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'Dear Bu Dear Bullwinkle: When I pick my girl up, her relatives are always in the living room looking me over. It makes me self-conscious. What would you do? Shy Dear Shy: Stop wearing that World War I Cavalry nurse's uniform. Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: I've tried to convince my parents that buying me a Stradivarius was a waste of money. I just can't learn. Not Talented Dear Not Talented: They make as good a bicycle as any. Keep working at it-maybe adjust the seat higher. Bullwinkle (Author of"Baref Loves FROM SEA TO America is a great country. Ar America's forests are full of ti water. But it is not houses a America great; it is curiosit; answers-the endless, restless Therefore, when I was told at colleges from USC to Yak accept this gratifying fact, I hv I hied myself to campuses in 4 First, I went to the Ivy Lee appropriate costume: a skull-ai in the other, a mask-and-wig my chops. "Sir," I cried, seisis which is no mean task consideri lapels, but, I, fortunately, hapj fact, I spent the last war workdi am proud to say, I was awarded won many friends-"Sir," I crit lapels, "how come Marlboro is "I'm glad you asked that "Marlboro is my favorite filter cigarette with the unfiltered taa "Oh, thank you, sir I" I crie campuses in the Big Ten, weal costume: a plaid Mackinaw, bi frost-bitten ears. Spying an apple-cheoked yor S' and said, "Excuse me, miss, bi favorite filter cigarette?" "I'm glad you asked that< "Marlboro is my favorite filter flavorful, the flip-top box flips a "Oh, thank you, apple-cheel bobbed a curtsy and sped as I carry me to several campuses course, the appropriate costume leases. Spying a group of undei Roan," I removed my hat and why is Marlboro your favorite f "We are glad you asked that < "Marlboro is our favorite filter e and daughters of the wide open frank and forthright and honest. "Oh, thank you, all," I cried sail for Hawaii, because in Hlawi Glory flies, Marlboro is the leas campus, off campus, in all fifty at pleasure in this great land of oui * * And you will also find anothe Marlboro-the kingu-alize, Commander, made by a nea mildness. Have a Comumanda liwinkle' Dear Bullwinkle: My 16-year-old daughter is des perately in love with President Kennedy. How can I convince her of how ridiculous this is. Worried Mom Dear Worried Mom: To answer your question, I would have to know how both your daughter and President Kennedy feel. Your side alone is not enough. Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: I have no friends. No one likes me. They think I am mean, dirty, rotten, and hateful. But now, I have you. You are all I have-my last real thing to count on. I trust you and I wait for you to say something to me that will en courage me. Please express your Dot Boy With Cheek","The Many of Dobie Gilli8", etc.) SHINING SEA nerica's cities are full of houses. ees. America's rivers are full of nd trees and water that make r-the constant quest to find "Why?"# "dWhy?" "'Why?". that Marlboro was a top seller , I was not content merely to Ad to find out why. .very sector of this mighty land. gue-dressed, of course, in an id-bones in one hand, a triangle n my head, a hasty pudding in g an Ivy Leaguer by the lapels, ig the narrowness of Ivy League en to have little tiny hands; in ig in a small arms plant where, I I a Navy "E" for excellence and d, seizing an Ivy Leaguer by the your favorite filter cigarette?"