast
although that would probably give
you indigestion. Remember that
life's a lesson. You're the student.
Take notes.
□Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Don't be upset if you can't
get as much done as you'd
like. Something may come
along that upsets your schedule, too.
Do the most important thing first
even if it hasn't been on your list
the longest.
□Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
You have all sorts of energy
and determination. You've
schemed long enough. Go ahead and
take action. But, just to be on the
safe side, listen to a person who dis
agrees with you.
# Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.
21) You're being forced to
make a change. You already
know what it is. The longer
you resist, the more difficult it
becomes. You're telling yourself to
do this, anyway. So, just do it.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Uf \ Money may still be on your
mind. Instead of spending
any, you could learn more
about it. Get a good book on the
subject. The more you know, the
more you'll be worth.
n Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You may be in a difficult sit
uation. You need someone's
OK, but that person isn't
cooperating. You're basing your
argument on facts, but the other
person is reacting emotionally. Be
understanding.
□Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You may be worried to a
frazzle. If you relax, you'll do
a better job. First, sort
through and toss the extra baggage
you're carrying. Do whatever you
can to lighten your load
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Crossword
ACROSS
1 Tree fluid
4_Scott Case
8 Tight spot
14 In favor of
15 Hawkeyes
16 Tenth of one-ten
17 Certified
19 Singer Lyle
20 Peak
21 Lessening of
hostilities
22 Stenographers
27 One with regrets
28 Deniro flick, “_
the Dog”
29 Mine cars
30 Nourishes
31 Top shot
32 Opera piece
33 Escape vehicle
34 Affirmative
comment
35 Add support
37 Pers. pension
40 Building wing
41 Miami team
42 Sign of
sleepiness
43 Dishonor
46 Inclined to weep
47 Possessed
48 Headland
49 Granges -
51 Partial
concurrence
53 Kubrick’s
computer
54 Astronomical
length
55 First courses
60 Create a
cryptogram
61 First-class
62 Carnival city,
casually
63 Finnish baths
64 Over with
65 007, e.g.
DOWN
1 Healing waters
2 Fleming or
Garfunkel
3 Thick soups
4 Open to question
5 Decay
6 She sheep
7 Pop
8 Monica of the
courts
9 Solid blood
10 Held in high
regard
11 Line of inquiry
12 Stroked lightly
13 Arrives on stage
18 Uncountable
' years
21 Some on the
Somme
22 Not in
23 Medieval
weapon
24 Flynn of films
25 Spike, e.g.
26 Pulverizer
30 XLIII
33 Bose and Anjou
36 Unified group
37 Nasal
applicators
38 Street
39 States further
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Solutions
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40 Ralph Waldo or
Roy
43 Ranges
44 Cuba’s capital
45 Quick impressioi
46 Type of dance
49 Confronts
50 Devour
52 Queen of Sparta
55 Blue
56 In addition
l 57 Dancer Miller
58 Tear
59 Chinese sauce
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