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passes 44 Mischievous
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9 Quart halves 45 Blow-up letters?
14 Touched down 46 Pop
15 Anderson of 47 Fat farm
31 "WKRP in 49 Inclining upward
Cincinnati" 55 Brit in India
16 Honolulu 57 "Hud" co-star
farewell 58 Lascivious
17 Baloney gander
manufacturer? 59 Bay window
18 Family group 60 English county
19Altherand 61 Son of Isaac
Kudrow 62 Obvious
20 Singer Home pretense
21 Roman poet 63 Mediterranean
22 Dillon and peak
54 McCoy 64 Goes bad
23 Blizzard 65 Make fit
25 Ms. Tarbell 66Acuffand
26 Sch. near Rogers
Harvard 67 Pick out
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13 Impudence unbridled passion with someone real groovy.
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32 Orchestra L- 2^- hate will come groveling belore you an
member ? to suck you toes But beware? such at
33 Vex may make you not hate this person anymore. Your go
34 Links wear the day is to avoid such temptation and instead, kick
35 Fuel carrier person in the teeth and knock some out.
36 Little to a Scot
39 Sebaceous cyst ]yf Gemini (May 21 -June 21 y.
40 Recent walkers ?(4' Uhh. well, how can I put this
42 More balanced <5% ^ light|y i^ttty to stay away Iron
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51 Shrewd Cancer (June22-July22f.
52 Fabler of yore zf 10 Genius will strike you today! Howe
53 Peachy J Y?u will be so hungover that all the
54 Reliance genius will simply go down the dra
55 Couch along with last nights dinner. Try to get yourself tog
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Leo (July 23-Aug.22):
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'^u( * biay away rrom me.
Virgo (Aug.-23-Sept.22% Cheat on
realty vjt&ty your significant other today! They'll never
(task know, especially it they are a Cancer. If
iivity I ur J you don't have significant other, then do
al lor what you usually do at night. Play the Alaskan Lottery
the with these numbers- 6 and 984.
nfcm. Libra (Sept.23-0ct 23Jt
Holy cow. today is going to be the best
i fe/OK" f day of your freakin' life! Your day will
d v I 'O J be filled with unexpected surprises and
ead your nights will consist of whip cream and cherries.
Try to take it easy duringlhe day though, for you
might be up all night!
/?sN|| Scorpio (Oct.24-Nov.21): Take a
ver, rmY chance today! Mercury and the Ooit Comet
it Cloud are lined up. but I really don't know
iin, what that means. You'll probably end up
ether losing, because you are a big loser and you are totally
worthless, but hey, maybe that astronomical line up will
do something for you.
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Try not to worry about everything It some
cop bursts into your room and tries to take
I y your beet, tell them to go to hell, because
you spent $15 on this Busch case and you |ust started
drinking. Also, say da hell with that big test you have to
study tor. You'll pass no matter what. I promise
fZZjgj Capricorn (Dec.22-Jan. 19). Ha,
{, ' ? | Ha! I'd hate to be you today! No one is going
rv ; to talk to you because you'll have a big, tat,
i 1J hairy booger hanaing from you nose all day
and wonl even know it! Try looking in the mirror every live
minutes to try and catch it before the person of your dreams
will come up to you with a smirk and a condom
Aquarius (Jan20-Feb 18).
H T??y be the . ahhh, wait, no,
nope...damn, I lost it. Sorry, sometimes
I'll try too hard and the kinetic waves stop
coming and I can't gaze into the future. Gosh,
I'm really embarrassed. I real sorry, please. I'll try to
do you up right tomorrow.
Pisces (Feb 19-March 20).
Oh, opp, hey, I got it back! Alright, Pisces,
you'll experience new and ditterent teetings
ul today. It'll probably be Irom the GiMP's
"secret sauce" they put on today's meat loaf. Try to avoid
that it possible. For the rest of you, something must
be broken or severely loose for such feelings. Go to the
doctor. Then, go to the mall and buy a copy of Barry
Manilow's Greatest Hits. Ifll make you fee! better