The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 15, 1961, Page Page Five, Image 5
'Dear Bu
Dear Bullwinkle:
When I pick my girl up, her
relatives are always in the living
room looking me over. It makes
me self-conscious. What would
you do?
Shy
Dear Shy:
Stop wearing that World War I
Cavalry nurse's uniform.
Bullwinkle
Dear Bullwinkle:
I've tried to convince my parents
that buying me a Stradivarius was
a waste of money. I just can't
learn.
Not Talented
Dear Not Talented:
They make as good a bicycle as
any. Keep working at it-maybe
adjust the seat higher.
Bullwinkle
(Author of"Baref
Loves
FROM SEA TO
America is a great country. Ar
America's forests are full of ti
water. But it is not houses a
America great; it is curiosit;
answers-the endless, restless
Therefore, when I was told
at colleges from USC to Yak
accept this gratifying fact, I hv
I hied myself to campuses in 4
First, I went to the Ivy Lee
appropriate costume: a skull-ai
in the other, a mask-and-wig
my chops. "Sir," I cried, seisis
which is no mean task consideri
lapels, but, I, fortunately, hapj
fact, I spent the last war workdi
am proud to say, I was awarded
won many friends-"Sir," I crit
lapels, "how come Marlboro is
"I'm glad you asked that
"Marlboro is my favorite filter
cigarette with the unfiltered taa
"Oh, thank you, sir I" I crie
campuses in the Big Ten, weal
costume: a plaid Mackinaw, bi
frost-bitten ears.
Spying an apple-cheoked yor
S' and said, "Excuse me, miss, bi
favorite filter cigarette?"
"I'm glad you asked that<
"Marlboro is my favorite filter
flavorful, the flip-top box flips a
"Oh, thank you, apple-cheel
bobbed a curtsy and sped as I
carry me to several campuses
course, the appropriate costume
leases. Spying a group of undei
Roan," I removed my hat and
why is Marlboro your favorite f
"We are glad you asked that <
"Marlboro is our favorite filter e
and daughters of the wide open
frank and forthright and honest.
"Oh, thank you, all," I cried
sail for Hawaii, because in Hlawi
Glory flies, Marlboro is the leas
campus, off campus, in all fifty at
pleasure in this great land of oui
* *
And you will also find anothe
Marlboro-the kingu-alize,
Commander, made by a nea
mildness. Have a Comumanda
liwinkle'
Dear Bullwinkle:
My 16-year-old daughter is des
perately in love with President
Kennedy. How can I convince her
of how ridiculous this is.
Worried Mom
Dear Worried Mom:
To answer your question, I
would have to know how both your
daughter and President Kennedy
feel. Your side alone is not
enough.
Bullwinkle
Dear Bullwinkle:
I have no friends. No one likes
me. They think I am mean, dirty,
rotten, and hateful. But now, I
have you. You are all I have-my
last real thing to count on. I trust
you and I wait for you to say
something to me that will en
courage me. Please express your
Dot Boy With Cheek","The Many
of Dobie Gilli8", etc.)
SHINING SEA
nerica's cities are full of houses.
ees. America's rivers are full of
nd trees and water that make
r-the constant quest to find
"Why?"# "dWhy?" "'Why?".
that Marlboro was a top seller
, I was not content merely to
Ad to find out why.
.very sector of this mighty land.
gue-dressed, of course, in an
id-bones in one hand, a triangle
n my head, a hasty pudding in
g an Ivy Leaguer by the lapels,
ig the narrowness of Ivy League
en to have little tiny hands; in
ig in a small arms plant where, I
I a Navy "E" for excellence and
d, seizing an Ivy Leaguer by the
your favorite filter cigarette?"~
question, Shorty," he replied.
cigarette because it is the filter
ite."
:I andl ran posthaste to several
ing, of course, the appropriate
rling boots, a Kodiak bear and
ang coed, I tugged my forelock
it how come Marlboro is your
Luestion, Shorty," she replied.
cigarette because the flavor is
nd the soft-pack is soft."
:ed young coed," I cried and
ant as my little fat legs would
in the Southwest, wearing, of
chaps, canteen, and several oil
graduates singing "Strawberry
said, "Excuse me, friends, but
Iter cigarette?"
luestion, Shorty," they replied.
garette because we, native sons
spaces, want a cigarette that is
We want, in short, Marlboro."
mnd, donning a muu mnuu, I set
iii, as in every state where Old
ling seller in flip-top box. On
ites, wherever people smoke for
.e, you will find Marlboro.
winner from the makers of
wn filtered Philip Morris
' process to bring you new
r. Welcome aboard.
Angel Flig
Rush
There will be a meeting for all
girls interested in joining Angel
Flight on Jan. 4. The time and
place will be announced later and
those interested may obtain fur
ther information from the Russell
House Information Desk.
