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- !" ' 1 : ACi QW/ ^ jpy v/ 1/ Ye cante beate Citye Halle shutdown Green-Greene Stn As everyone should fcnov latest development in the Street fiasco concerns a proposal to add an "e" to G coomc enmmnp iq hoino IpH rl path ? ever wonder who? As little as I know about th I do know for certain ministrator, Red Pimiento, a Slim 6. Coldertan had discussion: , SLIM: "WHAT'S going 01 City Council holding a sp what?" Red: "Now, Slim. I got j own. If it isn't your students it's council. Open Green Str Street. Open it, shut it. I fe the damn thing." i Slim: "Not too cool, Red.1 is an open and shut case, k Red: "Yeah, ha-ha. Serio reason this "e" proposal ca we needed a good red henriu to muddy the waters, to pu ( UIC CJCO, cu,. Slim: "Forget it pal. Rem< in advance ? generally fl 1 game of yours won't work; Green Street closed." ! RED: "WHAT am I supp council, Slim? Have a heai know they all have close Points, and what about all back money? Besides, how \ \ to Five Points: Green Stree to go.'; ! 1 C)\ I ly?3uff-T rqio ru (C)0a/T>ecock C A SHU 111 CO I * i Ity Cow 7 * 7 _ any oee Satire by Doi ye also cante Slim: "What c Thv m. warning you n?*jto f by now, the Green-Greene "Hey, I ain City Council the spelling rreen Street. It I?ve 8ot a beautiful own the garden Prebend "The Grec Slim: "Forget it. e "e" proposal, hear about my US tbat city ad- goes like ind USC official the following Green-Greene Sti it s now or never, peek into the near * here, Red? Is ?ellintf bee. or THE YEAR is 1 ' two Gamecocks sto >rob)ems of my Boy: "Youknow, yapping at me, The Greene Gutter eet. Shut Green around." el like bombing Girl: "You're ri^ responsible or whe What you've got it makes a world < ight?" Boy: "Sure does usly though, the Something about { me up was that feeling low at tim og ? something mean?" U the wool over Girl; ?Me too. I and crawl." Boy: "Say, I be, ; I mean? to*get ttSETSi Gutter." osed to do about Girl: "How stupi -t, will you. You to-bumper traffic friends at Five dead without the that sweet kick- those exhilarating vill shoppers get about shoppers he t's the only way everyone knows th way to go." "aw, EVE %cil Uni 0 rerr > 6 * To the Editor n Fnhes what 60 : university ofj and place it in of parking tic olossal nonsense. I'm least that's wl mess with me, Red." here at USC i 't scared of no Yankee. 4811* 1 I herring doesn't work, if you're unl 1 backup. Can you com- u may ^ w< ?ne Gutter?" the parking s Now, would you like to you're 20 to 30 C unification system. It have trouble this your class. Th the class buil -eet is at the crossroads; that matter, Let's cheat a little and three blocks & future. don't want t< want to walk 984. The scene involves alternative, rolling on campus. I have foun , I really love this gutter, block four or has to be the finest spot a?d find son parking spac< [ht. I don't know who was n the "e" was added, but ..=? .. * narking snac w uuiercoce. blocks away 1 . What a stroke of genius, has got to be {utter kind of leaves me es, though. Know what I its BAD < space, but on get this urge to get down are far from beginning. Y< ird the craziest thing the to put into the i that back in the old days ** y?11 don't? 1 ed to close the Greene ^ a8ain y? the chance. id! Look at that bumper- . There *ms} . Things would really be e ^ noise, the screams and ; fumes. Besides, what Columbia to taded for Five Points ? ^^.^Uai e Greene Gutter's the only tuiuon a] still go throuj of finding a j... ?... j.. | uojr, live tuij RYBOCY INHALE.' iQh _ versity coul< iove parking : NOW, AS 1 nffpr vnii niif roil get when you take a have to keep approximately 25,000 students difficult proo the middle of a city? A couple unable to lea rkets and a big headache. At y0U pa8t the tat I got. The parking situation j stated is ridiculous. I'm sure that it i just ridicule was cut out to be. I should ^ d< students witl amiliar with the USC campus, the adminisfc uiiuerwg wiiai is su uaa aooui the parking ituation. For starters, unless cut down on i minutes early, you're going to involved wit finding a parking space near knows, may1 e parking spaces that are near come up wit! dings are always taken. For happens sooi the parking spaces two and iwav are always taken. If you Curtis Tolbe * Imvc pupIv nnd vnn rinn't " half a mile, there is one other Kn8meermR d if you ride around the same p yi Q five times, you may get lucky -L X ^ leone just pulling out of the { "1 5. But it doesn't always work. I 1T\ I CI around the block until class han mice without finding a ?. I ended up parking four To the Edit and being late for class. There i a solution. I am p,-^ the London enough just finding a parking circumstan< ce you find one, your troubles trolled, being over. The turmoil is Just My paren xi've got to have some change when we v > parking meter. What happens birthday. 11 Well vou might tfet luckv. and .1 n ' w w # ? suux UK?U a >u might not. You have to take "God's Los I have fo xien many times when I didn't even is i ange. Two of those times I 26-yea ucky. I had to pay the city of panionship o of my "old man's" hard write, -s. It hardly seems fair to pay id $15 for a parking decal, and ^ Eugene gh the nervewracking process P q Box 6. space three and four times a London, Oh rs a week. ^ ( Qr i at least \ meters F tilings weren't Dad enougn, money into the meter, you still time on it. This can be a very ess when you're sitting in class, ve. This tops it all. It will drive point of being mad. before, the parking situation is us. I think that something >ne to provide us commuting i adequate parking. The least rators of USC could do is have ?*AmA?riwl TKof tUAIllrl lllCkVi O 1 tuiu V ^U. ilinv fTVUlU a little of the frustration that is h the parking situation. Who be someday some genius will h a solution. I just hope that it 11, before 1 go insane! rt freshman mr\ AT? ncilzo ase write' or: .^?4.1.. ^ - 1 J* J 1 rcuuy a mc&cu-up uiuiviuuai in Correction Institution through :es which could not be conts were killed in a car accident fere out celebrating my ninth nave been just about on my own nd up until recently I was one of t Children." und a real friend in Jesus but unable to stop the loneliness of I|AAM4 ? MAAil 1 ~UIU Iivai l. * IKXU utc tUUI" of a human friend also. Please Watkins 151-000 9 iio 43140 Hamecock Founded 1908 lark J. Lundgren Editor In Chief on Fobes Copy Desk ChW Im Phillips Newt Editor arry J. 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