The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1982, Page Page 6, Image 6
Softball's I
By CLARK KENT
i MM-M*n?wed Reporter
Due to the recent demand
for the numerous softball
teams that have not yet
made the prestigious
Gamecock Intramural
Softball Poll, The Gamecock
has decided to publish the 10
absolute worst teams, teams
with excellent best names,
and finally, teams that have
no reason to be in a softball
poll.
Zeta, the only women's
1- - 11
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away with first place by
losing toLady Skoal 23-0 and
Kappa Delta 20-1. The
Gamecock, the only co-rec
team in the men's league,
finished second with an 0-3
record. Elm Sluggers were
The top ten Intramural
Softball Names
1. Fred
2. AAAHHH's
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u. mvci (iuscu r ur ueiay
4. Rxercists
5. Moment of Silence
6.3rd East Roaches
7. Normal Deviates
8. Hose Monsters
9. Norton's Nookies
10. America's Team
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Thursday at 7:20 P.M. for the
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CJrab those coolers! The Outdoor
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battered by Med. School and
Red Roids, 14-4 and 21-5,
respectively to take third.
Actually the Toronto
Bluejays are not in the Intramural
softball league but
if they were, they would
undoubtedly be among the 10
worst teams.
All teams that made the
poll had to be winless and
had to loose at least one
game by seven runs or
more. The Gigolos, AKA,
Rocks, Penthouse and
MBA's all received
honorable mention.
While discussing some of
the worst softball teams in
the league it seems only fair
to mention Kin Blackburn
who has had the honor of
playing in 15 intramural
The Absolute Worst 10
Softball teams
1. Zeta (women)
2. The Gamecock
3. Elm Sluggers
4. Cock Flock
5. Alpha Phi Alpha
6. Psychos
7. ZBT Gentiles
8. La Borde Hosers
9. Beavers
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without a victory. Way to go 1 """
Kin.
Fred was the unanimous !
winner of the most creative ] t
name which doesn't say
much for the other names.
The AAAHHH's came in a
close second. The team took j
its name from left fielder
Mike Kolb who yells :
''AAAHHH'' during arousing
and stressful moments
throughout his daily routine.
We'll try to get those teams
that have yet to make it in a
Softball poll in at a later
date. '
Teams That Have No i
Reason Whatsoever 1
For Being In A Poll
1. Nor ml
2. Twilight Zone
3 Riff Raff
4. Geology I
5. Baruch Mudsliders
6. Dry Heaves II t
7. Jugheads
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9. Kings Court
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