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Letters. DEAR MR. BEEBE: Please excuse my lack of typing paper, and while you're at it please excuse the thousands of USC students who did not attend the Earth Week lectures. (Each lecture was attended T PRI Gamecock Signe (90 hrs& Stone Type (No r Ladies Dinner (No only I '- e-, 9 S'MO I 904 , I .- **'F *-'* Noise polfution? C:Po by less than 100 students.) The closing of Green Street to dramatize the dangers of noise pollution was a failure also unless you could say that replacing the noise of cars by loud music in poor taste was an HE STUC Ord The New U With One-P Beautifully handsome ring &Maxi Monumen the fighting gan /M This ring is off the TPraditiona Laadies' Dinner [CES t $40.00 2.0 GPR) $42.00 sqrement) Rings $26.50 to $5 requirement) E5.O40 deposit -am newe lutes improvement. It was nice to keep the cars off the street but it would have been impressive instead of degrading without the musical noise and the students' lunacy. THOMAS R. LIEBON IEN TS'. C er Now Fo SC Signet Creat, iece Constr. designed, this shows the library, t new coliseum and iecock on the sides. ered in addition to USC Ring, and Rings. 9 am t the Cani ~8.50 The Gutenburg K The Gla' By IIARR' Richard Nixon sat in his big chair at Camp David. He was president. In fact, he was very glad Io be president. He cbuld ride in big cars, live in big houses or very exclusive retreats and get hi pict ure in the papers. And so Saturday night he turned to Pat i his loving and very middle class wife) and said, "Gee, Pat--I'm glad I'm the president; in fact, I think I'm the best U.S. president we've had all year. Don't you think 140 ? "Yes. I)ick. I think whatever you think." "I'm glad you do. And let me make myself perfectly clear--if you don't think like I think, you can get out." "Just like Wally Hickel?" ''Yes, Pat, just like that old commie Hickel. But you know, Pat, I've got a lot on my mind. That's why I left Washingtori this weekend." "I thought you left because all those hippies and communist perverts were coming." "Yes, them too. But these are not like kids when we were kids. They think--and you know, Pat, that's dangerous. They think that just because they are citizens, they can have a say in what me and Congress do to protect our rights HOICE e Graduati< ,d by Official Ring WED. APRIl o 4pm and pus Shop Meet UDD. CRONIN USC Ahunnus John Roberts Representative rperiment Leader V 11OPE as White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. ( Hut they are only citizens, and dammit, now most of them can vote. 'That, too, was a commie plot, I)ick." -Yes, Pat, give me kids like the Young Americans for Freedom and the Young Republicans--kids whose minds are untroubled by ideas, kids who think like their parents--who have no minds of their own. Good old American kids." 'Just like Julie and David?" "Yes, just like Julie and David. You know Pat, I think little Kim. Agnew has communist tendencies. She wears peace beads." Pat gasps and Richard gasps. They gasp together as they hear t hat the nearly :1000) who came to Washington came to protest the war. And Dick said, "I'm glad I'm president. Then I can do anything I want to and don't have to answer to anybody. Just me and my friends at Blowemup Napalm, Inc." "What happens in 1972 Dick?" "Gee, Pat. You don't suppose Spiigy Agnew is bucking for this Job, do you?" "Gosh, Dick, then he can hide from the people just like you're doing..." r Day 28th 5 pm to 7 pm at Cap.tone House