The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 14, 1967, Page Page Eleven, Image 11
Gamecock photo by Galloway
A Big 4f fort
I S's Larry liuhrman Stretches To Rleturn Shot in I'he
(;amtcock's 1{ain-Sh ortenei Win (her W'offoer4I
Terps Hold Slim Lead
In Sports Competition
Marylan still hols. a slight .por't are consiElvrvd on an equIal
b-:acl in 'armlic"haelI Cup c1Om11iwti- h:aii.
tion among memlers of the .\t- The 'Tirrapins ha\e" 4%1 poc ints.
lant ie ('mast Confet''nc'. 'lTh#"y are follow'i by North (aro
'1Th' Cup, given in honor of the liia, -1:'1, ; N. (. State, :.1; an<l
late William D onall ('armichael. IDuk',I l 1 .
.Jr., is awar<h<4l to thc" s1hool which 1 iunding out the league are
nee'umulates the most power \'irginia, 21; 'S(', '112 CIemso n,
points in the 12 .('(' sports. .\ll 21; and \\'a ; I lorst. 19.
(By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!",
"Dolic Gillis," cc.)
REQUIEM FOR A SQUARE
You, like any other lovable, clean-living, freckle-faced
American kid, want to be a BMOC. How can you make it?
Well sir, there are several ways, none of which will
work.
You're too puny to be an athlete, too lazy to be a valedic
torian, and too hairy to run for Homecoming Queen.
As for becoming a best-dressed man, how are you going
to buy clothes with a miser for a father?
Are you lieked then? Is there no way to make BMOC?
Yes, there is! And you can do it! Do what? This:
Become a hippie! Get cool! Get alienated! Have an
Identity Crisis! Be one of the Others!
How? Well sir, to become a hippie, simply follow these
five simple rules:
1. Read all of Tolkien in the original dwarf.
2. Have your Sophomore Slump in the freshman year.
3. Wear buttons that say things like this:
NATIONALIZE DAIRY QUEEN
ASTHMATICS, UNITE
LEGALIZE APPLE BUTTER
HANDS OFF AIR P TOLLUTION
4. Go steady with a girl who has long greasy hair, a gui
tar, enlarged pores, and thermal underwear.
5. Attend Happenings regularly.
This last item may require some explanation, for it is
possible that Happenings haven't reached your campus
yet. Be assured they will because Happenings are the big
gest college craze since mononucleosis.
A Happening, in case you don't know, is the first form
less art form. Things just happen. For example, eighty
naked men come out and squirt each other with fire hoses
containing tinted yogurt. Then eighty more naked men
come out and light birthday candles in the navels of the
first eighty men. Then one girl, clothed, comes out and
pulls three thousand feet of sausage casing through her
pierced ear. Then eighty more naked men come out and
eat a station wagon.
There is, of course, a musical accompaniment to all
these fun things. Usually it is "Begin the Beguine" played
by 26 trench mortars, a drop forge, and a rooster.
There used to be, some years ago, still another require
ment for becoming a hippie: a man had to have a beard.
But no longer. Beards were worn in the past not so
much as a protest, but because shaving was such a painful
experience. Then along came Personna Super Stainless
Steel Blades.
Today if you don't want to shave, well, that's your
hangup, isn't it, baby? I mean when you've got a blade
like Personna that tugs not neither does it scrape, wvhat's
your copout, manl? I mean like get with it; you're living
in the past. Shaving used to hurt, used to scratch, used to
gouge, usedI to give you all kinds of static. But not since
Personna. It's a gas, man. It's a doozy; it's mom's apple
pie. You dig ?
I mean, man, you still want a beard? Crazy! But you
don't have to turn your face into a slum, do you? Shave
around the bush, baby, neatly and nicely with Personna.
I mean like Personna comes in dlouble-edlge style and
Injector style too. I mean like any way you try it, you
gotta like like it.
* * * @l 967. Ma: shuiman
Hey, man, like how about doubling your shaving cool?
Like how about wilting those crasy whiskers with some
Burma-Shave? Like regular or menthol? Like have
you got a better friend than your kisser? Like treat it
right, right? Ye-ye!
Gameci
In Opei
lBy .JAY I'NDI-l;R
titaf-f Writer
The (attecocks got off to a
good start in ACC track comipe
tition by dIowning North Caro
Iina, 80-6.5, Sat.urday to avenge
last year"'s 79-65 defeat.
The 1:S(C thinclaels overcame
an acute lack of depth in the
haeel 1ill contest by winning
I I of the 17 events.