~ question, Shorty," he replied. cigarette because it is the filter ite." :I andl ran posthaste to several ing, of course, the appropriate rling boots, a Kodiak bear and ang coed, I tugged my forelock it how come Marlboro is your Luestion, Shorty," she replied. cigarette because the flavor is nd the soft-pack is soft." :ed young coed," I cried and ant as my little fat legs would in the Southwest, wearing, of chaps, canteen, and several oil graduates singing "Strawberry said, "Excuse me, friends, but Iter cigarette?" luestion, Shorty," they replied. garette because we, native sons spaces, want a cigarette that is We want, in short, Marlboro." mnd, donning a muu mnuu, I set iii, as in every state where Old ling seller in flip-top box. On ites, wherever people smoke for .e, you will find Marlboro. winner from the makers of wn filtered Philip Morris ' process to bring you new r. Welcome aboard. Angel Flig Rush There will be a meeting for all girls interested in joining Angel Flight on Jan. 4. The time and place will be announced later and those interested may obtain fur ther information from the Russell House Information Desk. Complete instructions on Angel Flight rush procedure will be given at the meeting. All appli cants or prospective applicants are urged to attend. self. I anxiously await your an swer. Your Devoted Friend Dear YDF: I think you are mean, dirty, rotten, and hateful. Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: Although I am only a sopho more, I weigh 435 pounds. They are having a costume ball al school and I don't want to lool< conspicuous. What would you sug gest. Cuddly Dear Cuddly: Go as a Volkswagen. There arc so many of them today that onc hardly notices them any more. Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: I am in the 8th grade and my mother refuses to let me go to New York and Los Angeles for wild parties on weekends. How car I convince her? Adult Type Dead Adult Type: Disguise yourself as your seven year-old sister and see if maybe your mother is just biased. Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: For sometime now, I have beer absolutely certain that I am Mrs Calvin Coolidge. My parents and my doctor just tell me to get lots of rest, maybe even drop out ol school. What do you think? Confused Dear Confused: This seems to be a personal matter between you and President Coolidge. Bullwinkle Dear Bullwinkle: As the father of a boy with a 196 1. Q., I sometimes fail to understand him. How can we be come closer? Well-meaning Dad Dear W-M Dad: Be buried alive together. Bullwinkle Not this, a student who drowses over books no matter bow much sleep he gets. If you sometimes find studying soj to remember is NoDoz.* NoDoz same safe awakener found in coffee is faster, handier, more reliable. Al non-habit-forming, NoDoz is sold everywhere without prescription.! to keep perspicacious during study exams--and while driving, too always keep NoDoz in proximity. Ths ssfe stay swaks taMost-svaltaMe sverywt CANDY N A1 LQ4 ht Procedure Applications for membership in Angel Flight are now being dis tributed on campus. They may be obtained at the Information Desk in the Russell House, or the women's dormitory lobbies. Requirements for membership in Angel Flight are a 2.0 grade point ratio and a class standing of junior, sophomore, or second se mester freshman. Applications must be returned to the Angel Flight by January Claudia Waite" 11. Girls will be notified by letter of the scheduled time and place for their interview. (Interviews will be conducted before a board composed of two Angels, one mem ber of Arnold Air Society, one AFROTC faculty member, and the Angel Flight advisor.) Angel Flight will give a party on Feb. 5 for girls who have been invited to return for further con sideration. Final elimination will be made following the party and Angel Flight pledges will be an nounced on Feb. 7. All newv pledges of Angel Flight will be required to attend the Military Ball on Feb. 14. This. perspicaeese ... sharpi NEDus keeps ye. awake and .lert-sfelyi orife (and who doesn't?), the word perks you up in minutes, with the or tea. Yet NoDos >solutely and se. LAnther flne prdc of Greve Laberaed. ILK COFFEE SAND 'MANY CONVENIE ATIONS ON CAMI DISTRIBUTING C To Thine BY REGINA GALGANO Staff Writer For a great number of years the University has enforced the policy of an honor system. In theory this is the best way to make a person see the right side of honesty, and to prove to