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Colun Welcome to the final instal Geeks, Steers, Queers, Eski: and Prostitutes," the name I ed for an as yet unaired free-f tunity-offender talk show. Ins the-teeth title is how I will 1 dergraduate years at Can specifically the time I have sp cock. I will be graduated May! nalism college, and a bizarre i be over, the likes of which I v er be able to legally get away see, The Gamecock, for the m< _1 J i i i_ i ajuppeu uvei uy uie nanus ui i way of saying that expressio not being dictated yet by a p; dalista twerps. Nowhere else could my col away with discussing: widespi flicks and turning tricks; bes sluts; lightweight penny-ante "Th "We don next Pr Vis Voted the Advertise anist Kisses llment of "Freaks, mos,Substitutes r~ originally intend- ljflpl CARSON HEN orm equal-oppor- c?py 'Ci ;tead, the kick-in- |_ ^ abel my four un- ?t'WBU?* ilina, and more drinkers; the chances of keeping Ec ent at The Game- Lee Clontz sober on graduation d; mother was present); the sexual c 12 from the jour- of the computer terms "upload" an( Bra of my life will jn the Warren Zevon song "Netwo /ill probably nev- ing on the line "if I pinched you oi with again. You the Dave Matthews Band song "\ ist part, has been You Say"; and which is more of a ,ime, which is my lumbia Church of Christ or the Gi n at the paper is While staff members didn't reach nf lpft.lSt. PfinplnoiATio nn floffr*r? T ui ww*.. vuxiviuoiuxu uii ux& iaii/^1 puuii/, i vv less offer two observations: Chun leagues and I get don't ask for your money, and the; ead panties; skin coordinated hair bows, tiality; smut and Hell, folks, the above-mentione weekend warrior ing conversations happened wit! e Best of the Best,! ft just sell bikes, we ride the Mon-Fri 10-6 Sat 10-5 1001 Harden St. Located in 5 Points to Peaches & Food Lion 254-9797 Financing Available ofessional Service on all brands ia/Mastercard/Discover Accepted Best Bike Shop by The State Newspaf: 30^ n^saiM j i in The Gamecock: The Gamecock Sprinc ^ nff im/1 3 Ull UilU week. Just think what s with my newspaper cron DERSON to your sensibilities.To pa 5t' Supreme Court Justice P( define obscenity, but I km it." iitor in Chief It's unnecessary to saj ly (while his likely come across as ov< :onnotations mental, but my time at Thi 1 "download" 311 invaluable building bloc rking"; tack- Productive and legal to do a the ass" to hcient at (copy editing), ar Vhat Would hard-working peers who cult, the Co- !oved laughed their v -eek system, issues a week. (And where any definite fche home movies, of c< ill neverthe- captive audience for my st ;h members more could an about-to-be c v don't wear asked for? bran ted, Ihe Gamecod :d entertain- Probably needs to crawl bf tin the past the rock from which it slit m c?" NT ?.?**?*? miciMn 777-4249 1 ; Graduation Tabloid Direct ergradci pending a semester to say, I'm glad to h ies and me would do wingding. And while i raphrase former U.S. Student Government )tter Stewart: I can t pay money to march v dw it when I m doing shoe j^ave nothing on ..... I will start my fre y it, and it wil most ne t a , . , , school ot Law in Aui jrly lcky and senti- , t ? . , ; Gamecock has been have to pull my mmd :k. I found something f10 the middle yello that I'm sort of pro- become respectable, a id I discovered some However, if you ever fought, cussed, ate, bfe, visit The Gameco vay through several up next semester ai was I, you ask? Mak- They'll know where )urse J flus, 1 had a can't do it (act dirty a abs at humor. What can at least talk abou allege graduate have Endnote: Do you 1 ered that former P lis a subculture that Alzheimer's? He was ick under the under "Scent of a Woman," a hered, but needless Figh Ca?ed Wanda? igratulati< ^ Bring A C Al Graduation Am W 10% off W 20% off an 'I \ \JbK^ Regular pri( ' ? Not valid witl smmnL tions 9 ireer iave been a part of this speaking of cults, current members and coeds who /ith candles on the Horseus. ishman year at theTJSC gust. That means I will out of the ditch and nearw line. I hear it's time to credit to my community. need some light in your r?lr f\r* \rrkf r?ol 1 lr\rvy L-I\. vi uci?t/vi jci?, veili cm id ask for my number, to find me. Maybe if we ind obscene, that is), we tit. tnow how it was discovresident Reagan has sent to Blockbuster for nd he came back with "A ?m!I opy of Your louncement & Receive any Bicycle v Arppccnrv J 11VVVWU1J ?ff tune - up :ed items only 1 any other offer flWtk malmw ik