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Student School: I)ear Mon, Gee, it's good to sit back, take a smoke, Coke break, and write you. I've been wanting to answer your first four letters, but you know how it is. No, I'm not (lead -or even sick, for that matter. I've been fine ever since I recov ered from that first hangover. . . . Mom, I've never seen so many boy-people! And I still can't be lieve some of those parties. What I mean is, social life is loads of fun: everyone is so friendly. I miss you and Dad terribly, though, and Sis and Ilateful-I mean Tommy - and even Ugly. Ugly's still alive, isn't he? lie's such an adorable muskrat. I do hope Tom hasn't devoured him yet. le's such a terrible cat. Incidentally, I'm over the first of the great hour (juizzes. (1)on't you just love that term?) They WELCOME Open Your Charge Ac 0 1 hour or I day m 0 Specialists in dry c 0 24-hour co-op laui 0 Hand finished shir 0 Thrifty laundry & 0 30 days to pay LAUN DRY MAIN A ACROSS FROM A Open Friday Nite 'Til 9 Tells 1\ Is Won< really make you dread the finals. I laughed all the way through them; I just couldn't believe they were for real. But don't worry! Like I said, social life's great. And as long as society thrives, I'll survive! So, it won't be a com plete loss if I flunk out. . . . I don't know when I'll get a chance to come home. There are so many outside distract - activities, and they take up so much time. You understand, don't you? After all, you told me I should get out more and experience new things. Well, don't worry-I'm really put ting a lot of effort into it! Remind me to tell you about my first ex peHince sometime. . . . 11y the way, tell Dad I'll return his dictionary as soon as I remove the beer stains. We have such a lovely library here. .lmminnim! What good-look Serving The Garnecocks In Their Own Backyard STUDENTS count Now At SUNSHINE ervice (by request) leaning leatlers & suedes dry 18 dry cleaning services & CLEANERS r BLOSSOM 4EN'S DORMITORIES Go 'a- Cat C The To~ La Got a re '%ear.. jer.sey ' its~ own Sinop i T'otalI Y For Co-Eds with Di loin 10M lerful ing boys! Oh, it has a lot of books, too. . . . It's good to know you miss me. I miss all of you, too. But, Mom, somehow when you're 400 miles away from home, you can't live off love alone. So, send money next time. I think another fifty will hold me off til' next time. . . . If you think that's being too un reasonable, I'll understand. Just because my roommate gets a hun dred from her folks. These parties really drain the mioneybag. Why, you even have to bring your own drin-cokes. And at football games they don't know what refreshments are. . . . Mom, you said something about not being able to call me the other night? Well, that's because the phones have all been out of order. Lots of the phone numbers in the directory are wrong too. Some of my friends haven't gotten a call all year!!! I don't guess I will he home until Christmas. You remember I told you we don't get but one (lay for ilThanksgiving. Would you please send me a "care package" then so I won't get too homesick? We're not even getting free cuts for liomecoming and I'll miss the Homecoming parade. Everybody says its really good and takes lots of work. Cigarettes have gone up again. Not that I'm smoking, of course, but everybody keeps asking me for them. What am I supposed to do? So. I huy 'em. I'm just heing sociable, though. One good thing about it: at least I'm not contributing to lung iecancer. No, M'ani! I huy only cigarettes that are guaranteed !s'; nicotine free. They also cost 98' more than regular brands. rell Dad about 'em. They're really good-so my friends say. . . . You remember that concert you wantedi me to go to? Well, it was really terrific! I'm not kidding the greatest thing to ever hit town! The instruments were in tunle and everything. Sally told me ait about it. And, Moni, yes, I am homesick, a little. Love, Candy -Go sualI >-to-Toe passion for the great new :e L ook? It's all yours ini appihy new'1 cost iue fromi nyer's street floor Sports . brighat Kelly greene wool bxifto hamiile<l in black withI imatchinig tights ait 25.(4) errege b)oots at 6.(0). ill ILalt iwaniger's <lepamrt or the very latest ini thet ocing I,ook . . . Fromc 'lop. you'rei onl the G;o, ait... wsremi'ng Good Tase AND -M GREAT PILL CAP!' jP45DL FiltIi 5 TH4ERE'S OUR PROGiLM AT A X1S V OIANM. NAV'R-COCK, HE U-NTIRE E NrUDtN coYDY SLLMS TO BE- UNVCR .W - IMFLU&NCL U- FI05( L s:PILt.'