Coach Weems IBaskin had fig
ured I a vic"tory margin of onIy
one point in pre-mleet calcula
tions, but an all-out effort by
all the team members mael"' the
nargin greate'r. In the Saturday
neet I Ien aeccunt ed1 for the
l'S( Ioint. '1'hi. nulmber is one
-heert of the number of nwn
istel on the present roster.
iei Sonnenfel had a \1 idas
Twwh la. ie pmceaed the t-aln by\
winning the -1 11-vared run and
running on beoth \ie"torious relay
taa .. liii 10 tile was :49.a.
li h Tay lor jeinedl the triple
tI reat group by winning the
mile in -1:11.4, finishing third in
the 880-yarel run and anchoring
the mile relay teamn.
Sonnenfelel and laylfor were
joined by I:oh Ilarris and .Jim
Wiigo, whe saw action in both
'elay1s and the dashe.;. Wingo
acored a thirdl in the 10I1 and
Iar"ris took third in the 22o t'
cal their act ivit ies.
Len ('hapmllan Ieundeel out the
triple scorers by taking a second
in the broael juinmp, a third place
in the t riple junp, and running
a leg of the .110 relay.
'I' h r e e (Gam;ec'Icks graheed
points in t wo event. each. Art
Swaarts elemonstrated that he had
recoveree from an illnes; and a
stay in the infirmary by winning
the eliseus andI taking seconel in
the shot put. ills winning discus
toss was 179-7 %.
l)avidi Smith and I )ahnev
P'asco gave t'S( a 1-2 punch in
the high hurelies. l'Iasco won th,e
e\ ent in :1 1.1; and Smith p laced!
In the high jump Smith went
6-5 to win the event. Pasco was
.{feri Sez,
FC
COMPL
We'll do anything t<
you happy.
Even bleed for you.
This is Arrow's auth<
imported, India mad
doesn't bleed, you've
wrong shirt. Other ft
look for: elbow- lengt
back collar button, t
hanger loop. Lots of
madras shirts to ch<
from. $8.00. Not toi
spend, when you col
we're doing for you.
>cks Wh
iing Du;
hampered by injuries during the
indoor' season, but he' showeed
signs of recovery as he finished
54vcone to UNC's Dan Levin in
the 220.
Ihe other five members of the
S<iadl arroUntedel for four firsts
and one. 5e(ond<1.
Gary reel p itched the shot
18-71t to take the event. .J imn
Whitt won the -140-yard hurdle's
in :47.5. The iaelin throw was
won by Jam Jenkins with a
throw of 19-2 1: 2.
I)avid Ped<(hee secured the re.
maining victory by pacing the
field in the two-mile run to win
*
Son nenfe
On 'Hea,
Iv JAY 1IhNIllI
Staff Writer
.s a rule mlost men who run
the 410-yard dash are on the tall
sid e.
Carolina has a good except i-n
tee that rule in Il:diee So1nnvnfel1.
Sonnenflel does not look like
a trackman until he crosses the
finish line, usually in front of
.... h e. o pet it ieo. H is stride is
tot smooth and effortless; he
runs on the side of his feet, and
he is too short for the 110. ('oach
Weems Baskin says, "lie is the
smallest I ever had in the event."
1, v e r v hit
of native- abil
ity that Son
nenlfeeld lacks
e is more than
C o 1 p e' n -
i1 f" sated f o r Ihy
h is "heart."
"H eart" or
"guts" i
t h e ingreli
e n t t hi a t
Sonnenfeld makes cham
1ions, and Seonnenfeld1 is a cham
pion.
IIis accomplishments include:
"SEE ME,
)R THE MOST
ETE SELECTION OF
IkR TAPES"
ORD SHOP
make
antic,
ras. If it
a bought the
satures to - -
hi sleeves,
ox pleat and
Arrow India
>ose
)much to
asider what
OW-'
al Meet
in 9:21.2. .\like 1-:i rn fini. he,
seconi in the 8x(I-y'ard r'un bee
hind the' 1:510. ,1f 'N(' .i ike
ill ia rlns.
I'he 111 r1el;y te:lra i ref S r1
e'nfe'l, W < V i t, l, I:irr, :ari,1
('halpruan w\ ~n w th :a :12.1. Th"
mil,' ri-Il\" te'amte w:l the -ae,'
excel;t (hapm:an w:1- reprlac,d b1y
I'avlor. Their effort, \\e'e r n.
