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Attention Carolina Sti Take Advantage of the Roger Brii Special! It's two tickets for the p Good times can be hard to come by on a college s this fall you can stretch your entertainment dollaj P / Tt- P?... r? I? I C v^ciuci/ i ne oiuie newspaper i>nng a rrieuu opei Indulge in the exquisite sounds of world-class pi With what the New York Times calls his "ear for the i amazes audiences with his astounding repertoire i board mastery. Prepare for an extraordinary adve artistry of this Leeds prizewinner. After the concert the show's all yours at a spec party sponsored by The State and hosted by th Student Association in honor of the '89 Freshm So just pull on whatever is comfortable and < terrific music. Drop by the Carolina Coliseum B with a valid Carolina student I.D. and ask for th Special. Ian Hobson Tonight - 8 PM - $8 public/ $ Koger Center for the Ar Tickets on sale at the Coliseum Box Offic SCAT outlets. Call 777-5111 for more inf MEN ^ f itmi#thave ?T T/M? r A r^AR OR A<50, tc>fw mNryM \ H)N<5- ?... gr- " -(50'.- |v f AtifJA OtJ?'. ^V. pi i\|l^ 2WM7AIU fe / >W^ATW9,AAJMA I /^| r^NK. / > J^Q0 1T^?? Side c ~~ 1 ? ?- DutnOuti Syndicate i the days before television ? PEOPLE VI 5 are urgently needi " Mono test kits. If E&Zy within the past ? for onl\ id L2 For Further Ir IV 5*1 2719 I P-222 r Fresh i Freshman Council is i the purpose of offering fr? quainted with the Univers will be selected will panic \ many other activities whic Any freshman wishinj Student Government offic returning applications to tl lHorifcf ^nce applications are ir ^ * crr/?pninn nrnrpcc talri jv,w,""b f iiuv, ng a Friend place and a select gro p w # be invited back for internce 01 one. views the week of Septem 18. Freshman Council tudent budget, but members will be announce rs with the Koger on Monday September 25. If you have any questic ianist Ian Hobson. please feel frce ,0 conlact unusual," Hobson Grzybowskl at 777" 2uj4. md dazzling keynture through the ial students only e Koger Center an Class. :ome hear some ox Office today , e Bring a Friend | Deadline Septeinl >6 student tS mijrri r\jn a t e and all A JtXJCL/ ormation. Jeff MacNelly M m M \i c 1J HAUco^TA^L^eAiB[P I ^Wi. Pt-ONK 1 F r . Li J?T?ll iMM Gary Larson 1962 Cfwoncie FMum q ^<y id ey Universal Prmss Syndicate 5 \r/' "Now wait a minute .... He said two jerks meant 'more slack' and three meant 'come up'... but he never said nothin' about one long, steady pull." MONO? IITH MONONUCLEOSIS 3d to aid in the manufacture of the you have Monopor have had Mono two weeks, you may qualify for $100 r 3 hours of your time, iformation Call or Come By: SEROLOGICALS, INC Middleburg Dr. Suite 105 Columbia, SC 2546537 nan Council i new council designed by Student Government for ^Oilman MUUo ail u^pjllUUllJ IU UCCUITie 3City community. The thirty to forty freshmen who tipate in philanthropic and social events as well as :h will enhance leadership skills. \ to apply for Freshman Council should stop by the e and pick up an application. The deadline for fie Student Government office is Friday, September i,a ill University of ber South Carolina qsouk JJ >er 8 Student Government