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Golfers are notoriously nutt
both oars; at least a quart low;
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couple of chuckles. Here's thre
Our first episode occurred a
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...AFTER PLAYING 17 I
disturbances, a twosome appro
requiring a short shot over wat
and casually stroked a shot wel
player, Hank, pulled back his
McAliste
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basketball camp after
McAlister's sophomore
year.
"I liked her as a coach and
^ as a person," McAlister
w said. She has always been
extremely nice to me."
McAlister is unconcerned
with Parson's reputation as
a tyrant.
"Girls basketball is harder
to coach because we are
more emotional and less
aggressive," she said. "Her
problems with players st 2m
^ from the fact that she has to
be tougher to motivate them.
^oacn Parsons is a winner
and I will do everything I can
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y. You know, not rowing with
not wrapped too tight.
en-egg dilemma, you have to
volve from the game or the
the source, this phenomena
n the turf is always good for a
e cases-in-point:
t a local country club (names
ipetent), while the other inded
down from duffer to duflOLES
without any major
tached the final hole ? a par-4
er. The first player stepped up
II over the hazard. The second
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to keep her here while I am
at Carolina."
While not being exactly
sure what her role on the
court will be, McAlister
expects to play some at
guard and some at wing.
"I learned something
about all the positions on the
court in high school,"
McAlister said. "Hopefully
my versatility will come in
handy."
Making the adjustment
from private school ball to
major college ball won't be
easy, but what McAlister is
involved in now will make
the adjustment easier ? she
is one of 12 players on the
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ding the ball in the middle ol
third shots duplicated the flij
straight into the drink.
Determined by anger. Han
he hit one over the pond, b
splashes later he had not sue
only one thing left to do; he {
ched them out into the lake
clubhouse bar.
A couple of hours later, the c
sorrows and finally talked h
heading home. But when Hai
realized he left his car keys in
then got into a cart and steer*
waded out to the center of the
drug it ashore. He grabbed 1
unte again, siung tneciuDsn
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...TWO GOLFERS WERE <
before beginning a round:
"I heard you had an unfort
day, Bill," Fred inquired.
"Yes," Bill replied, "me ai
hole the other day when the po<
"But I heard you did a migl
haDDened." Fred asked
"Oh well, I just carried Tor
said modestly.
Fred was impressed. "Wow
strain. Tom weighed almost 30
"Well," explained Bill, "the
him up and putting him down b
ersatility
women's basketball team.
She and Brantley Southers,
another Parsons' recruit
who was a standout at
Columbia's Dreher High
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f the pond. Hank's second and
>ht of the first ball, also flying
ik swore he wasn't leaving until
ut several minutes, balls and
iceeded. He decided there was
grabbed his bag of clubs, laun!
and headed straight for the
lub pro saw Hank drowning his
lim into calling it a day and
nk reached into his pocket he
the golf bag. The pro and Hank
?d towards the 18th hole. Hank
; Dond. fnnnd hie hao anH fVior.
g y ?aw ?^V?^ I4IIU VI1VII
his keys out of the bag, and
nto the water.
ly rusty set of clubs ?...
chatting on the practice green
lunate thing happen the other
id Tom were playing the 15th
jr chap passed away.''
nty impressive deed after that
n back to the clubhouse," Bill
r, that must have been quite a
0 pounds."
; really hard part was picking
etween shots..."
Will Help
School, are the co-captains.
The team will go to Kansas
City, Mo. July 2-12 to participate
in the national AAU
tournament.
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procession began to pass dov
lifted his putter, walked to
respectfully run jved his cap a
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USC will cancel classes July
3, the day before the July 4th
national holiday.
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