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Your will i ..This is the way a country < dies, this is the way a count with a whimper. (pardon to '7 Rarely in the history of th been confronted with so many from within an incumbent ac The Republicans have b Democratic Party headquart4 giving grain exporters insi them to make outrageous pr( mers and the consumer, and i ling techniques to hide cami Jack Anderson will uncover We are faced with ever-il price controls that froze thi originally, corporation prol strategy that coincides with I and a number of less controv of congressional power. Eighteen year olds now hav clamored for so long, and the nation, if they only will. The must not wallow in apathy w Whichever candidate you si persuasion, get out and wor efforts can make a differenc PBK obs Medofrd, Mass.-IP-Has the Phi Beta Kappa key gone the way of the Dean's List as- an index of scholarship? "Well, it is still an honor, but I raise the question whether it will continue to be so," speculates Prof. Eugene S. Ashton, secretary of the Tufts University chapter of the society. "Unless conditions here change academically, there will be a real question whether we should elect people to a society concerned with academic achievement and scholarly promise." Dr. Ashton wonders what a high cumulative average means today at Tufts where, according to Dean George S. Mumford, "nearly two thirds of the 17,302 grades awarded last Fall were A's and B's. In the past at Tufts, Ashton said, grades were a measure of scholarship, but today three fac tors account for the superabun dance of high grades: (1) the four course program; (2) the pass-fail option; and (3) the more "relaxed" attitude of the faculty about grades as evidenced by Dean Mumford's list. For example, Dean Mumford states, "During the past two years we have been very concerned in regard to the number of I's (in completes) awarded. In the past (spring) semester the 1,168 I's exceeded the number of 'pass' grades and totalled more than double all grades of 'C-, D+ D, D and F's combined." Ashton notes that "It is almost impossible to fail a course here anymore. Instructors now can give a grade of 'N' (no grade) which means that the student must take another course in order to get ZIP K LEEN 1320 Main Street 1-hour cleaning 4-hour Laundry Service Monday - Saturday vote flatter lies, this is the way a country ry dies; not with a bang, but '. S. Elliot) is country has the electorate scandals and hints of scandals [ministration. :en accused of bugging the Irs, being bought off by IT&T, de information-permitting ifits at the expense of the far ising Mafia-style money hand )aign funds. Who knows what next? creasing food prices, wage little man's wages but not, 'its, a "secret" end the war Jixon's re-election game plan, ersial issues such as the theft e the vote for which they have ;y can make an impact on the "youth vote" is one bloc that ith the rest of the nation. ipport, whatever your political k. Your single vote and your e. ;olete? credit, but he is spared the ignominy of having an F on his record. He admits to trying desparately hard to select the best students for election to Phi Beta Kappa. The difference over the past five years or so lies in the fact that nobody was on this year's list of "qualified" candidates who had a cumulative average below 3.50. "I conclude," Ashton says, "that grades don't mean much around here anymore because at least five years ago I had to go down the list to people with a 3.30 average in order to find students to qualify. The national chapter sets guidelines of between 8-12 per cent of the graduating class who are eligible for election." "There is a wealth of good solid students here who are very serious about their work," Ashton states. "But we also have students who have learned that if they pick their courses judiciously they don't have to work very hard." He feels that Phi Beta Kappa itself "isn't going to change because there are some in stitutions which will always maintain academic standards." We can rationlize mediocrity very well," Ashton feels, but "the time will come when colleges and universities will have to realize that they can't be all things to all people. "A given degree ought to stand for something that can be clearly defined," Ashton says. He doesn't believe that a student in the College Within and the Ex College should be granted the same degree as a student in the liberal arts college. Hear.. -Stereo Sound. * Cartridges * Phonos S. 2714 DeVIne St. us. r7 IL "1iT QO The Gutenberg e: ECUmenic BY HARRY HOPE While I was in New York, I visited the prestigious firm of Paul, Roberts, Graham and God, Ltd., international distributors of rfine Jesus products. This firm is said by some to be the founders of the new Jesus cult now sweeping the land. I was 3hown the various departments of the company by Father William, S. J., a former Methodist bishop who ::onverted from Methodism to 2Yar The GueNergle: E.Cumen vL APPEARS vIL!" periment alism's in . Judaism to Bahai before taking his vows as a Jesuit priest. "Man," ecumenicalism is inM Dig it, now before we discovered what a cool dude ol' J. C. was, Pope Paul Oral Roberts and Billy Graham were working their tails off, but there was no bread. Dig? All the cash was goin' waste. "But now. Now, we have discovered Jesus and have given him his image, see. He used to be the Son of God. He was mystical. Never smiled. All he did was hang around and prophecy, work a few miracles and fight the five o'clock traffic. Nobody identified with him because, well, for one thing, back in those days long hair and beards weren't cool. But now, it's all cool, and we're here with it. And best of all, Jesus is with it too. None of these Jesus freaks think of him like they used to. No. Now he's a confused, pubescent, up-tight child of today out hitching around looking for himself. And the Establishment don't like it, so they kill him. Can you dig it?" "Now everybody is on the Jesus boat. It's the new thing. Last year, women's lib was in style. Year before that, ecology. Before that, war. Before that, civil rights. It's just the same people all the time, man. And this year, we are ;on top of it all. All that money. Do you know how many people are willing to pay for things like crosses of nails, hand-made rosaries, psychedelic Resurrection posters, Jesus sandals, Jesus beard combs, plastic Jesus statues for dash boards, Jesus watches. What about Jesus beer, Jesus wine, Jesus NOW SERVINt BREAKFI 7:3O-9:3 COLLERGE & SMTEw { 1 \:,/ (God Ltd.) dolls? And bumper stickers "Honk if you love Jesus"' "God Squad," "Have a hit of God?" "We sell the New Testament in comic book form. We also seel records. Man, we have gone beyond 'Superstar' and 'Godspell." Right now our biggest seller is a rock-blues-country version of the Messiah with Pat Boone, George Beverly Shea, Ethel Waters, Richard and Patty Roberts, The Ralph Carmichael Orchestra, Chicago, Grand Funk Railroad, Dave Brubeck and Ed MacMahon. We also sell dartboards with Marjoe Gortner's picture on them. Man, we are making millions in this Jesus racket. Oh, some of it goes to worthy causes, of course. We have a charity drive in full swing for poor-but-deserving-Jesus Freaks to send them on tours of the Holy Land. We're also financing M 16 rifles for Bob Jones University. Those fine WASP's down there in South Carolina need all the help they can get. "You see," he continued, "we gotta make this Christianity simple. Keep it on the kids' level, you know. Nobody gets turned on with the King James Bible and Bach's Magnificat. That ain't where it's at." "I happen to like Bach," I said. He seemed stupified. "Well, in that case, let me sell you a copy of 'An Wasserflussen Babylon' or 'Christ Lag in Todesbanden' played by Les Brown and his Band of Reknown." I threw up. WEEKDAYS (STmm BURGER 10 KINGt