. AOV1 Vt / - 0* ONLYr CLEAN DI5GUISED E3 bUN" PAY A5 AGREE BEETLE,OUR HEM, MiWR7tM HAS CAREFULLY NOIED TTPICAL 5LAWFER PRACTICES Itj ThE FOtLOWING AREAZ- : SILVERWARE Subverst Names C Subversive organizations on Campus have begun to show themselves; these groups are com1 posed f rather loos.ly organized "pseud-G reeks," with some of the ch;i racteristics of their more widely known counterparts. One of these fraternal societies has removed itself from an earlier underground position to one of rather unabashed evidence. To protect its interests, this group should remain annonymous. We will designate it as Alpha Beta Cappa. Headquartered in one of the men's dorms. ABC has limited menberships. rest rieted by the whim of the membership. Both men and women students are ac Anyone desiring to send a c a member of his family or frie clip out, enclose $3 for a year' to The Gamecock), and send to c Leland, Box 2398. Subscription1 SStudent's Name __ IStudent's Box No. _____ Name Street jCity and State _____ r~ r* IF YOU'RE OVER 18 .. .. .. You Should Have Your Own C & U ,o,-,. god .. mc e ,,-, a g~-I p ortrl t ls to bui.Iget su e Tou1 have. many espesass aro f *e r ht you can ple to ha.e som ma left l'er o f . 4 C & S ha .Log..c hep .ou make the motcofe.er atr L@lo.Naet Yu: Fe ou CAN AI~~ IYCan T""al MAL ( 0,M yoUJ DIN CI V r ous THE FoooD .EF SE/'.IC - - -- - THIS S THEPALAT MAk:1% TTE GLOPATTIE I - F.O. FOOD QuALITY e rgaLn i. 4,11 hanged 7 ce pted (ne of the mnbers reported that. "The grul) WaS orani-z(d last velr- amn a small nulubel At male students wi) had similar interests--t he chief ones blein11g wom II a1('nd frivol ity, not neces sarily in that order. T11e group has l) Ily ex pde t Id to i nclde both men and women of Carolina an1d the interests have broadened --if youll pardon the pun-tt in elude liquor and grossing-out." If ABC has a purpose, it is probably as an alternative to membership in one of the organ Ized fraternitieZ on (camp11)US. S01me of the nimebers do .ihow an, avr Sion to somle of these fra!ernities. but a more accuratc tl-ervation :py of The Gamecock weekly to nd complete the section below, s subscription (checks payable irculation manager M. Kathleen >egins upon payment. to 5 Checking Account. If s. r sartogto IC )wIID-)CnId ICE m.: a eentcsenrnor U m *Ig reason frI . ha. in a I [ CI C.-. a I Dtub ( 0 C j laII. Me n cshaes Ito~ 1) L ca to sped. U , CC. .- ' u .' CC.). r 'err aCC r NC 4. Ac i rt .-s .;a , a an lf e sAi s It"( fS IN N Ao -4040 rPHOEN I' 'IT'dLANYAWAD TWK5ER .F OF |OCK WIN' S IAN AC OL)t Ci. .t . |S W EEY F 'Cp ANGE -.AJNDTHI515 EVIL L OFFICE OF I I (~CWI11M VIC... 5WORYN ENEMY oF THdAT WILL - CP HE 5 AWr EXT,A vations D< o Protect !ldepen'IdentVs u' hoi cannoit or '. ill ot jiledge Ia fraternity. That sev ral Iohr groiupis have sprun up Chief Peev At Saturdai It.% LEWIS M. LEVY Feature Editor The, avrge (ar,lina !stu lent has many peves but the two '1mgs that iritatc hiim the m4>t ,I? his k and Saturday (if all p's-ible tinme lots. for : Has. thee are the wort. Ith1 1 aIe c- ileI ed pains in the neck. They have their own hazard in addititl to beifiv highly inonven ient to student and instru-tor alike. But why is this so? Whyr do stu dlents alvoi cl asses on this 'tne dIay and at this oine hou r? St u dents havi been know%n to stand in~ ine for hours. strocng mnen ha ve b ieen kniw n t1 beg. and sone hav e evenl stubjectedl themselves to t he lethal five-class day in orde'r to aoidl classes ini these two m: st unwantedl tiime periods. The si.:y fou d!lar qluestiPn is. "why''? pri .e 1I l firs nere- sary' It tudinent I' a crea'lture of! habit. ar'be iou' tolalin I. The troita studens i-i a cre.'tture ''f hatbit. mnrn r. lIe shudders at the'Mea 'f I aarm inliock gr'ini. off m ;'iclck fo a :trclok ca ts T his, doies not mean that lie is I;t%y 1> indolent. Quite the o>p figh Get Eaton's Corrasahle Born< Mistakes don't show. A mis from the special surface Ar you erase without a trace. Eaton's Corrasable is availa weights and Onion Skin. In] sheet ream boxes. At Statio f Only Eaton mal EATOui PAPR CORORATIN.vm ,5ew wHE<t mor tTE (A.S C 14A EOL-w 5 / /7 Cx tk r JuNk, we J Ot &(?ON OF ED BY WHAT HE SEES, RO vc-5 TO DE5TRO' ER FOOD ISERVICE . KILL. ATTACJ SM Exist; Innocent ang -mlar .es mght11dicate ;is be an effective so a! cran:zation serving~ the spe ;..m:... f In.yiv students oin is Aimed Classes ai:t,,he is the mst eiergetic fi.l en 'he face 4i the eart h. And it is precisely because of :hum. activit ie that Sat urda., cth s are conside-red 'he bane of the (arolina sudent's (xis*ance. a lent la:es fve! his boqks, he ->lerved the r1Wt and relaxation he 1iNds on a .'' ad 11inn- any Happen ings Seen, Heard On Campus tudent snowed under with w'xrk siighmu. "Oh, huiry me on the lone hi'rseshoe." I Ia!f-pint ( ;amrecock fan wvho pin :1- ro to Ut' in ai numbler \ ear s- ay s he wadnt to go hume every night sohis miomi can r -k himf to slee p. 'I wvho used to slep withI a ~~' diy hear say.V Sh a' ;i ntow grad ua:o-d to a pillow. Wh'en asked. "W\hat ntext '-lh rephed. "lius. hand." I"acard in South Cafeteria, Plea-e ph:o rav on 00 nveyor t it. 1Typewriter Paper. key completely disappears ordinary pencil eraser lets o why use ordinary paper? ble in light, medium. heavy 00 sheet packets and 500 nery Departments. P LO (e!s Cor resable? PITTSFIELD rMASACcHraSE TTS