S. a tuntyl tie (err1 o -1 f:ae
the (G#"trgia 1h1 b,1' - m a :
ie'e't at the Ie'x l-:nright .\th
tc ti, (''ent'r. l. a-t e r11 th," !1l
IIi \\'w "rt ,1(-f,at,<i It the .: n
Sr*
id Runs
t' Alone
the A( (' i l an, a-h tl:tt
111,)i, hiut. mIerr011" of thie .\( (
champ111 ion 110 and nrl,e-mib re -
a' t,"rin-, anl,l 1r1,"1rlh'. (.:
h lcc!illi ,' I 'S(' r'ec d,', I nl th. 11 -
\':ll',1 ''Il \ , l i rr lllle,I' r'l:'. :lrl,'
yardr'i ty,'il- rne-il :rxi-an
I isk in -ai l, "II," ha irnitee1
:cibility. but ,b-en:,".tr':' the d
irn :a nil i tion t t"t 'n t1 at
I] full ctlaabliti,-. H g
1041 l,er c ,nt."
S nenieecrIfe'I! :etn il. t1 I (' fr",:
Tomrris 1i\"er ( N. .L- High 11h;<}
wr\e'e he" I- er? threr" 1 e ar: a
:1 w'ingback in f,~ctlall and thre'.
tim1," in track. lII, du'ti,. ;1n
track inclu,l,'1i the Innc-\a ',r ,a in.
the 220-y:rd d1a,h anti the liit.:i
jumlrp.
linckini effleed'e4 Sucnrnte'nf,l, a
par-t1ial schollarshipr to 1' St' an
he camlte"e1 doe\wn. lie'":ide" his offer '
here' e rlie t'e'e\ce'il effer's 'fr'
Setn 1lll L'niver'sitv an,i a
fe\ .\lIlide't'-tern1'l c'u llege.s.
\fter' coming to US(' SeIrI1'n
feIl btegan t, tdcceceb\",p. ""II,'
start,el freim -(cratc-h ct w\rkedl:
h1is w\:ty up1,"' -;:ii1i 1"1 kin1. ""I1,
h:, c"'e t'ilc11Utee"l a great "lh-al t
the siuad f>r the past tw, year>
and I n looking for an,lthel' g411.1
v'e'r.
ltef,ire he 'ul,, S~nct'lfeld i
a eelveritus wee'k. lie - uln::l,
ton sit -till; he has an upset
-t ,ira ch, :ind lie \'eiVi''- that 11"
will per'f,o'rm poorly. 'ihi w
crller' frl a fear that lit- wv;'I
let t he' tarn1 elwetl. I k iin '-al
"lie as goeodc tearnIi mane ail iIn
hias the hear et ref a 2b0-pouenlerI
lIe iL F: C levee' embara Il"er' tine
te'amr cir the she'li w .'the h" per
fcce'ri:iile..'
SPORTSCOPE
By JJONAI) (:A (;11:IA1:1
Sports Editor
The Guy Is A Great Boxer
When Il'Ha\vywei'ht boxing,\lr ('hampi(n ( assius (or
Muhammid Ali it you prefer) makes the hiv deision11 hater
this month --whether to be <drafted or whether to go to
prisoI instead - the sport maitY do jlst what it:s crit is have
unljustly climedl'( it did y'"il'a r '(g . It mnay <lii".
\\heni the < i(rr u:, ( av ("amell" oil the sut"In(- a few \eirs
back, his ittt pllf)ts at }(,l" try and his kno(r(k,,1ut )redi(t1(115
b)r(-ught mew lif( ' t,) a sp(rt that was platrll((i 1 ) ' \'bJy va ious
assort((I maladies. uIlt too niny sports writers have re
fused to 1ive ('!ay <int (rlit. They alit e iistea( (hosenil to
(1scou1 1t ill his w i :s a : r1(th'Ii n li\'a " r("p"at( <I!y )il''1
uti (hampiors wh t:tss<-d from 1he sr dt (er:a4' s' algto.
It's aw\\'fuilly a fo. kr a L M:r(la! or a .J,e 2louis
tr, Say he wouldl h:a\'(' n1O t r(,ubl(' h iati ilnl ( 'la . Af ter all,
thwr. is 11(> a y' thalt Su(h at ebima !(d t'tt I)r h bstitn
( 11t'' tt tt vi tli . Z rl 1 "( '.'. a1' n . he ji the( cliss
wV'ithl thr If rnwi r tre tt . } 1 r \ h(-1.' t1pi111
ifin I ht ld.1( In re i<( '('tt t1. I!. , !. :-1 w'i b0 it
IIIustratted. I'(1l b ' ex irea i )t'hli' 1 h..! < iit ! onel of
the t'rtatet';t er
"li I'' smaI rt. T1'ht" t ri k j : f t'>"4 i' h 14 r 1'\ t i t ln. I ,l'. }ad
2' fight nt1(1 att . 'ik?" he hio,l i hinir.d 11" (h} w rite
th ' bo k Oni b i)(1 n; , and anl;. ! at f: t! '! 7)1.! <} h h uhi hI)(
m ad to reilI it first.' ' lh- 4a\.' t , h mIIi ;m
"'I'1i. aiv hias a t y a' i i- \\ 1w . I1 far :th("i:u1 41
11y flirhttr's a r.lli t ldai . 1 w h.' lu , h s .hit nl
fighters. yo u k ;:,\\. I lltm ) t ''. T !11it' . "1 ;i. f i -m I k ',
up.' Lotis w\'lbln't ha t ' t Il. \- h t wa , ,1 (,\\w .\Ilr i
all"( ('(,11(lIu i t h 1'. 1iii.. aid he w i' ( ri -' 1 ; ' \ 4 r1 m
Ali's Jab. The ,'1 whoh \ u t i i e '(1a i h w as'
1-:zzardi ('hair les''
\\'hy nort fat(" (1p t, r :'itylit ' ( !iat t'1'r'it I gh.IteI r and
a lot (f talking b t f("w N<'-4 \ :4h:.m p w\'i!! ne" (!v' (a';:nre that.
