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Welcome to the final instal
Geeks, Steers, Queers, Eski:
and Prostitutes," the name I
ed for an as yet unaired free-f
tunity-offender talk show. Ins
the-teeth title is how I will 1
dergraduate years at Can
specifically the time I have sp
cock.
I will be graduated May!
nalism college, and a bizarre i
be over, the likes of which I v
er be able to legally get away
see, The Gamecock, for the m<
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way of saying that expressio
not being dictated yet by a p;
dalista twerps.
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away with discussing: widespi
flicks and turning tricks; bes
sluts; lightweight penny-ante
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orm equal-oppor- c?py 'Ci
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abel my four un- ?t'WBU?*
ilina, and more drinkers; the chances of keeping Ec
ent at The Game- Lee Clontz sober on graduation d;
mother was present); the sexual c
12 from the jour- of the computer terms "upload" an(
Bra of my life will jn the Warren Zevon song "Netwo
/ill probably nev- ing on the line "if I pinched you oi
with again. You the Dave Matthews Band song "\
ist part, has been You Say"; and which is more of a
,ime, which is my lumbia Church of Christ or the Gi
n at the paper is While staff members didn't reach
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less offer two observations: Chun
leagues and I get don't ask for your money, and the;
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tiality; smut and Hell, folks, the above-mentione
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raphrase former U.S. Student Government
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:k. I found something f10 the middle yello
that I'm sort of pro- become respectable, a
id I discovered some However, if you ever
fought, cussed, ate, bfe, visit The Gameco
vay through several up next semester ai
was I, you ask? Mak- They'll know where
)urse J flus, 1 had a can't do it (act dirty a
abs at humor. What can at least talk abou
allege graduate have Endnote: Do you 1
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ick under the under "Scent of a Woman," a
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members and coeds who
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gust. That means I will
out of the ditch and nearw
line. I hear it's time to
credit to my community. need
some light in your
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