yourself that truth rules over dishonesty. During orientation week fresh men were acquainted with the policy and asked to enforce it. Do they? I)o most of the university students comply with this request, or do they ignore the poliey in be lief that grades are the most im portant things . . . no matter what one must do to get theni ? Rose Julian, Sophomore: In my opinion the honor system at USC is about one of the best honor systems you'll find anywhere. This thing of placing a student on his honor works out pretty well. With the help of the Honor Court the system works even het ter. Of course, there is cheating and there always will be, but I think that the system we have now does just as much good as an enforced honor system. Our honor is placed where it should be placed, on us. and not on some outside force. This fact makes it more personal and places the responsibility of fairness and trust directly and entirely on every student here. Roberta Green, Senior: I have just looked over some of the state ments other students have made, and I would like to say that some people have warped views on this school's honor system. I think that it works very effectively. Honor is a personal thing and should not be taken lightly. Throughout life one must make de cisions, either to do what is honest or to do the dishonest. A person with a wholesome outlook on life will pick the former. This also holds true in school. The people who say the honor system does not work apparently are speaking from their own experiences, and do not know the ways of other students. I would like to commend the pre3ident of the honor council on the fine jo) he is doing and say %low Julian that I hope) the future students of the University will realize that truth is t he hest policy of life. Fred J1. Manning, Junior: I~ would like to say that the honor system seems to he very effective inl curbing the amount of cheating that goes on in colleges and uni versities. If a studlent has had the right kind oIf upblringing he should have the gumption to report any one he sees cheating. I think that most of the studrents would turn inl anyone they found cheating or giving aidl to som)eon&e else. As far as I anm concerned(, the honor sys tem at (Carolina is very effective, andl the council should he given a v'ote of p)raise for the fine work that they are dloing. WNICHES NT 'US :0.. INC. Own Sell Thomas Parkman, Freshman: The honor system seems to me to be very effective. I think that there are many people who do not fully comprehend its full meaning. This is simply because they do not know and understand all that there is to know about this system and council. I believe that if the honor sys tem had more publication, ex plaining the whole policy, and that if more people could be briefed on its meaning, that it would be more Marianne Crane Little i (Continued f an1d Hilly Betchman, Betty \ Ann Shirley and Jolin At ki: Taylor, Susan Reed and Ed Randy Mahaffey, Patty Ric Fatty Clark and Jimmy unId Feacham, Skippy Canady a and Bob Baldwin, Mary Dun1l Howe and Bob St. John, Ann Rosemary Mood\y and ('. O. Doug Gray, Elke Maron and I and Dale Player, Pat Adair ai and Jim Twitty, 'Mary Ann Adams and Ronnie Fair, Ju Gay Smoak and Steve Walter Tanya Taylor and Johnny M; and Bob Maynard, Dot Neal Emilee Legnick and Roger N SWEET. SOOT1 Made by the Columbus B Series . . . Claire Speth and and Jeff Meadoweroft, Anne Lill Mood and Tony Mc(Crei, Thomason, Brenda Cromer a and Lee Snead, Miriam Ross and Billy Gambrell. and Mar Quattlebaum. LOVE IS A MANY & For these newly pinned p)( to Ronnie Fair (Phi Kap), % Hill McDowell (WCS, Carolin McElveen (Maxcy Brothert Hucky Iollands (Pi Kappa P THAT NI With the new diamonds of that special someone . . . I Suddeth (PiKA) , Tanya TaN Goff (Clemson alum), Man HIenry' Taylor (KNA) , and G;eo SEEN ONE, S lBut not1 this one ... somn dlat es . . . and friendls . . . S andI . . . 