Complete instructions on Angel
Flight rush procedure will be
given at the meeting. All appli
cants or prospective applicants are
urged to attend.
self. I anxiously await your an
swer.
Your Devoted Friend
Dear YDF:
I think you are mean, dirty,
rotten, and hateful.
Bullwinkle
Dear Bullwinkle:
Although I am only a sopho
more, I weigh 435 pounds. They
are having a costume ball al
school and I don't want to lool<
conspicuous. What would you sug
gest.
Cuddly
Dear Cuddly:
Go as a Volkswagen. There arc
so many of them today that onc
hardly notices them any more.
Bullwinkle
Dear Bullwinkle:
I am in the 8th grade and my
mother refuses to let me go to
New York and Los Angeles for
wild parties on weekends. How car
I convince her?
Adult Type
Dead Adult Type:
Disguise yourself as your seven
year-old sister and see if maybe
your mother is just biased.
Bullwinkle
Dear Bullwinkle:
For sometime now, I have beer
absolutely certain that I am Mrs
Calvin Coolidge. My parents and
my doctor just tell me to get lots
of rest, maybe even drop out ol
school. What do you think?
Confused
Dear Confused:
This seems to be a personal
matter between you and President
Coolidge.
Bullwinkle
Dear Bullwinkle:
As the father of a boy with a
196 1. Q., I sometimes fail to
understand him. How can we be
come closer?
Well-meaning Dad
Dear W-M Dad:
Be buried alive together.
Bullwinkle
Not this, a student who
drowses over books no matter
bow much sleep he gets.
If you sometimes find studying soj
to remember is NoDoz.* NoDoz
same safe awakener found in coffee
is faster, handier, more reliable. Al
non-habit-forming, NoDoz is sold
everywhere without prescription.!
to keep perspicacious during study
exams--and while driving, too
always keep NoDoz in proximity.
Ths ssfe stay swaks taMost-svaltaMe sverywt
CANDY
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Procedure
Applications for membership in
Angel Flight are now being dis
tributed on campus. They may be
obtained at the Information Desk
in the Russell House, or the
women's dormitory lobbies.
Requirements for membership in
Angel Flight are a 2.0 grade point
ratio and a class standing of
junior, sophomore, or second se
mester freshman.
Applications must be returned
to the Angel Flight by January
Claudia Waite"
11. Girls will be notified by letter
of the scheduled time and place
for their interview. (Interviews
will be conducted before a board
composed of two Angels, one mem
ber of Arnold Air Society, one
AFROTC faculty member, and
the Angel Flight advisor.)
Angel Flight will give a party
on Feb. 5 for girls who have been
invited to return for further con
sideration. Final elimination will
be made following the party and
Angel Flight pledges will be an
nounced on Feb. 7.
All newv pledges of Angel Flight
will be required to attend the
Military Ball on Feb. 14.
This. perspicaeese ...
sharpi NEDus keeps ye.
awake and .lert-sfelyi
orife (and who doesn't?), the word
perks you up in minutes, with the
or tea. Yet NoDos
>solutely
and
se. LAnther flne prdc of Greve Laberaed.
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BY REGINA GALGANO
Staff Writer
For a great number of years the
University has enforced the policy
of an honor system. In theory this
is the best way to make a person
see the right side of honesty, and
to prove to yourself that truth
rules over dishonesty.
During orientation week fresh
men were acquainted with the
policy and asked to enforce it. Do
they? I)o most of the university
students comply with this request,
or do they ignore the poliey in be
lief that grades are the most im
portant things . . . no matter
what one must do to get theni ?
Rose Julian, Sophomore: In my
opinion the honor system at USC
is about one of the best honor
systems you'll find anywhere.
This thing of placing a student
on his honor works out pretty
well. With the help of the Honor
Court the system works even het
ter. Of course, there is cheating
and there always will be, but I
think that the system we have
now does just as much good as an
enforced honor system.
Our honor is placed where it
should be placed, on us. and not
on some outside force. This fact
makes it more personal and places
the responsibility of fairness and
trust directly and entirely on every
student here.
Roberta Green, Senior: I have
just looked over some of the state
ments other students have made,
and I would like to say that some
people have warped views on this
school's honor system. I think that
it works very effectively.
Honor is a personal thing and
should not be taken lightly.
Throughout life one must make de
cisions, either to do what is honest
or to do the dishonest. A person
with a wholesome outlook on life
will pick the former. This also
holds true in school. The people
who say the honor system does
not work apparently are speaking
from their own experiences, and
do not know the ways of other
students.
I would like to commend the
pre3ident of the honor council on
the fine jo) he is doing and say
%low Julian
that I hope) the future students of
the University will realize that
truth is t he hest policy of life.
