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Just because Monday's April Fool Don't ek on a stool and feel so cool ... The day's given abuse It gives us an excuse To act as we do the year through as a rule. April Fool's day traditionall begins with your roommate wakin you up three hours before cla> screeching that you're two houi late; . . . followed by sugare scambled eggs and salty coffee t breakfast; . . . and a cute pop tei from your Math professor (E used to like to stomp on ant hil: when he was young . . . just for - joke) . . . the mail you nearly toi apart your P. O. box for turns of to be two overdue library notict . .. and the rain starts just as ye hit the sun deck ramp drip, dri . . . your date for the Carolir Cup phones to break it... POU'I you should have stayed in bed a day. Then nobdoy could hai snuk the YOWCH! snapping tu tle in it . . . well, run get a band aid . . . Happy April Fool's Da; Piedmont Put BIG flight-savingl SA'I'TURDAY for any mont. 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By Carol Robinuon g s IStnff Writer a Four of the smashing new en d tries in the semi-fiction class this t month in the literary field are the it bright publications, Mad, Sick, e Cracked, and Help. e The first in this classic quartet a is the eldest of the four, Mad. 'e This April issue, which was to be It first seen in February, is one of a the giants, to be compared with issue 46 of Jack and Jill, and the u (classic comic) version of "Uncle P Tom's Cabin." a Its current features deal pri marily with international prob 11 lems; For example: the East Side e Story shows a brilliant and unique angle of the United Nations. It is a fresh idea to put Kennedy in a leather jacket, Kruschev in r. sneakers, and the complaints of eison"plan i in round trips. Leave city served by Pied TURDAY OR SUN and get a RETURN OF 75%! ATLANTA ROUND $45 TRIP $2.3 WASHINGTON ROUND n TRIP .433 one call your travel agent or Piedmont Airlines T AIRLINES ewarding challenges at W. E. alty. 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This is followed by similar ellh to the Co-ed, the B.M.O.C.,, Ch leaders, the phony intellect and others. Now let us consider Sic) thoughtful review of news an formation. In the May issue, may discover exactly what o Napoleon gave before Wate: "How many troops are under I ington's command? How mu< 'a whole lot'?" are a coupl lines from this immortal sp The movie review of the iss "Lawrence or Arabia". It a that Lawrence invented fire, wheel, and jet propulsion in day. Also, the Suez Canal i ported missing. One can rei admit that this does not prc ,o be a dull movie. One of the most interesting tures concerns the Wind-Up winners. Among these entrieF the Jerry Lewis doll, which wind up and wind up and up; the Jackie Gleason doll v you wind up and away it k the Cary Grant (loll which g younger, and the Dean Martin which gets wound up by itsel: When you have finished di ing these two important semi tions, you'll find an endless i ber of new literary masterp on the stands for your enjoyr Space prevents us from adeq coverage of such literature, don't let it prevent you. Car students deserve a rest from S tific Journal, The New York T1 etc., once in a while. CIG's VENDORS, INC 2412 Two Notch Road COLUMBIA, S. C. "Pick Your Pack" irding careers are open now nechanical, industrial aid~ ers, and also for physical its and business majors. rmatlon, get your copy of the career opportunities booklet nent Officer. Or write College nator, Western Electric Corn 16, 222 Broadway, N.Y. 38, -e to arrange for a personal e Bell System recruiting team your campus this year - or r year, r or- rHe sEu sysrEM ties plus 36 others throughout the U.S. is a Captain sisa ead-Fr~v the From M Pro By Dave Bledsoe f ches From Navy Captain to academic ches life is no minor change in any e to one's career. Making the change N in June will be Captain Charles ' H. Witten, currently commanding the NROTC unit at USC. 0 gies "Actually," says Captain Wit- t eer- ten, "the Navy is not a career or uals, a job; it's a way of life." He s .