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Medofrd, Mass.-IP-Has the
Phi Beta Kappa key gone the way
of the Dean's List as- an index of
scholarship?
"Well, it is still an honor, but I
raise the question whether it will
continue to be so," speculates Prof.
Eugene S. Ashton, secretary of the
Tufts University chapter of the
society. "Unless conditions here
change academically, there will be
a real question whether we should
elect people to a society concerned
with academic achievement and
scholarly promise."
Dr. Ashton wonders what a high
cumulative average means today
at Tufts where, according to Dean
George S. Mumford, "nearly two
thirds of the 17,302 grades awarded
last Fall were A's and B's.
In the past at Tufts, Ashton said,
grades were a measure of
scholarship, but today three fac
tors account for the superabun
dance of high grades: (1) the four
course program; (2) the pass-fail
option; and (3) the more "relaxed"
attitude of the faculty about grades
as evidenced by Dean Mumford's
list.
For example, Dean Mumford
states, "During the past two years
we have been very concerned in
regard to the number of I's (in
completes) awarded. In the past
(spring) semester the 1,168 I's
exceeded the number of 'pass'
grades and totalled more than
double all grades of 'C-, D+ D, D
and F's combined."
Ashton notes that "It is almost
impossible to fail a course here
anymore. Instructors now can give
a grade of 'N' (no grade) which
means that the student must take
another course in order to get
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credit, but he is spared the
ignominy of having an F on his
record.
He admits to trying desparately
hard to select the best students for
election to Phi Beta Kappa. The
difference over the past five years
or so lies in the fact that nobody
was on this year's list of
"qualified" candidates who had a
cumulative average below 3.50.
"I conclude," Ashton says, "that
grades don't mean much around
here anymore because at least five
years ago I had to go down the list
to people with a 3.30 average in
order to find students to qualify.
The national chapter sets
guidelines of between 8-12 per
cent of the graduating class who
are eligible for election."
"There is a wealth of good solid
students here who are very serious
about their work," Ashton states.
"But we also have students who
have learned that if they pick their
courses judiciously they don't have
to work very hard."
He feels that Phi Beta Kappa
itself "isn't going to change
because there are some in
stitutions which will always
maintain academic standards."
We can rationlize mediocrity very
well," Ashton feels, but "the time
will come when colleges and
universities will have to realize
that they can't be all things to all
people.
"A given degree ought to stand
for something that can be clearly
defined," Ashton says. He doesn't
believe that a student in the
College Within and the Ex College
should be granted the same degree
as a student in the liberal arts
college.
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BY HARRY HOPE
While I was in New York, I
visited the prestigious firm of
Paul, Roberts, Graham and God,
Ltd., international distributors of
rfine Jesus products.
This firm is said by some to be
the founders of the new Jesus cult
now sweeping the land. I was
3hown the various departments of
the company by Father William, S.
J., a former Methodist bishop who
::onverted from Methodism to
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"Man," ecumenicalism is inM
Dig it, now before we discovered
what a cool dude ol' J. C. was, Pope
Paul Oral Roberts and Billy
Graham were working their tails
off, but there was no bread. Dig?
All the cash was goin' waste.
"But now. Now, we have
discovered Jesus and have given
him his image, see. He used to be
the Son of God. He was mystical.
Never smiled. All he did was hang
around and prophecy, work a few
miracles and fight the five o'clock
traffic. Nobody identified with him
because, well, for one thing, back
in those days long hair and beards
weren't cool. But now, it's all cool,
and we're here with it. And best of
all, Jesus is with it too. None of
these Jesus freaks think of him like
they used to. No. Now he's a
confused, pubescent, up-tight child
of today out hitching around
looking for himself. And the
Establishment don't like it, so they
kill him. Can you dig it?"
"Now everybody is on the Jesus
boat. It's the new thing. Last year,
women's lib was in style. Year
before that, ecology. Before that,
war. Before that, civil rights. It's
just the same people all the time,
man. And this year, we are ;on top
of it all. All that money. Do you
know how many people are willing
to pay for things like crosses of
nails, hand-made rosaries,
psychedelic Resurrection posters,
Jesus sandals, Jesus beard combs,
plastic Jesus statues for dash
boards, Jesus watches. What about
Jesus beer, Jesus wine, Jesus
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dolls? And bumper stickers
"Honk if you love Jesus"' "God
Squad," "Have a hit of God?"
"We sell the New Testament in
comic book form. We also seel
records. Man, we have gone
beyond 'Superstar' and 'Godspell."
Right now our biggest seller is a
rock-blues-country version of the
Messiah with Pat Boone, George
Beverly Shea, Ethel Waters,
Richard and Patty Roberts, The
Ralph Carmichael Orchestra,
Chicago, Grand Funk Railroad,
Dave Brubeck and Ed MacMahon.
We also sell dartboards with
Marjoe Gortner's picture on them.
Man, we are making millions in
this Jesus racket. Oh, some of it
goes to worthy causes, of course.
We have a charity drive in full
swing for poor-but-deserving-Jesus
Freaks to send them on tours of the
Holy Land. We're also financing M
16 rifles for Bob Jones University.
Those fine WASP's down there in
South Carolina need all the help
they can get.
"You see," he continued, "we
gotta make this Christianity
simple. Keep it on the kids' level,
you know. Nobody gets turned on
with the King James Bible and
Bach's Magnificat. That ain't
where it's at."
"I happen to like Bach," I said.
He seemed stupified.
"Well, in that case, let me sell
you a copy of 'An Wasserflussen
Babylon' or 'Christ Lag in
Todesbanden' played by Les
Brown and his Band of Reknown."
I threw up.
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