0J(?ne ore good time Laurin and JIoh nny .Jo nes, Swesinger. Sandy Swink and: Hi lly Lipscomb, Ba rbara Seig son~ andl Lee Floyd, Pam ( ra Blai ne 1Haskell and Tim Helk M\ilhouse, Lill Mood and T 'on and Phil Wunder, Mary Hlust< Iey, Cissy Sanders and Lee R1 W~ebb, Maryanne I ove and G< Mike Foley, Carol D u Hose ai and Carl McClendon, and 1Patt PARTY, PARTY. And the Chi Psi's arei IDance . . . West Columbia1 Combo . . . JfryHull andl Pett igr,ew H amilt on, Peggy: "Tiger"' Glass and Bob Pluni Mor'row, Pam Royal andI Cri Bill Shirley, ,Jeanne Elliott ai Lee Sneed, Ann Flinitomn and Bob Faucett e, Brenda Crom Mosley and Henry Lesesne, I Billie O'Shields and Presslev Benton Ashby, Fran Lloyd'a and Charlie McPherson, Car< Weigle, Anita Soltis and T1 Bill Woods, Marion Rhett an and John Murphy, ~Joyce Go Hewitt and George Kent, 1k lor, Lucy Fugil and Henry E Collins, arnd Mary Boyd andl For the Hol S4Lee& ang For XrsLA Be True effective. There are also many people who seem to have no honor at all. As for these people there is nothing much we can do for them except to show them that dishonesty does not pay in the long run, and that the honest man comes out on top when the game is over. Marianne Crane, Freshman: I think that for the honor system to be effective it takes students with a sense of right and wrong. A persoin must first be honest to himself before he can be honest to a school or anyone else. "To thine own self be true . . ." is a good example of this. I believe that the honor system does work, and that it works very effectively, but as I said before the students must be honest to themselves. It is during one's college years that a person finds himself and realizes what he will make of his life. It is also during this time that a person should realize fully the value of being honest and truthful. I think that the honor system has helped man.v people find this out, and that such a realization will he with t0hem for life. kudrey rom page 4) Vyman and Walton MlcLeoud. Is. Gayle Newbury and Otis 1LIutchinson, Gerda lMoore and hardson and Rick Harrison, y, Eloise McMillan and Bustern id I)eke Atkins, Beth Dixon >ar and Jim Dusenbury, Belle Robinson and David Maxwell, Warren. Nellie Bradford and Jastings Wyman, Pat Burrows id Herb Bradley, Claire Foster Sadler and Ed Harter, Joyce (y H1uggins and James 11111. Libby Rogers and Ed Duffy, Ae Goff, Mary Carolyn Spears and BenjLmin Risinger, and [cLean. HING SO'NDS ays' Choir . . . in the Artists John Pfalzgraf, Cookie Crum KennerlY and R. J. Rucker, ,ht. Peggy Fretwell and Bill nd Rhett Miller, Mary Kerns and Bill Shirley, Eleanor Hall y Bush McCormack and Dick PLENDORED THING ople . . . Joyce Adams (ZTA) lifi Regina (Mercer Univ.) to ), Carol Sowers (MZ) to Bob ood), Ann Reigle (DZ) to hi, P. C.). XT STEP .spaikling . . . and speaking ,itda Wise (Pi Phi) and Jerry lor (ADPi) and Johnny Mac rot Timberlake ( ADPi ), and rgianlna Leventis (Chii 0) and EEN 'EM ALL mlor*e party . . - ( hi O's and( wvinging Shepards played... was had b y all . . . Susan Me II arriet t Moreheadl and Skip \1 ilton Lewis, Priss Foster and er and( Gene Bryson. Jo John 'wor and I Ct111(harlie Bradlshaw, . Donnai~ Si ngletary a nd Gletnn y '\eCreight, Do)ne Framipton mn Armstrong and Herb Brad issell, Bessie Casey and Arnie 'ne Crow, Lowry Marshall and id Yank Smith, ,Joan Wolcott y Ganse and( Frankie Lee. AL L THE TIME 10 excepition . . . Christmas iegion Hntt . . . IDrink Small H-enry IIemblle, Patti Cole and \IeCullough andl Bob Gerring, set t, Lucy Robsoni andl Henry tig Norton, Miriam Ross and 1d Chet Allen, Ann ~Jones andI Pat ,Jelmi, WVanda ,Johnson and er and Rhett Miller, Martha leth A'ttwood and Jim Simons, J ameson, Nancy W~hit.ner and nd( .John O'Neil, Mary Busbee >lynl Van D)er Voort 'and Sam -ent Smith, Gay Gilford and d D oug Elmore, Karen Miller Imadn atnd D)ennis D)avis, Joan rothy Correll andI Robin Gay' v'erett, Gail Watkins and Paul Eddie Roberts. iday Season I Jlappineii 1962 GEORGE TROUP Your Host & Director of Food Service