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Gamecock photo by Galloway A Big 4f fort I S's Larry liuhrman Stretches To Rleturn Shot in I'he (;amtcock's 1{ain-Sh ortenei Win (her W'offoer4I Terps Hold Slim Lead In Sports Competition Marylan still hols. a slight .por't are consiElvrvd on an equIal b-:acl in 'armlic"haelI Cup c1Om11iwti- h:aii. tion among memlers of the .\t- The 'Tirrapins ha\e" 4%1 poc ints. lant ie ('mast Confet''nc'. 'lTh#"y are follow'i by North (aro '1Th' Cup, given in honor of the liia, -1:'1, ; N. (. State, :.1; an<l late William D onall ('armichael. IDuk',I l 1 . .Jr., is awar<h<4l to thc" s1hool which 1 iunding out the league are nee'umulates the most power \'irginia, 21; 'S(', '112 CIemso n, points in the 12 .('(' sports. .\ll 21; and \\'a ; I lorst. 19. (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!", "Dolic Gillis," cc.) REQUIEM FOR A SQUARE You, like any other lovable, clean-living, freckle-faced American kid, want to be a BMOC. How can you make it? Well sir, there are several ways, none of which will work. You're too puny to be an athlete, too lazy to be a valedic torian, and too hairy to run for Homecoming Queen. As for becoming a best-dressed man, how are you going to buy clothes with a miser for a father? Are you lieked then? Is there no way to make BMOC? Yes, there is! And you can do it! Do what? This: Become a hippie! Get cool! Get alienated! Have an Identity Crisis! Be one of the Others! How? Well sir, to become a hippie, simply follow these five simple rules: 1. Read all of Tolkien in the original dwarf. 2. Have your Sophomore Slump in the freshman year. 3. Wear buttons that say things like this: NATIONALIZE DAIRY QUEEN ASTHMATICS, UNITE LEGALIZE APPLE BUTTER HANDS OFF AIR P TOLLUTION 4. Go steady with a girl who has long greasy hair, a gui tar, enlarged pores, and thermal underwear. 5. Attend Happenings regularly. This last item may require some explanation, for it is possible that Happenings haven't reached your campus yet. Be assured they will because Happenings are the big gest college craze since mononucleosis. A Happening, in case you don't know, is the first form less art form. Things just happen. For example, eighty naked men come out and squirt each other with fire hoses containing tinted yogurt. Then eighty more naked men come out and light birthday candles in the navels of the first eighty men. Then one girl, clothed, comes out and pulls three thousand feet of sausage casing through her pierced ear. Then eighty more naked men come out and eat a station wagon. There is, of course, a musical accompaniment to all these fun things. Usually it is "Begin the Beguine" played by 26 trench mortars, a drop forge, and a rooster. There used to be, some years ago, still another require ment for becoming a hippie: a man had to have a beard. But no longer. Beards were worn in the past not so much as a protest, but because shaving was such a painful experience. Then along came Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades. Today if you don't want to shave, well, that's your hangup, isn't it, baby? I mean when you've got a blade like Personna that tugs not neither does it scrape, wvhat's your copout, manl? I mean like get with it; you're living in the past. Shaving used to hurt, used to scratch, used to gouge, usedI to give you all kinds of static. But not since Personna. It's a gas, man. It's a doozy; it's mom's apple pie. You dig ? I mean, man, you still want a beard? Crazy! But you don't have to turn your face