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PFhotoContes With the contest half over it may be interesting to note a partial breakdown of the entries. At this time there are eigh teen entries: six undergraduate, four graduate, and eight fa culty and staff. There is one entrant with three pictures entered and there are several with two. Thank you to those who care enough about their work to share it with others. RULES OF ENTRY ARE AS FOLLOWS: I. The contest is open to all U.S.C. students faculty and stUff excluding GAMECOCK staffers and employees. II. Photographs should be permanent, unmounted, black aud white priats no smallen than 4i5" and no larger than ft10". III. Each photograph must be accompanied by an entry form clipped froj* a current issue of The GA1IIECOCK. IV. Prst prie will be $15.O, second $10.00 and third $5.00. Win*ers will be announced if the final issue of the summer GAMECOCK on August 9,1973. All winning entries as well as some of the outstanding non-winning entries will be published in the August 19 issue as well as the fall orientation issue of The GAMECOCK. V. All weekly entries are due on Wednesday at 3 p.m. These dates are June 3, 20, 27, July 4, 11, 18, 25 and August 1. VI. All photographs become the property of the GAME COCK. VII. PhotograRhs will be judged by the GAMECOC< editorial:sif. VIII. Photographs must not be, identified in any way or the front. Howe ver, all should have complete identifi cation on the back. X. There 'is no'entry fee. GAMECOCK PHOTO CONTEST Entrants: Week No. o Nam e ................................................ Local Address ............ ................. U.S.C. Status ......................................... Phone ................................................ BREAKFAST/ LUNCH/ SUPPER 7Am -9 Pm 3rm. 629 Main Street. Right across from the Honeycombs. Buy yourself a MEAL TICKET and save!!!!!!!! UPSTAIRS AUDIO HAS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR .. . *Marantz *Sony (,1 *DuaI * Koss 919 Sumter Street *A CROSS F ROM THE USlC HORSESHOE The Gutenburg E; By Harry Hope MEMORANDUM TO: Dr. Thomas F. Jones, Presi dent of USC FROM: Lovable Harold Brunton vice-president for busi ness affairs, whose wis dom guides the Universit ever onward to greater profits. SUBJECT: Parking, traffic, con struction, and $$$ I have some ideas for parking that'll just blow your mind, Tom. I swear, I've pulled some goo ones in my time, but I really thin this beats all. Are you ready? First, we tear down the Russe House and make a parking lot oL of it. After all, what do we have i there except the Campus Shop? D you realize that there is not on money-making proposition in thz entire building-and notice I am rt ferring to the University Unior - Those little snots wouldn't kno% how to run a business if they wei out on Green Street selling lemoi ade. - Secondly, we take the Campt Shop and put it in one of the Tov <periment ake A Mer ers. That'll, make the'damnedest department store you ever saw. Af ter we put seven floors of books, records, USC geegaws and other useless junk, we can build a super market-and then we get Dietzel to make a pitch to all the students, telling them how patriotic and God-fearing it is to buy only from our department store and nowhere else. We can open up an Astroturf store to please him, and let him have 75 per cent of the profits. We can sell Astroturf rugs, As troturf posters, Astroturf tobacco, etc., etc., and use all that leftover Astroturf that Dietzel didn't sell. There's one hell of a market for that crap. d Thirdly, since we are laying a k section of 1-26 down through Pick ens Street, we can sell a part of 11 Green Street to the Highway De it partment for a gigantic cloverleaf n intersection. How's that for a turn 0 on? e Fourthly, we tack on an extra $50 to the students' university fees. They don't know what that's all about anyway, and they won't - know the difference. We can use $20 of that $50 for investment, e and pocket the rest. It'sabout time I got a new car, anyway, and Tom, you could use a new suit. I mean, really-pleated pants went out a s long time ago. Fifthly, how about introducing 0. no a new line of products? Like "Gen uine Thomas F. Jones bow-ties," or "Genuine Paul Dietzel Jock Straps," or "Genuine Mary Jones Five-Year Diaries"? The possibili- * ties are endless... Sixthly, we can go into a whole line of honest-to-God porno video tapes. Do you know that the Un ion has a videotape machine that costs about $10,000, and all they do is play games with it? Those punks just hang around and shoot tapes of themselves and all their * friends and send them all over the country to people who aren't even interested? Now, considering all the good-look ing broads running a round this campus, there oughta be at least a couple of thousand of them willing and able to help us. (And imagine the fringe benefits!) Well, Tom, these are just a few of the nifty ideas that good ole * Hal is thinking up all the time. Now aren't you glad you didn't fire me for losing that one million dollars? By the way, I still haven't found that money, but I'll keep looking. Yours in Christ, H. Brunton e CJSJ S 33OSS f S 10 20 even