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Matt Hanley Drayton Theatre To Present Transformations: Drayton Theatre will present "Transformations," a dramatic presentation of Anne Sexton's poetry, 11:15 p.m. Friday and Saturday. The production is a black humor exploration of the underlying meanings of fairy tales written by the Brothers Grimm. Conceived and directed by Katie Bennett, the presentation will feature selections from Sexton's poetry, including "The Frog Prince," "Hansel and Gretel," "Rapunzel" and "Snow White." Tn thpcp wnrW ^pvtnn attprrmte tn chprl npw lioht r?r? thp nlrl ctn wwxww ?"v..Tu, vvy ?v? w?. u..v. v,.v. uvv ries of fairy tales and feminine myths and archetypes. Sexton (19281974) was an important figure in the history of modern poetry, remembered for personalizing poetry with autobiographical themes from her troubled life, which was marred by incest, drug abuse and suicide attempts. Along with Bennett, the presentation also features Pilar Heirera in several roles, including Rapunzel and Gretel, Gene Aimone as many characters, including the Frog Prince and Hansel, and Sarah Osborne as the musician. The program is co-sponsored by the department of Women's Studies. CBS Wins Nielsons: CBS, the just-declared No. 1 network of the 1992-93 season, won the ratings for the first week of the offseason. CBS had five of the Top 10 shows ? including the TV movie "Call of the Wild" and "60 Minutes," both of which tied for third with NBC's "Seinfeld" ? and received an overall rating of 11.4, the A.C. Nielsen Co. said Monday. ABC had a 10.9, NBC a 10.5 and Fox Broadcasting Co. a 6.9. Each rating point equals 931,000 TV homes. In the network news ratings, ABC continued a winning streak that began in August, receiving an 11.0. CBS had a 9.4 and NBC an 8.9. Mere are tne lop iu snows, ineir networic ana rating: "Cheers," NBC, 19.2. "Roseanne," ABC, 18.8. 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