into a slum, do you? Shave around the bush, baby, neatly and nicely with Personna. I mean like Personna comes in dlouble-edlge style and Injector style too. I mean like any way you try it, you gotta like like it. * * * @l 967. Ma: shuiman Hey, man, like how about doubling your shaving cool? Like how about wilting those crasy whiskers with some Burma-Shave? Like regular or menthol? Like have you got a better friend than your kisser? Like treat it right, right? Ye-ye! Gameci In Opei lBy .JAY I'NDI-l;R titaf-f Writer The (attecocks got off to a good start in ACC track comipe tition by dIowning North Caro Iina, 80-6.5, Sat.urday to avenge last year"'s 79-65 defeat. The 1:S(C thinclaels overcame an acute lack of depth in the haeel 1ill contest by winning I I of the 17 events. Coach Weems IBaskin had fig ured I a vic"tory margin of onIy one point in pre-mleet calcula tions, but an all-out effort by all the team members mael"' the nargin greate'r. In the Saturday neet I Ien aeccunt ed1 for the l'S( Ioint. '1'hi. nulmber is one -heert of the number of nwn istel on the present roster. iei Sonnenfel had a \1 idas Twwh la. ie pmceaed the t-aln by\ winning the -1 11-vared run and running on beoth \ie"torious relay taa .. liii 10 tile was :49.a. li h Tay lor jeinedl the triple tI reat group by winning the mile in -1:11.4, finishing third in the 880-yarel run and anchoring the mile relay teamn. Sonnenfelel and laylfor were joined by I:oh Ilarris and .Jim Wiigo, whe saw action in both 'elay1s and the dashe.;. Wingo acored a thirdl in the 10I1 and Iar"ris took third in the 22o t' cal their act ivit ies. Len ('hapmllan Ieundeel out the triple scorers by taking a second in the broael juinmp, a third place in the t riple junp, and running a leg of the .110 relay. 'I' h r e e (Gam;ec'Icks graheed points in t wo event. each. Art Swaarts elemonstrated that he had recoveree from an illnes; and a stay in the infirmary by winning the eliseus andI taking seconel in the shot put. ills winning discus toss was 179-7 %. l)avidi Smith and I )ahnev P'asco gave t'S( a 1-2 punch in the high hurelies. l'Iasco won th,e e\ ent in :1 1.1; and Smith p laced! In the high jump Smith went 6-5 to win the event. Pasco was .{feri Sez, FC COMPL We'll do anything t< you happy. Even bleed for you. This is Arrow's auth< imported, India mad doesn't bleed, you've wrong shirt. Other ft look for: elbow- lengt back collar button, t hanger loop. Lots of madras shirts to ch< from. $8.00. Not toi spend, when you col we're doing for you. >cks Wh iing Du; hampered by injuries during the indoor' season, but he' showeed signs of recovery as he finished 54vcone to UNC's Dan Levin in the 220. Ihe other five members of the S<iadl arroUntedel for four firsts and one. 5e(ond<1. Gary reel p itched the shot 18-71t to take the event. .J imn Whitt won the -140-yard hurdle's in :47.5. The iaelin throw was won by Jam Jenkins with a throw of 19-2 1: 2. I)avid Ped<(hee secured the re. maining victory by pacing the field in the two-mile run to win * Son nenfe On 'Hea, Iv JAY 1IhNIllI Staff Writer .s a rule mlost men who run the 410-yard dash are on the tall sid e. Carolina has a good except i-n tee that rule in Il:diee So1nnvnfel1. Sonnenflel does not look like a trackman until he crosses the finish line, usually in front of .... h e. o pet it ieo. H is stride is tot smooth and effortless; he runs on the side of his feet, and he is too short for the 110. ('oach Weems Baskin says, "lie is the smallest I ever had in the event." 