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INQLHRY Topic: ANDY WARHOL'S VACATION' Andy Warhol, famed popartist noted for serigraphs, j itlf} l/lV>C \A/ir\j/in KA/\?irs\?>e /?#iW soup cans, reportedly died last V year, leaving the art world one tless guy who does pretty neat , j stuff with graphics. Recently, ] however, he was seen at Rock- ? JhH afellas', sipping on a Sol and fl remarking on the similarity ^0 1 between today's music and his I favorite group, the Velvet ?W Underground. USC TODAY SHL@ X IB 1 caught up with him in the Little ^ Elvis room and asked him a few questions. Andy W?rl1"1 | Warhol's death just dirty trick ^ USC TODAY: First of all, the France. Yeah, that's it. In obvious question: weren't you France. reported as being dead this past year? USC TODAY: !r. France. OK. Why? WAR HOI Vnc I'll that the media took great liber- WARHOL: I don't know. I ties with that interesting little just get a weird thrill out of rumor. Actually, I was just wearing a beret and taking resting. People just thought I polaroid snapshots of French ; was dead. garbagemen. 1 like the way their French faces light up in pleasure USC TODAY: It's been when they see a little image of rumored that you had been themselves in surrealistic colors, hospitalized with the AIDS Then they just hop back onto virus. How about it? the back of their miniature garbagetruck and ride off in the WARHOL: People have been light of a new day. rather presumptuous about my i health status for years. They've USC TODAY: So where were even speculated that I wear a you staying in France? wig. Now I ask you, aesthetically speaking, does this look like a WARHOL-: Well, no place in wig? particular, really. use TODAY: Um, well, USC TODAY: Could you uh ... on to the next question, possibly be more vague? Your reported death has escalated the value of your art- WARHOL: All right already, work. Do you think your sud- I was in hiding. It was all a scam den "resurrection" will have a to boost the value of my artnegative impact on prospective work. Art is a mirror of the time investors? in which it is created. You can consider my death just another WARHOL: Well, all 1 can say work of art for the time. is if they didn't feel the artwork was worth the price they paid, USC TODAY: So your death sorry. That's just tough luck, was all just a dirty trick to inisn't it? crease the sale of your art? & use TODAY: Where have WARHOL: Now I ask you, you been all this time since your aesthetically speaking, do I look "death?" dead? WARHOL: As 1 said, I was USC TODAY: Well, urn, resting. Merely resting. In uh . . . 8 i Metze 0 COLUMBIA'S ENGAGEMENT R H ' LARGEST^SELECTION ?; PRICES STARTING FROM 129?? y e . p ... 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It's not too often that such a Klugman. film comes along, and all movie Meanwhile, reaction to tl buffs owe it to themselves to see news of Guilfoylc's demi it. ranged from dismay to dclig Go see Friday the 13th, Part at the lavish offices of Ti 7: Jason's Still Creeninp Gamecock. USC's allro^d ct Around. You'll laugh. You'll dent newspaper. cry. You'll kiss $4.50 goodbye. "1 knew it was going to ha pen sooner or later," said Je Shrewsbury, editor in chief. ' just wish he could have tak< out more of the building." B "There will be much wailii IP JI V antl gnashing of teeth for tl next 40 days," said An a DelPo, a former editor in chi wh? now spends her tin Continued from page 1 USC's mascot the deceased rock singer Continued from page 2 should be sold at all polling tables. pleasures," Cocky said. "I*i "I've noted the apathy really^ just like any oth< among the students. If we sell fowl." Elvis stuff we might get people After a wild night on th from all over the country town, Cocky can be foun voting in the next elections," relaxing at his elegant nest i Sen. Babs Long said. Palmetto Springs, S.C. A unanimous decision then created a special ad hoc Elvis ? Committee to research getting the paraphernalia. Money |v c r\ ? iiuui u iv. o. vj. tuiiiiii^ciity fund will be used to purchase ))) jE&l L~? the memorabilia and finance a m ^ trip to Graceland, Presley's Pj^pP Fried banana sandwiches, Presley's favorite meal, and velvet paintings of "the King" 1 are tentatively scheduled to be . ^ ' sold at the elections, which will I ajuicDir-Aw "^T be held every Wednesday until WOXNCEP | the end of the semester. f SOCIETY* M >!? #? % ?