The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 29, 1963, Page Page Three, Image 3
Just because Monday's April Fool
Don't ek on a stool
and feel so cool ...
The day's given abuse
It gives us an excuse
To act as we do
the year through
as a rule.
April Fool's day traditionall
begins with your roommate wakin
you up three hours before cla>
screeching that you're two houi
late; . . . followed by sugare
scambled eggs and salty coffee t
breakfast; . . . and a cute pop tei
from your Math professor (E
used to like to stomp on ant hil:
when he was young . . . just for
- joke) . . . the mail you nearly toi
apart your P. O. box for turns of
to be two overdue library notict
. .. and the rain starts just as ye
hit the sun deck ramp drip, dri
. . . your date for the Carolir
Cup phones to break it... POU'I
you should have stayed in bed a
day. Then nobdoy could hai
snuk the YOWCH! snapping tu
tle in it . . . well, run get a band
aid . . . Happy April Fool's Da;
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Citing The Most
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may discover exactly what o
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The movie review of the iss
"Lawrence or Arabia". It a
that Lawrence invented fire,
wheel, and jet propulsion in
day. Also, the Suez Canal i
ported missing. One can rei
admit that this does not prc
,o be a dull movie.
One of the most interesting
tures concerns the Wind-Up
winners. Among these entrieF
the Jerry Lewis doll, which
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the Cary Grant (loll which g
younger, and the Dean Martin
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don't let it prevent you. Car
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ches From Navy Captain to academic
ches life is no minor change in any
e to one's career. Making the change N
in June will be Captain Charles
' H. Witten, currently commanding
the NROTC unit at USC. 0
gies "Actually," says Captain Wit- t
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uals, a job; it's a way of life." He s
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Witten
ilitary
reely admits that deciding to
iake the change was 'one of the
ardest decisions I ever made."
Interviewed in his office in the
[ROTC armory, surrounded by
lags, and naval regalia, he dwelt
nly a moment on his acceptance
f the position, saying, "I guess
ze challenge appealed to me, and
ie thought of continuing my as
ciation with the University also
ras very appealing."
To Captain Witten, the idea of
eing a part of the University evi
ently did carry a great deal of
,eight, for at 44, he is considered
ne of the Navy's younger Cap
ailns.
As Dean of Student Affairs,
then he assumes the position in
une, Captain Witten will teach
ne course in the School of Edu
ation. He received his Master's
n Education in 1962.
A light note was injected when
he question came up about hob
ies and leisure activities. After
sting photography, stamp collect
ng, and gardening, Witten gave a
ueful grin and said, "Unfortu
ately, I don't get around to them
0o much anymore, I only wish
here were more hours in a day."
"Besides," he said, "my four
hildren are my main hobby." His
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roungest daughter, was the first
'aculty child christened in St.
Jatrick's Episcopal chapel on
ampus.
Witten is married to the former
4ary Margaret Mahone and they
ave four children, John Daley,
; Charles Spence, 6; Margaret l
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CAPTAIN CHARLES H1. Wil
Student Activities from Dean Georg
1ahone, 4; and Anne Powell, I.
Born in New York City, Capt.
Witten has lived in Williamsburg,,
Va., for the past 16 years, where
he has maintained a residence at
Cherry Hill Farm. He received
his Navy commission in 1941 and
was graduated from the Naval
War College in 1951.
Witten has served as executive
)fficer of the USS M. J. Manuel
(DE 351) and the I'SS Okanogan
(APA 220) ; and as commanding
>fficer of the USS M. .J. Manuel;
h' USS W. B. Cobb (APD 106),
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the USS Kline (APD 120), and
the USS Soley (DD 707). He
was also commander of Transport
Division 123.
At the University he is a mem
ber of the Faculty Honor Board,
a member of the Mission Com
nittee of the Episcopal Church on
(Photo by Bryon Johnston)
;N, will assume duties of Dean of
e W. Tomlin on July I.
campus, and a member of Omicron
Delta Kappa.
Witten is president of the South
Carolina Chapte, of the Armed
Forces Communications and Elec
tronics Assn.; Chairman of the In
ternational Service Committee of
Columbia Rotary Club; a member
of the Torch Club of Columbia;
the U. S. Naval Institute; the
American Association of Univer
sity Professors; the English
Speaking Union; the National
Education Assn.; the South Caro
lina Education Assn.
haste
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