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A big mistake could turn out to be a earshot of an influential person. Your integrity <e of luck. is obvious to everyone around. Libra (Sept.23-0ct.23): A truce Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb. 18): An begins to turn stale today with no h{"~ 3? J informal meeting is sidetracked by I visible progress toward a resolu- confusion over something basic. 22c-' tion. Little things began to add up You may be in for a big surprise n. Take a deep breath and give your partner today. Retain your composure in the face of jenefit of the doubt. ~ either good or bad news. PS) Scorpio (Oct24-Nov21]t Everyone P'*ces (Feb. 19-March20): Today L. y trusts you today, which helps set you are the star of your own movie. *the stage for a little creative mis- Steam rises at the touch of your chief. It's hard to keep a delicious - smoldering gaze. Forget about what et in an excitable mood. 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