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Softball's I By CLARK KENT i MM-M*n?wed Reporter Due to the recent demand for the numerous softball teams that have not yet made the prestigious Gamecock Intramural Softball Poll, The Gamecock has decided to publish the 10 absolute worst teams, teams with excellent best names, and finally, teams that have no reason to be in a softball poll. Zeta, the only women's 1- - 11 icdiu iu uittKe uic pun ran away with first place by losing toLady Skoal 23-0 and Kappa Delta 20-1. The Gamecock, the only co-rec team in the men's league, finished second with an 0-3 record. Elm Sluggers were The top ten Intramural Softball Names 1. Fred 2. AAAHHH's O W TV * u. mvci (iuscu r ur ueiay 4. Rxercists 5. Moment of Silence 6.3rd East Roaches 7. Normal Deviates 8. Hose Monsters 9. Norton's Nookies 10. America's Team fCLASSIFI : CAMPUS NOTICES Spring Sportiest at Bell Camp April 17 12:00 Noon until... Games, prizes, Bluegrass band, In0 tramural Recreational Sports 7 5261. Track Meet. Intramural m Recreational Sports. Mon. April 19 4:66-7:00. Entries open until April 8,7-5261. T Racquetball Tournament Begins 0 Tues. April 13. Entries open until Thurs. April 1. Intramural Recreational Sports 7-5261. 9 Tennis Mixed Doubles Tourm nament April 16-18. Entries open Tues. March 23 until Thurs. April 8. ' Intramural Recreational Sports 7J 5261. Putt Putt Intramural Com petition April 14-15. Entries open until Thurs. April 8. $1.00 entry fee. Intramural Recreational Sports 7 5261. Faculty/Staff Mixed Doubles # Tennis Tournament. Deadline * April 8. For more information contact Intramural Office777-5261. J Faculty/Staff Racquetball ? Tournament; M/W Deadline April 8. -For more information contact the Intramural office 777-5261.. Hold it! Reserve one hour Thursday at 7:20 P.M. for the Whitewater Club meeting, Phys. Kd. Center Rm. 217. CJrab those coolers! The Outdoor Films are coming Field A, Friday, J April 23. Ad Club Meeting. Thursday April 1. That's tonight! Refreshments will be served. Room 1027 Col. J SPEAKER 0 m - ? a ruK ^ALt FREE to good home: mixed black Labrador about 3 months, female, good pet. Contact Le3a at ? 786-6307. Worst Make battered by Med. School and Red Roids, 14-4 and 21-5, respectively to take third. Actually the Toronto Bluejays are not in the Intramural softball league but if they were, they would undoubtedly be among the 10 worst teams. All teams that made the poll had to be winless and had to loose at least one game by seven runs or more. The Gigolos, AKA, Rocks, Penthouse and MBA's all received honorable mention. While discussing some of the worst softball teams in the league it seems only fair to mention Kin Blackburn who has had the honor of playing in 15 intramural The Absolute Worst 10 Softball teams 1. Zeta (women) 2. The Gamecock 3. Elm Sluggers 4. Cock Flock 5. Alpha Phi Alpha 6. Psychos 7. ZBT Gentiles 8. La Borde Hosers 9. 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If you need a review of basic mathematical principles, this course is a must. The course will (improve your skills in adding, subtracting, dividing and WITS END CLUB EXCLUSIVE PRIVATE C COCKTAIL WAITRESS 3 evenings per attractive, and willing to work late hour call 787 4756 after 9 am. I . . m s Limelight, softball games at USC without a victory. Way to go 1 """ Kin. Fred was the unanimous ! winner of the most creative ] t name which doesn't say much for the other names. The AAAHHH's came in a close second. The team took j its name from left fielder Mike Kolb who yells : ''AAAHHH'' during arousing and stressful moments throughout his daily routine. We'll try to get those teams that have yet to make it in a Softball poll in at a later date. ' Teams That Have No i Reason Whatsoever 1 For Being In A Poll 1. Nor ml 2. Twilight Zone 3 Riff Raff 4. Geology I 5. Baruch Mudsliders 6. Dry Heaves II t 7. Jugheads 8. The Sinners ( 9. Kings Court 10.7/7's ! 11. Bud Men 12. Nads I 13. 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