>!i ?xi >>!i >>!i ?>!i ?>.i ?>!? >!? >% r>V< ] II i":: 'i *"^0 i ; ING HEADQUARTERS ? L__ ?K23i ill AI)DRE za \ v?y / vwt??? Iir? sc I W V A /T 11 j 2 >?' ?' &"?' '4.* '? E T ??>Xi i5?? i7!t Amx* ?Xi ?Xi#X( ?>?? ?S< >! ?? r*3: L*J ^HHHHB^^ ^aagSL >fffiM&iaA ^H^^HHI jb si in?H H sexuality 77% ;exuality 20% fpi r> r-^ [ n><? <? <$> ??<? <?^ l? ll tn] LP lity 3% ^ ty .0002% :ual Preferences: R Capsule wjmmmmammmmmmtmmmmmmmaamBBmmmmmmmmmmBmmmmmmmmmmma jorter remembe pasting up The Gamecock, just were his discot because it pays more. federate flag i "That guy was like a father Letters to tl to me," wailed Copy Desk in after each ic Chief Andy Bcchtel, his teeth After Guilfo> se gnasmng. "out at least now 1 homecoming, ht won't have that cantankerous ing Commis: Ue bastard complaining all the gested that u- time about the headlines 1 Clcmson, i.e., write. Maybe it's just as When he v p- well. . ." for the pape ff As a Catholic Yankee living joyed attcndir '1 in the Deep South, Guilfoyle the Athcniar ;n often expressed his distinctly Debate Societ Nothern viewpoint, using the cd to get up o lg editorial page of The babble endles; ic Gamecock as his vehicle. His "He might ly columns often produced one Athenian ef outrage among students, was an ignori ie Especially vile and offensive in a fool's pa , Cocky, enjoys life to thi Big Bird, a frequent visitor screen televisi* to the Henhouse and on the cob. It m confidant of Cocky, express- Cocky said it cd genuine fondness for him. settle down "He's really neat," said Bird. spccial chick, ie "I'm really glad he's r a model for 1 d friend from A to Z. 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[ -3 Authorities, who arc con- [ 1;: sidering the possibility of foul play "a 5U-50 chance," said a full investigation is being held I'M p. up in lieu of the Carolina Cup | 3 W in Camden. i "With all that excitement | : going on just 30 miles away, f' i Look it's hard to concentrate on [ work right now, but we'll get |.:ry mnsmmmmnmm? around to it," an unofficial spokesman said. 3 He said current evidence in J j| favor of an assassination is [ ="unclear," but that a small S plastic explosive could have Lq been slipped into Guilfoyle's | ^ arses on the Con- book bag. md apartheid. A w,,ncss,he ?P|osl?" W he editor poured 'aw son,conc drcsscd cxac,ly ? f ,. like Ciuiltoyle flee the scene, ^ of his columns. . . . , . . . . . . ,1, r..? but we think it doubtful that 'le made tun of . , , , . ^ there could be another person the (lomecom- . , , 1 ,, alive with such poor taste. sion even sug- A. . , . . , - ; he transfer to A,so' a ,ocal ho,el reglstcr ^ ... showed that someone checked , hell 011 earth. . . . . . in under the name Stephen vivas not working ? ..r . . K, . u . f r, Cuilfoyle cn- wearing a Mets hat fa. r and cheap sunglasses and then ] lg meetings of . f, . .K , e . , , . left without paying around 1 Literary and , ..r .. . noon Thursday. y. ui o> e ov Authorities have called this ^ n a soapbox and ,, . ... ,, Ri . merely a coincidence. pd be missed." said Apparently, authorities are | ,,u . . passing off the possibility of a bs . But he a ways Mark Dayid Chapman_John mt zombie living , K radise." Lcnnon-iype tnmg going on here, bccausc they don't believe anyone ? not even a X II - crazed psychotic killer ? could 3 TUIIGST bc stuP?d enough to idolize Guilfoyle. :>n and eat corn "Whatever happened here, 's a lot of fun." we'll get to the bottom of it," he would like to the spokesman said, "There's some day. His just no reason to start jumping Penny Henny, is to conclusions. Let's just sit -lolly Farms Inc. back and count our blessings to remain in the that the Holdermans ;a to raise their (Holdermen?) were out of Inwn " I 0 N il GT 0 N i ering Human/Health Services doming Arts Politics 'j I International Relations is The Arts Speciality temships, centrally-located apartments, ry academic interest. status; 3.0/4.0 gpa. (617) 353 9888 Internship Programs, 725 Commonwealth Avenue B2, Boston, MA 02215 STATE ZIP __ PHONE ( ) ! 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