1, v e r v hit of native- abil ity that Son nenlfeeld lacks e is more than C o 1 p e' n - i1 f" sated f o r Ihy h is "heart." "H eart" or "guts" i t h e ingreli e n t t hi a t Sonnenfeld makes cham 1ions, and Seonnenfeld1 is a cham pion. IIis accomplishments include: "SEE ME, )R THE MOST ETE SELECTION OF IkR TAPES" ORD SHOP make antic, ras. If it a bought the satures to - - hi sleeves, ox pleat and Arrow India >ose )much to asider what OW-' al Meet in 9:21.2. .\like 1-:i rn fini. he, seconi in the 8x(I-y'ard r'un bee hind the' 1:510. ,1f 'N(' .i ike ill ia rlns. I'he 111 r1el;y te:lra i ref S r1 e'nfe'l, W < V i t, l, I:irr, :ari,1 ('halpruan w\ ~n w th :a :12.1. Th" mil,' ri-Il\" te'amte w:l the -ae,' excel;t (hapm:an w:1- reprlac,d b1y I'avlor. Their effort, \\e'e r n. S. a tuntyl tie (err1 o -1 f:ae the (G#"trgia 1h1 b,1' - m a : ie'e't at the Ie'x l-:nright .\th tc ti, (''ent'r. l. a-t e r11 th," !1l IIi \\'w "rt ,1(-f,at,<i It the .: n Sr* id Runs t' Alone the A( (' i l an, a-h tl:tt 111,)i, hiut. mIerr011" of thie .\( ( champ111 ion 110 and nrl,e-mib re - a' t,"rin-, anl,l 1r1,"1rlh'. (.: h lcc!illi ,' I 'S(' r'ec d,', I nl th. 11 - \':ll',1 ''Il \ , l i rr lllle,I' r'l:'. :lrl,' yardr'i ty,'il- rne-il :rxi-an I isk in -ai l, "II," ha irnitee1 :cibility. but ,b-en:,".tr':' the d irn :a nil i tion t t"t 'n t1 at I] full ctlaabliti,-. H g 1041 l,er c ,nt." S nenieecrIfe'I! :etn il. t1 I (' fr",: Tomrris 1i\"er ( N. .L- High 11h;<} wr\e'e he" I- er? threr" 1 e ar: a :1 w'ingback in f,~ctlall and thre'. tim1," in track. lII, du'ti,. ;1n track inclu,l,'1i the Innc-\a ',r ,a in. the 220-y:rd d1a,h anti the liit.:i jumlrp. linckini effleed'e4 Sucnrnte'nf,l, a par-t1ial schollarshipr to 1' St' an he camlte"e1 doe\wn. lie'":ide" his offer ' here' e rlie t'e'e\ce'il effer's 'fr' Setn 1lll L'niver'sitv an,i a fe\ .\lIlide't'-tern1'l c'u llege.s. \fter' coming to US(' SeIrI1'n feIl btegan t, tdcceceb\",p. ""II,' start,el freim -(cratc-h ct w\rkedl: h1is w\:ty up1,"' -;:ii1i 1"1 kin1. ""I1, h:, c"'e t'ilc11Utee"l a great "lh-al t the siuad f>r the past tw, year> and I n looking for an,lthel' g411.1 v'e'r. ltef,ire he 'ul,, S~nct'lfeld i a eelveritus wee'k. lie - uln::l, ton sit -till; he has an upset -t ,ira ch, :ind lie \'eiVi''- that 11" will per'f,o'rm poorly. 'ihi w crller' frl a fear that lit- wv;'I let t he' tarn1 elwetl. I k iin '-al "lie as goeodc tearnIi mane ail iIn hias the hear et ref a 2b0-pouenlerI lIe iL F: C levee' embara Il"er' tine te'amr cir the she'li w .'the h" per fcce'ri:iile..' SPORTSCOPE By JJONAI) (:A (;11:IA1:1 Sports Editor The Guy Is A Great Boxer When Il'Ha\vywei'ht boxing,\lr ('hampi(n ( assius (or Muhammid Ali it you prefer) makes the hiv deision11 hater this month --whether to be <drafted or whether to go to prisoI instead - the sport maitY do jlst what it:s crit is have unljustly climedl'( it did y'"il'a r '(g . It mnay <lii". \\heni the < i(rr u:, ( av ("amell" oil the sut"In(- a few \eirs back, his ittt pllf)ts at }(,l" try and his kno(r(k,,1ut )redi(t1(115 b)r(-ught mew lif( ' t,) a sp(rt that was platrll((i 1 ) ' \'bJy va ious assort((I maladies. uIlt too niny sports writers have re fused to 1ive ('!ay <int (rlit. They alit e iistea( (hosenil to (1scou1 1t ill his w i :s a : r1(th'Ii n li\'a " r("p"at( <I!y )il''1 uti (hampiors wh t:tss<-d from 1he sr dt (er:a4' s' algto. It's aw\\'fuilly a fo. kr a L M:r(la! or a .J,e 2louis tr, Say he wouldl h:a\'(' n1O t r(,ubl(' h iati ilnl ( 'la . Af ter all, thwr. is 11(> a y' thalt Su(h at ebima !