Was U('I4 The Best?
"I'('L.\ hal the t(u rhl.t )t : n l r m, . 1;. I) b t
the'v didnl't h:avt-t e ti e ls b d li 1 , ea 1t
"\\'ake Forest finish d'(l migh)ty'%v low in th \ ;:\ t 1ti. ( 4o st
('ontference staning" I( bt thy ph 'd a ru iw'r 4 V ciuh
thmi any other sho1l in. tht ;r -
"S(ha(,ls from the ' is r \' ! , ( 0 4 rt'';rc' taltn
with the t(otlo2htst s( hedi ; (t;": t!. ':t 1 ' (tnt t'of 'er
en11C iII the ioutry."
Thes e are s)n.e 'klo 'till i- rr' b '(1',,i I.
\'ise in his study f' the t hi l ut pwt ( r r4ih 11t atm 4.1_ 1 1. s
k'tball teams (f 1o It) 4:ner \\t",i. a:
assistant pof > r 1 I rkie'tt og a} ~ \\ rirll ' r
siy11I)y tn l (,bn sh 1:1 l .schedules of each ('iam.
V(' .A may hai t\t w h' i \ \ h n a.
a)r(Iint to \\'ist. 1114- 1ir :' - tllub !l ' h h -
1:tth. \\'ichita -tat! . at 14 l1 t a 't ti h p
at t' ' . end, wasI.- <'i, t l't"l t I . h , t
se"h t'(d ult' 14! 1 ki . t"(tiu n t l. \. 1 I 1 ' h'" I i, 'l1: .
llet su11h t-11 a T a \\its r1 h1rn '- 1
I ill ,i>4 , I 1, u11;1 .,l t ' I (t \' I. ( i i' :I 1!: 1'' I -i ( \\ : "
a.ndIIA Loy tlit (t itit").
Ad< Iph l,upp h:tti h:. . rn k
(ht-:),b t hils \\ih t h:.u \h
the s:ec nd t1u11ghest 104.41 1u1'(i '' a l .' l .i". }::l:l
to f a )" th l ik -> . l141k.e2s Y rth ('ar I . T t F' I , btr1t
\'anlerl.)t thi ' .ear.
;\ni (4h'l'J')!i0 i' fh tI I >a \ " u4 4
thIla!t tams> pl0a\:' :n. the NiTa r2 n* ;'*r
sehe<lule while liuk1e had44. fa1.. 44 1 ,u he1rli '.'1.'4'14 1d 4 t ita.y
TUhe only1 te m tKli' r: :k in th i t..p 2> in both. t11 m rat i;
andi schedu.lej rating were10 l I'..\. l''u s5\i>. 11'T4-n ess .
tan.glin~g with ai rtIa. 44 t. u 4.h sh luI Ian,i >1ti 4414 i mi10
t hru -h w44ith ai fin' r1cr.'4'4
114uton41, whi4 h w4,1 44.41! und up ird in1 the N'(4'\A I T,.ur':
mentit andi sixth win th' fina14 1aton: p. I 4144d ao schedu: e
wh4'1ich ranikedl ni' highelr thlan 1lth \\'tstern 1Ken1' ucky had~
aL schedult' rating.~ 4f 1114th1. I.'t,' 4.' 41' w4a14 I1lh an
\\'est \'irginiia wa'~s 125t hi
Of te 1164411 !'onference'4 whic \\ rat cd, ' ih A\ (' had.4
the fourth t 4>uyhe4St s-1h4dl.h ( 4'was ra11:k'd last in the
league and14 115-t h in th In iation1 in 1 itngth .4f -.hedu W .
if she doesn't give it to you...
- get it yourself!
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