-i Phi Delt --- Pledges Hold d -ders0 rlo= $25 Raffle Nell :h is Like to trade 25c for $25.00? v of $25.00 worth of the new spring J clothes your hungry closet keeps o eech. crying for- e uLe is The Phi Delta Beta pledge class eems is now selling raffle tickets, a quar the ter a piece, for a $25.00 gift cer- t one tificate at one of the leading down- h re- town Department stores, according i idily to pledge president Bill Palmer. i mise The sale began Tuesday and will end with a drawing to be held April r fea- 9. The exact time and place will*be Doll announced later. The proceeds from the sale will go toward new furni are ture for the Chapter House. e you hich Wood pusher's Guid oes; rows F Najdorf Va The Siciliar ieces ient. By Nancy uate This is the most popular to P but Najdorf is very useful for tourn lina Carolina's Open will be ployed over cien- 1. P-K4 mes, 2. N-KB3 3. P-Q4 4. NxP 5. N-QB3 6. B-K2 also good for white is--. B-N5; 7. N-N3 or 7. N-B3, B-N5; white loses ini 8. B-K3 -- 9. Q-Q2 10. 000 11. P-B3 (simultaneous pawn storming!) 12. P-N4 15. N-Q5 Gives black wild but equal iSalh taste of Sprin Salem Smokei * monti Witten ilitary reely admits that deciding to iake the change was 'one of the ardest decisions I ever made." Interviewed in his office in the [ROTC armory, surrounded by lags, and naval regalia, he dwelt nly a moment on his acceptance f the position, saying, "I guess ze challenge appealed to me, and ie thought of continuing my as ciation with the University also ras very appealing." To Captain Witten, the idea of eing a part of the University evi ently did carry a great deal of ,eight, for at 44, he is considered ne of the Navy's younger Cap ailns. As Dean of Student Affairs, then he assumes the position in une, Captain Witten will teach ne course in the School of Edu ation. He received his Master's n Education in 1962. A light note was injected when he question came up about hob ies and leisure activities. After sting photography, stamp collect ng, and gardening, Witten gave a ueful grin and said, "Unfortu ately, I don't get around to them 0o much anymore, I only wish here were more hours in a day." "Besides," he said, "my four hildren are my main hobby." His nation Of i Defense Wludyku -K4 in master play today. The ament play. (Incidentally, the summer vacation-open to all!) P-QB4 P-Q3 Px P N-KB3 P-QRS P-K4 P-K3; 7. P-B4; B-K2; etc.) B-K2 tiative) 0-0 B-Q2 B-QN4 N-B3 P-N5 chances m refreE nir-soften gtime ...so soft and refresi i fresh and flavorful every hol fresh . rich tobac Makes To Acai roungest daughter, was the first 'aculty child christened in St. Jatrick's Episcopal chapel on ampus. Witten is married to the former 4ary Margaret Mahone and they ave four children, John Daley, ; Charles Spence, 6; Margaret l } r ".ti CAPTAIN CHARLES H1. Wil Student Activities from Dean Georg 1ahone, 4; and Anne Powell, I. Born in New York City, Capt. Witten has lived in Williamsburg,, Va., for the past 16 years, where he has maintained a residence at Cherry Hill Farm. He received his Navy commission in 1941 and was graduated from the Naval War College in 1951. Witten has served as executive )fficer of the USS M. J. Manuel (DE 351) and the I'SS Okanogan (APA 220) ; and as commanding >fficer of the USS M. .J. Manuel; h' USS W. B. Cobb (APD 106), hes your I // -A Salem cigarette br ing. Puff after puff...pack time. Smoke refreshed... s :o taste e modern fit< Change lemic the USS Kline (APD 120), and the USS Soley (DD 707). He was also commander of Transport Division 123. At the University he is a mem ber of the Faculty Honor Board, a member of the Mission Com nittee of the Episcopal Church on (Photo by Bryon Johnston) ;N, will assume duties of Dean of e W. Tomlin on July I. campus, and a member of Omicron Delta Kappa. Witten is president of the South Carolina Chapte, of the Armed Forces Communications and Elec tronics Assn.; Chairman of the In ternational Service Committee of Columbia Rotary Club; a member of the Torch Club of Columbia; the U. S. Naval Institute; the American Association of Univer sity Professors; the English Speaking Union; the National Education Assn.; the South Caro lina Education Assn. haste ff ings you the after pack... moke Salem! ar, too