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mi I LI?IB JL Jff? Th Satire b For those of you who have trouble i Monday, I began a collection of my I Since I received absolutely no coir blithely continue my mad rambling! Wild Kingdom: Jim and Marlin stalk in the South Bronx. Exciting actic struggle witn a sewer rat. Lawrence Welk: Lawrence dances highlighted by an exciting finale whei onstage. Norma Zimmer sings the Always Last in Line?" On the last dancing, and most of them have to I ambulance. Brady Bunch: Greg is arrested for d( Sam the Butcher. Bobby and Cindy a acute attack of Terminal Cuteness. The Muppct Show: Kermit explains he can't marry Miss Piggy. Tragedy censors drag Kermit off to a biology every time he has appeared on the ? hijack a Fisher-Price airliner, and government. Charlie's Angels: Sabrina wears a h Kris leans 'way over toward the cam Fawcett-Majors returns to the show the furniture on the set. Lost In Space: Will designs a nuclei crosses Judy's wires and she melts laser. The Robot leaves in a huff, ann< omntlAnc Tho RnKincnnc kana VUtVMVIIOi AI1V JLI^VUAIIOVIIO 11 (A V V/ ailU Skywalker. Soap: Some nut does something unm< not wish to be identified at an undis announcement warning that this epis rear-end collisions). Nuclear Energy Forum: A panel o Carolina is the only state in the Union Quincy: Quincy suspects foul play separate Mason jars in the morgu barrassed when he performs an aul realizing that he is not dead. American Bandstand: The kids demc Standin' Still. Dick Clark breaks dou The Top Ten: 1.1 love It, Baby! 2. Bal 4. Baby Love, I It! 5.1 Love Eating, B I Love GEtting Rabies! 8. I Love 5 Lady! 10. Jimmy Loves a Laddie! tChrist Is the Answer: For the 237th c guests try to decide upon the Quest t i x? FT i neaire 10 open Showcase season A new season opens with a classic at the University of South Carolina Thursday, Oct. 19. "Eccentricities of a Nightingale," written by master American playwright Tennessee Williams, will nr<*mierft as thp first production in the Showcase Season of the USC Department of Theatre and Speech. Showcase performances will run for three nights with the "Ec- ~ centricities" show continuing I through Saturday, Oct. 21, with 1 performances each evening at 8 in | Longstreet Theatre. | Rose Crane, a USC theatre g graduate student, will direct the I D ? ? r ? Williams drama, a recent rewrite of his 1948 play, "Summer and Smoke." Set in Glorius Hill, Miss., the drama is the story of Alma Winemiller, a traditional Williams Southern heroine. Tickets to "Eccentricities" are am onlo MnnHav thpnudk QahirHav Ul I OU1V AVIVIIUUJ Vllt VUgll UMVUt VIUJ) H from Noon to 5 p.m., at USC's I Longs treet Theatre Box Office. I Season tickets to all USC | productions are available at reduced rates. . | "Eccentricities" tickets are $3, | $2 for USC faculty and staff and $1 rH for students. I * lc Left 'ere Win in Hand hlu | Moil proi y Lehman Stiles a skill &F6 remembering 'way back to last ' favorite unfilmed TV episodes. jn iments on the first column, I Aci the wily cockroach on location norfl in tootage of Jim's desperate probi type to one of his favorite polkas, 4?Ele 1 he suffers a massive coronary : beautiful ballad, "Why Am I repn number, the audience joins in Brae be taken back to the Home by t|egh jaling. Marcia gets pregnant by A- AI 1 24.?1 f DiUl ic utftcu iu uie nospiiai aner an Sect< to a confused Fozzie Bear why strikes the show when network \ 1 lab because he has been naked V air. Several characters defect, I attempt to set up a puppet blind j exce talter. Kelly jiggles in a disco. era in a low-cut blouse. Farrah Til ana almost manages to out-act pleas of ol ir training bra for Penny. Don Grac the left side of his face with a ness? Dyed by his companions' lack of gette ther son and name him Luke lyric: Chris sntionable to someone who does time closed location (ABC plans an whil sode is potentially dangerous in worn f experts discusses why South othei that glows in the dark. on c< when a body is found in 24 pres< e's back room. Quincy is em- voca topsy on Richard Nixon before coun its p mstrate a new dance, called the Wj 'n and admits that he's a clone. singi t>y, I Love It! 3. It I Love, Baby! Youi aby! 6.1 Love Eating Babies! 7. worn Safety Sadie! 9. Julie Loves A thro tribi lonsecutive week, panelists and Wyn ion. sele< J st?0< SLOWER Lower Level - Ne; Columbia,S.C. ORDER YOUR HOfTlECC IN ADVANCE Jl + + + U S C APPRECIATIO Buy any sub or pizza for regular price value for half price! Our friendly and wholesome atmosj beverages and games, including a pool TV. 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