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With the contest half over it may be interesting to note a
partial breakdown of the entries. At this time there are eigh
teen entries: six undergraduate, four graduate, and eight fa
culty and staff. There is one entrant with three pictures
entered and there are several with two. Thank you to those
who care enough about their work to share it with others.
RULES OF ENTRY ARE AS FOLLOWS:
I. The contest is open to all U.S.C. students faculty and
stUff excluding GAMECOCK staffers and employees.
II. Photographs should be permanent, unmounted, black
aud white priats no smallen than 4i5" and no larger
than ft10".
III. Each photograph must be accompanied by an entry
form clipped froj* a current issue of The
GA1IIECOCK.
IV. Prst prie will be $15.O, second $10.00 and third $5.00.
Win*ers will be announced if the final issue of the
summer GAMECOCK on August 9,1973. All winning
entries as well as some of the outstanding non-winning
entries will be published in the August 19 issue as
well as the fall orientation issue of The GAMECOCK.
V. All weekly entries are due on Wednesday at 3 p.m.
These dates are June 3, 20, 27, July 4, 11, 18, 25
and August 1.
VI. All photographs become the property of the GAME
COCK.
VII. PhotograRhs will be judged by the GAMECOC<
editorial:sif.
VIII. Photographs must not be, identified in any way or
the front. Howe ver, all should have complete identifi
cation on the back.
X. There 'is no'entry fee.
GAMECOCK PHOTO CONTEST
Entrants: Week No. o
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U.S.C. Status .........................................
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UPSTAIRS
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HAS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
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*A CROSS F ROM THE USlC HORSESHOE
The Gutenburg E;
By Harry Hope
MEMORANDUM
TO: Dr. Thomas F. Jones, Presi
dent of USC
FROM: Lovable Harold Brunton
vice-president for busi
ness affairs, whose wis
dom guides the Universit
ever onward to greater
profits.
SUBJECT: Parking, traffic, con
struction, and $$$
I have some ideas for parking
that'll just blow your mind, Tom.
I swear, I've pulled some goo
ones in my time, but I really thin
this beats all. Are you ready?
First, we tear down the Russe
House and make a parking lot oL
of it. After all, what do we have i
there except the Campus Shop? D
you realize that there is not on
money-making proposition in thz
entire building-and notice I am rt
ferring to the University Unior
- Those little snots wouldn't kno%
how to run a business if they wei
out on Green Street selling lemoi
ade. -
Secondly, we take the Campt
Shop and put it in one of the Tov
<periment
ake A Mer
ers. That'll, make the'damnedest
department store you ever saw. Af
ter we put seven floors of books,
records, USC geegaws and other
useless junk, we can build a super
market-and then we get Dietzel to
make a pitch to all the students,
telling them how patriotic and
God-fearing it is to buy only from
our department store and nowhere
else. We can open up an Astroturf
store to please him, and let him
have 75 per cent of the profits.
We can sell Astroturf rugs, As
troturf posters, Astroturf tobacco,
etc., etc., and use all that leftover
Astroturf that Dietzel didn't sell.
There's one hell of a market for
that crap.
d Thirdly, since we are laying a
k section of 1-26 down through Pick
ens Street, we can sell a part of
11 Green Street to the Highway De
it partment for a gigantic cloverleaf
n intersection. How's that for a turn
0 on?
e Fourthly, we tack on an extra
$50 to the students' university
fees. They don't know what that's
all about anyway, and they won't
- know the difference. We can use
$20 of that $50 for investment,
e and pocket the rest. It'sabout time
I got a new car, anyway, and Tom,
you could use a new suit. I mean,
really-pleated pants went out a
s long time ago.
Fifthly, how about introducing
0.
no
a new line of products? Like "Gen
uine Thomas F. Jones bow-ties,"
or "Genuine Paul Dietzel Jock
Straps," or "Genuine Mary Jones
Five-Year Diaries"? The possibili- *
ties are endless...
Sixthly, we can go into a whole
line of honest-to-God porno video
tapes. Do you know that the Un
ion has a videotape machine that
costs about $10,000, and all they
do is play games with it? Those
punks just hang around and shoot
tapes of themselves and all their *
friends and send them all over the
country to people who aren't even
interested? Now, considering all
the good-look ing broads running a
round this campus, there oughta be
at least a couple of thousand of
them willing and able to help us.
(And imagine the fringe benefits!)
Well, Tom, these are just a few
of the nifty ideas that good ole *
Hal is thinking up all the time.
Now aren't you glad you didn't
fire me for losing that one million
dollars? By the way, I still haven't
found that money, but I'll keep
looking.
Yours in Christ,
H. Brunton
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