(d t'tt I)r h bstitn ( 11t'' tt tt vi tli . Z rl 1 "( '.'. a1' n . he ji the( cliss wV'ithl thr If rnwi r tre tt . } 1 r \ h(-1.' t1pi111 ifin I ht ld.1( In re i<( '('tt t1. I!. , !. :-1 w'i b0 it IIIustratted. I'(1l b ' ex irea i )t'hli' 1 h..! < iit ! onel of the t'rtatet';t er "li I'' smaI rt. T1'ht" t ri k j : f t'>"4 i' h 14 r 1'\ t i t ln. I ,l'. }ad 2' fight nt1(1 att . 'ik?" he hio,l i hinir.d 11" (h} w rite th ' bo k Oni b i)(1 n; , and anl;. ! at f: t! '! 7)1.! <} h h uhi hI)( m ad to reilI it first.' ' lh- 4a\.' t , h mIIi ;m "'I'1i. aiv hias a t y a' i i- \\ 1w . I1 far :th("i:u1 41 11y flirhttr's a r.lli t ldai . 1 w h.' lu , h s .hit nl fighters. yo u k ;:,\\. I lltm ) t ''. T !11it' . "1 ;i. f i -m I k ', up.' Lotis w\'lbln't ha t ' t Il. \- h t wa , ,1 (,\\w .\Ilr i all"( ('(,11(lIu i t h 1'. 1iii.. aid he w i' ( ri -' 1 ; ' \ 4 r1 m Ali's Jab. The ,'1 whoh \ u t i i e '(1a i h w as' 1-:zzardi ('hair les'' \\'hy nort fat(" (1p t, r :'itylit ' ( !iat t'1'r'it I gh.IteI r and a lot (f talking b t f("w N<'-4 \ :4h:.m p w\'i!! ne" (!v' (a';:nre that. Was U('I4 The Best? "I'('L.\ hal the t(u rhl.t )t : n l r m, . 1;. I) b t the'v didnl't h:avt-t e ti e ls b d li 1 , ea 1t "\\'ake Forest finish d'(l migh)ty'%v low in th \ ;:\ t 1ti. ( 4o st ('ontference staning" I( bt thy ph 'd a ru iw'r 4 V ciuh thmi any other sho1l in. tht ;r - "S(ha(,ls from the ' is r \' ! , ( 0 4 rt'';rc' taltn with the t(otlo2htst s( hedi ; (t;": t!. ':t 1 ' (tnt t'of 'er en11C iII the ioutry." Thes e are s)n.e 'klo 'till i- rr' b '(1',,i I. \'ise in his study f' the t hi l ut pwt ( r r4ih 11t atm 4.1_ 1 1. s k'tball teams (f 1o It) 4:ner \\t",i. a: assistant pof > r 1 I rkie'tt og a} ~ \\ rirll ' r siy11I)y tn l (,bn sh 1:1 l .schedules of each ('iam. V(' .A may hai t\t w h' i \ \ h n a. a)r(Iint to \\'ist. 1114- 1ir :' - tllub !l ' h h - 1:tth. \\'ichita -tat! . at 14 l1 t a 't ti h p at t' ' . end, wasI.- <'i, t l't"l t I . h , t se"h t'(d ult' 14! 1 ki . t"(tiu n t l. \. 1 I 1 ' h'" I i, 'l1: . llet su11h t-11 a T a \\its r1 h1rn '- 1 I ill ,i>4 , I 1, u11;1 .,l t ' I (t \' I. ( i i' :I 1!: 1'' I -i ( \\ : " a.ndIIA Loy tlit (t itit"). Ad< Iph l,upp h:tti h:. . rn k (ht-:),b t hils \\ih t h:.u \h the s:ec nd t1u11ghest 104.41 1u1'(i '' a l .' l .i". }::l:l to f a )" th l ik -> . l141k.e2s Y rth ('ar I . T t F' I , btr1t \'anlerl.)t thi ' .ear. ;\ni (4h'l'J')!i0 i' fh tI I >a \ " u4 4 thIla!t tams> pl0a\:' :n. the NiTa r2 n* ;'*r sehe<lule while liuk1e had44. fa1.. 44 1 ,u he1rli '.'1.'4'14 1d 4 t ita.y TUhe only1 te m tKli' r: :k in th i t..p 2> in both. t11 m rat i; andi schedu.lej rating were10 l I'..\. l''u s5\i>. 11'T4-n ess . tan.glin~g with ai rtIa. 44 t. u 4.h sh luI Ian,i >1ti 4414 i mi10 t hru -h w44ith ai fin' r1cr.'4'4 114uton41, whi4 h w4,1 44.41! und up ird in1 the N'(4'\A I T,.ur': mentit andi sixth win th' fina14 1aton: p. I 4144d ao schedu: e wh4'1ich ranikedl ni' highelr thlan 1lth \\'tstern 1Ken1' ucky had~ aL schedult' rating.~ 4f 1114th1. I.'t,' 4.' 41' w4a14 I1lh an \\'est \'irginiia wa'~s 125t hi Of te 1164411 !'onference'4 whic \\ rat cd, ' ih A\ (' had.4 the fourth t 4>uyhe4St s-1h4dl.h ( 4'was ra11:k'd last in the league and14 115-t h in th In iation1 in 1 itngth .4f -.hedu W . if she doesn't give it to you... - get it yourself! JAME EA$f~ Cologne, 6 or., $4.50 - ' ~ .i After Shave, 6 oz., $3.50 Deodorant Stick, $1.75 =' , Z Buddha Cologne Gift Package,12o,$85 Spray Cologne, $3.50 "' 0 Buddha Soap Gift Set, $4.00 Cologne, 4 ox., $3.00 After Shave, 4 o.,. 50 aA~er OK-lL tTIU