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LITT When last we left ou was emering ner aear bedroom with every ini for everything she's w surprise in store for h "Hi, Granny," Hoo( looked closely at her little old lady was w NORML t-shirt and "The old fruit's fina edge," Red thought. "Well, Granny, wht this time'?" "Don't take that tor young lady. I'll hav quartered." "Oh, Granny, you'r old fart," Little said, trick-or-treat costume "Oh ... er ... ah, I'rr your generation, deai crazed and hopeless a you come here, anyw "Well, I ... wait a same question that WOLF!" Out came t She fired six shots into Kilt tho u/nlf loont ?-? MUV Vliv ?f Ull iv>upi u grabbed her. "Hah!" he yelled. ' have journalistic imr tell me why you cam< Just then a burly sta the room. "Okay, fr "I'm takin' you in for "CHILD molestatio "i.;sten, this little p santed in 14 states! / \,c? Wait until Woo r>s!" ^ c l i L ^ai J in 5 i | St. flndt i | FR 1 with any sc rtTTGNTION K MLL WL NOW THRU NOV. 1 - We J IV Th' \ H /-? . m ? ? - ,4 satire by Lei LE RED HIDING HOOD ? PART TWO r femme fatale, she "Oh, shut up, w< old grandmother's "You're a repor tention of taking her must be your fau orth. But Red has a wolf, read him his ler ... toward the door. i smiiea. men sne "Wait a minute, grandmother. The my grandmother? taring Topsiders, a "I gave her som a scraggly beard. go catch a movie, lly gone over the 'Gidget Gets a Bre wolf. it new disease is it The cop took the "Dandy," Hood te of voice with me, she began to cleai e you drawn and HARVEY R. W e sucn an amusing child molestation "Tell me, why the sentenced to a 10-; ?" for the National E 1 trying to relate to suicide in early 1 *ie. Perverted, sex- trail in Central Pa s it is. Just why did death. ay BURLEY Q. HOI minute. That's the was killed last ye wolf asked me ... inexplicably blew he Magnum again. memory stands i the reporter's belly, Poopville, Arkans; lit of the bed and LITTLE RED F New York City an 'You didn't know I Broadway musical nunity. Hah! Now, earned her Maste ? here, or ..." Bryn Mawr Colleg te trooper burst into hang-gliding accid eak," he bellowed, FEEBLE O. GI child molestation." bination country si n?" the wolf cried. in her home. She ain in the neck is state of Arizona, ma you re arresting days shouting at dstein hears about gossip column magazine. She is UP~THIS COUPON ? B STATION I . ? _ i hrturrtiriiftii tfy uda at Green JOINTS 256-6681 ews Shoooina Center 798-7505 " EE (Tledium coke >ndwich purchase (with a< A runngr hi pides v^juq^/ running center 20 percent 40 percent Off on many shoes, shorts, books Nike waffle Irainer (men's & women's) $23.95 Nike lady oceana 15 95 Nike mens oceana 11.95 New Balance Super Comp 23.95 IJike New Boston 16.95 7 Nike Lady Roadrunner 21.95 art located at 734 Harden St. in Flv? Points eLeft and iman Stiles [)lf," the trooper fumed, ter; whatever's wrong lit." He handcuffed the rights and hustled him " Red called. "Where's i1 e money and told her to I think she went to see ast Rpmftvpfl sairi wolf out to his car. whispered to herself, as i out the jewelry case. OLF was convicted of in the first degree and year stint as a reoorter Inquirer. He committed 975 by laying across a irk and being jogged to GSNECK, state trooper, ar when his patrol car up. A monument to his in his home town of as. LIDING HOOD went to d became the star of a 4 i Y } 11 m i v i it /-? , i ii iaKe incesi. j>ne r's in philosophy from e in 1969. She died in a lent in 1976. tANNY opened a corntore and massage parlor now owns most of the where she spends her sauirrels and writine a * 0 ? for the local porno 124 years old. I I I I I llMMB I i MB 1 a HslXsEk I piSpwiiml cTl I mttHHSUm Duo to p Guitar duo Jericho Harp nigits at the Golden Spur. A Contemporary Sounds. 'Star Tre to speal Science-fiction author Harl, probably best known for his sci of the Star Trek television ! lecture on "Frustrations With Science Fiction" at 8 p.m. > Nov. 29, in the Russell House Ellison, an ardent supporter ( Rights Amendment, usually jggfl Sim feJyTi KBVy Is ESBB335SH : lay this week in ? will perform at 9 p.m. Tuesday admission is 50 cents. The prograi 1 9 ;k screenu c Nov. 29 an Ellison, appear in states sue reenwriting which have not ra series, will Constitutional amen< * V ? Vt/\?l?A?f AM iL. ? Hollywood "uwcvtl. ctner uie Wednesday, University Union ai Ballroom. address several worn his scheduled engage )f the Equal The program is fr does not public. 03iJj h-TJI-T^T t <<? * w * # ?; ** #' * # * Ji P. * f i lJL % :I iUm*. > v ^ >pur r and Wednesday n is sponsored by writer h as South Carolina tified the proposed iment. He relented, USC Russell House ranged for him to en's groups prior to tment. ee and open to the |l ?| .