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Somebody you 32 Orchestra L- 2^- hate will come groveling belore you an member ? to suck you toes But beware? such at 33 Vex may make you not hate this person anymore. Your go 34 Links wear the day is to avoid such temptation and instead, kick 35 Fuel carrier person in the teeth and knock some out. 36 Little to a Scot 39 Sebaceous cyst ]yf Gemini (May 21 -June 21 y. 40 Recent walkers ?(4' Uhh. well, how can I put this 42 More balanced <5% ^ light|y i^ttty to stay away Iron ^ ic a hip LxXJ people, wildly welding knives an 4 J is a Die large, angered emus with one leg. This may I 46 River ends to your demise! 48 Part 50 Take care of 51 Shrewd Cancer (June22-July22f. 52 Fabler of yore zf 10 Genius will strike you today! Howe 53 Peachy J Y?u will be so hungover that all the 54 Reliance genius will simply go down the dra 55 Couch along with last nights dinner. Try to get yourself tog cc Aoior, cm and remember to take a shower and get rid of that so Asian sea dead hooker rottjng ^ your ^ flhk m. 1 W m v ./Vs ^ ^E!& ^jS| Hj^^. ~C 1 I CrtOC l'? , WW,,," FIoor... npfc?d?oioom . (^5uEsrigi^?2) /\ ex-Vwelpd^ /^\ \. Q b0SL -friend ~~ ! rTTTsfnfl t\%rri* Leo (July 23-Aug.22): erely t ^X'H The moon is shining in your sign today. ! fcosfej ^IS TCans are going crazy. '^u( * biay away rrom me. Virgo (Aug.-23-Sept.22% Cheat on realty vjt&ty your significant other today! They'll never (task know, especially it they are a Cancer. If iivity I ur J you don't have significant other, then do al lor what you usually do at night. Play the Alaskan Lottery the with these numbers- 6 and 984. nfcm. Libra (Sept.23-0ct 23Jt Holy cow. today is going to be the best i fe/OK" f day of your freakin' life! Your day will d v I 'O J be filled with unexpected surprises and ead your nights will consist of whip cream and cherries. Try to take it easy duringlhe day though, for you might be up all night! /?sN|| Scorpio (Oct.24-Nov.21): Take a ver, rmY chance today! Mercury and the Ooit Comet it Cloud are lined up. but I really don't know iin, what that means. You'll probably end up ether losing, because you are a big loser and you are totally worthless, but hey, maybe that astronomical line up will do something for you. rTuTnJl VI Page 5 -i IN cubicle G^A , SECOND i'd use a haisfc. \ j ukaat i\ 10 j ''martha^ twchin&*' methods w re at times I unorthodox. , li: 3" k ! \ hh'M i r*,ct )i> i r-~-^\ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21). Try not to worry about everything It some cop bursts into your room and tries to take I y your beet, tell them to go to hell, because you spent $15 on this Busch case and you |ust started drinking. Also, say da hell with that big test you have to study tor. You'll pass no matter what. I promise fZZjgj Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan. 19). Ha, {, ' ? | Ha! I'd hate to be you today! No one is going rv ; to talk to you because you'll have a big, tat, i 1J hairy booger hanaing from you nose all day and wonl even know it! Try looking in the mirror every live minutes to try and catch it before the person of your dreams will come up to you with a smirk and a condom Aquarius (Jan20-Feb 18). H T??y be the . ahhh, wait, no, nope...damn, I lost it. Sorry, sometimes I'll try too hard and the kinetic waves stop coming and I can't gaze into the future. Gosh, I'm really embarrassed. I real sorry, please. I'll try to do you up right tomorrow. Pisces (Feb 19-March 20). Oh, opp, hey, I got it back! Alright, Pisces, you'll experience new and ditterent teetings ul today. It'll probably be Irom the GiMP's "secret sauce" they put on today's meat loaf. Try to avoid that it possible. For the rest of you, something must be broken or severely loose for such feelings. Go to the doctor. Then, go to the mall and buy a copy of Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits. Ifll make you fee! better