The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 13, 1978, Page Page 8, Image 8
LITT
When last we left ou
was emering ner aear
bedroom with every ini
for everything she's w
surprise in store for h
"Hi, Granny," Hoo(
looked closely at her
little old lady was w
NORML t-shirt and
"The old fruit's fina
edge," Red thought.
"Well, Granny, wht
this time'?"
"Don't take that tor
young lady. I'll hav
quartered."
"Oh, Granny, you'r
old fart," Little said,
trick-or-treat costume
"Oh ... er ... ah, I'rr
your generation, deai
crazed and hopeless a
you come here, anyw
"Well, I ... wait a
same question that
WOLF!" Out came t
She fired six shots into
Kilt tho u/nlf loont ?-?
MUV Vliv ?f Ull iv>upi u
grabbed her.
"Hah!" he yelled. '
have journalistic imr
tell me why you cam<
Just then a burly sta
the room. "Okay, fr
"I'm takin' you in for
"CHILD molestatio
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r femme fatale, she "Oh, shut up, w<
old grandmother's "You're a repor
tention of taking her must be your fau
orth. But Red has a wolf, read him his
ler ... toward the door.
i smiiea. men sne "Wait a minute,
grandmother. The my grandmother?
taring Topsiders, a "I gave her som
a scraggly beard. go catch a movie,
lly gone over the 'Gidget Gets a Bre
wolf.
it new disease is it The cop took the
"Dandy," Hood
te of voice with me, she began to cleai
e you drawn and
HARVEY R. W
e sucn an amusing child molestation
"Tell me, why the sentenced to a 10-;
?" for the National E
1 trying to relate to suicide in early 1
*ie. Perverted, sex- trail in Central Pa
s it is. Just why did death.
ay BURLEY Q. HOI
minute. That's the was killed last ye
wolf asked me ... inexplicably blew
he Magnum again. memory stands i
the reporter's belly, Poopville, Arkans;
lit of the bed and LITTLE RED F
New York City an
'You didn't know I Broadway musical
nunity. Hah! Now, earned her Maste
? here, or ..." Bryn Mawr Colleg
te trooper burst into hang-gliding accid
eak," he bellowed, FEEBLE O. GI
child molestation." bination country si
n?" the wolf cried. in her home. She
ain in the neck is state of Arizona,
ma you re arresting days shouting at
dstein hears about gossip column
magazine. She is
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[)lf," the trooper fumed,
ter; whatever's wrong
lit." He handcuffed the
rights and hustled him
" Red called. "Where's
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I think she went to see
ast Rpmftvpfl sairi
wolf out to his car.
whispered to herself, as
i out the jewelry case.
OLF was convicted of
in the first degree and
year stint as a reoorter
Inquirer. He committed
975 by laying across a
irk and being jogged to
GSNECK, state trooper,
ar when his patrol car
up. A monument to his
in his home town of
as.
LIDING HOOD went to
d became the star of a
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, i ii iaKe incesi. j>ne
r's in philosophy from
e in 1969. She died in a
lent in 1976.
tANNY opened a corntore
and massage parlor
now owns most of the
where she spends her
sauirrels and writine a
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for the local porno
124 years old.
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Contemporary Sounds.
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to speal
Science-fiction author Harl,
probably best known for his sci
of the Star Trek television !
lecture on "Frustrations With
Science Fiction" at 8 p.m. >
Nov. 29, in the Russell House
Ellison, an ardent supporter (
Rights Amendment, usually
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lay this week in ?
will perform at 9 p.m. Tuesday
admission is 50 cents. The prograi
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an Ellison, appear in states sue
reenwriting which have not ra
series, will Constitutional amen<
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Wednesday, University Union ai
Ballroom. address several worn
his scheduled engage
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does not public.
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