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IGo^ I'\? H>vBUgg v - [ jj 1 v * *N-v'< wc ?| HBn >-^v8 ' '' Tracy Helms/! Golfers are notoriously nutt both oars; at least a quart low; In the tradition of the chick wonder does the craziness e Uamocforc DnJ ?* |bw.??ww? o. JL?UV i ugai uic^b UI affecting those who tee it up o couple of chuckles. Here's thre Our first episode occurred a changed to protect the incon cidents are from old tales han ...AFTER PLAYING 17 I disturbances, a twosome appro requiring a short shot over wat and casually stroked a shot wel player, Hank, pulled back his McAliste from page 12 basketball camp after McAlister's sophomore year. "I liked her as a coach and ^ as a person," McAlister w said. She has always been extremely nice to me." McAlister is unconcerned with Parson's reputation as a tyrant. "Girls basketball is harder to coach because we are more emotional and less aggressive," she said. "Her problems with players st 2m ^ from the fact that she has to be tougher to motivate them. ^oacn Parsons is a winner and I will do everything I can jpCLASSII SgjP S All classified ads must b< PREPAID. Payment must be mad? I with cash. cl?ck or money order lr AR the exact amount. Orders are ac cepted in Room 323, Russell Hous< ^91 during regular University businesi hours or via the mail on a Classifiet I Advertising Mailer only. DeadHno! A| are: 3:00 p.m. Monday (or Wed nesday's issue, 3:00 o.m. Tuesda\ for Thursday's issue. 3:00 p.m Wednesday for Friday's issue ant j 3:00 p.m. Thursday for Monday'i issue. Advertisements may b? " | cancelled before 10:00 a.m. the day prior to pubVceiton. Refunds ere not | give. For more Information oonteel j Student Media Advertising. Box ' 86131. WSC. Columbia. SC 29208 or cad 777 4249. I* ? CAMPUS NOTICE Sailing Club Meeting. New and old Members. July T#t, 7:30 pm. Room 203, Russell House. 0 FOR SALE & FOR SALE: 1975 Plymouth , ' Valiant. 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"Hopefully my versatility will come in handy." Making the adjustment from private school ball to major college ball won't be easy, but what McAlister is involved in now will make the adjustment easier ? she is one of 12 players on the S.C. AAU Junior Olympic! Picric ? 1 Wanted: Relaiable person to cart; ' for 1 year old child. Mon.-Fri., 7:30 ? 5. 799 6202 after 5 ; HOUSING > Would like Spanish speaking female student to share nice 3' bedroom house $100. mo. plus 1/3 utilities. We are studying Spanish I and interested in liuinn uu/ who is studying. English. 252 0927 after 5:30. ROOMMATE NEEDED. 1280 sq./feet house has 2 rooms for rent. Kitchen, refridgerator, washing machine, dryer ready to use, 5 miles from USC. $100. per room, 1/3 utilities. Ask for Trong after 4 pmcall 783 1977 or 794 6951 for ap ? pointment. I /M'T a a rv LU3I AINU FOUND FOUND: Sum of money on campus week of 6-15. Will return. Mutt identify EXACT AMOUNT end ap proximately where lost. 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Call 771 "School reports and other papers typed. Fee reasonable. Phone 7963129 after 6:00pm." Good f the pond. Hank's second and >ht of the first ball, also flying ik swore he wasn't leaving until ut several minutes, balls and iceeded. He decided there was grabbed his bag of clubs, laun! and headed straight for the lub pro saw Hank drowning his lim into calling it a day and nk reached into his pocket he the golf bag. The pro and Hank ?d towards the 18th hole. Hank ; Dond. fnnnd hie hao anH fVior. g y ?aw ?^V?^ I4IIU VI1VII his keys out of the bag, and nto the water. ly rusty set of clubs ?... chatting on the practice green lunate thing happen the other id Tom were playing the 15th jr chap passed away.'' nty impressive deed after that n back to the clubhouse," Bill r, that must have been quite a 0 pounds." ; really hard part was picking etween shots..." Will Help School, are the co-captains. The team will go to Kansas City, Mo. 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