Fred J1. Manning, Junior: I~
would like to say that the honor
system seems to he very effective
inl curbing the amount of cheating
that goes on in colleges and uni
versities. If a studlent has had the
right kind oIf upblringing he should
have the gumption to report any
one he sees cheating. I think that
most of the studrents would turn
inl anyone they found cheating or
giving aidl to som)eon&e else. As far
as I anm concerned(, the honor sys
tem at (Carolina is very effective,
andl the council should he given a
v'ote of p)raise for the fine work
that they are dloing.
WNICHES
NT
'US
:0.. INC.
Own Sell
Thomas Parkman, Freshman:
The honor system seems to me to
be very effective. I think that
there are many people who do not
fully comprehend its full meaning.
This is simply because they do not
know and understand all that
there is to know about this system
and council.
I believe that if the honor sys
tem had more publication, ex
plaining the whole policy, and that
if more people could be briefed on
its meaning, that it would be more
Marianne Crane
Little i
(Continued f
an1d Hilly Betchman, Betty \
Ann Shirley and Jolin At ki:
Taylor, Susan Reed and Ed
Randy Mahaffey, Patty Ric
Fatty Clark and Jimmy unId
Feacham, Skippy Canady a
and Bob Baldwin, Mary Dun1l
Howe and Bob St. John, Ann
Rosemary Mood\y and ('. O.
Doug Gray, Elke Maron and I
and Dale Player, Pat Adair ai
and Jim Twitty, 'Mary Ann
Adams and Ronnie Fair, Ju
Gay Smoak and Steve Walter
Tanya Taylor and Johnny M;
and Bob Maynard, Dot Neal
Emilee Legnick and Roger N
SWEET. SOOT1
Made by the Columbus B
Series . . . Claire Speth and
and Jeff Meadoweroft, Anne
Lill Mood and Tony Mc(Crei,
Thomason, Brenda Cromer a
and Lee Snead, Miriam Ross
and Billy Gambrell. and Mar
Quattlebaum.
LOVE IS A MANY &
For these newly pinned p)(
to Ronnie Fair (Phi Kap), %
Hill McDowell (WCS, Carolin
McElveen (Maxcy Brothert
Hucky Iollands (Pi Kappa P
THAT NI
With the new diamonds
of that special someone . . . I
Suddeth (PiKA) , Tanya TaN
Goff (Clemson alum), Man
HIenry' Taylor (KNA) , and G;eo
SEEN ONE, S
lBut not1 this one ... somn
dlat es . . . and friendls . . . S
andI . . . 0J(?ne ore good time
Laurin and JIoh nny .Jo nes,
Swesinger. Sandy Swink and:
Hi lly Lipscomb, Ba rbara Seig
son~ andl Lee Floyd, Pam ( ra
Blai ne 1Haskell and Tim Helk
M\ilhouse, Lill Mood and T 'on
and Phil Wunder, Mary Hlust<
Iey, Cissy Sanders and Lee R1
W~ebb, Maryanne I ove and G<
Mike Foley, Carol D u Hose ai
and Carl McClendon, and 1Patt
PARTY, PARTY.
And the Chi Psi's arei
IDance . . . West Columbia1
Combo . . . JfryHull andl
Pett igr,ew H amilt on, Peggy:
"Tiger"' Glass and Bob Pluni
Mor'row, Pam Royal andI Cri
Bill Shirley, ,Jeanne Elliott ai
Lee Sneed, Ann Flinitomn and
Bob Faucett e, Brenda Crom
Mosley and Henry Lesesne, I
Billie O'Shields and Presslev
Benton Ashby, Fran Lloyd'a
and Charlie McPherson, Car<
Weigle, Anita Soltis and T1
Bill Woods, Marion Rhett an
and John Murphy, ~Joyce Go
Hewitt and George Kent, 1k
lor, Lucy Fugil and Henry E
Collins, arnd Mary Boyd andl
For the Hol
S4Lee& ang
For
XrsLA
Be True
effective.
There are also many people who
seem to have no honor at all. As
for these people there is nothing
much we can do for them except
to show them that dishonesty does
not pay in the long run, and that
the honest man comes out on top
when the game is over.
Marianne Crane, Freshman: I
think that for the honor system to
be effective it takes students with
a sense of right and wrong. A
persoin must first be honest to
himself before he can be honest
to a school or anyone else. "To
thine own self be true . . ." is a
good example of this.
I believe that the honor system
does work, and that it works very
effectively, but as I said before
the students must be honest to
themselves.
It is during one's college years
that a person finds himself and
realizes what he will make of his
life. It is also during this time
that a person should realize fully
the value of being honest and
truthful. I think that the honor
system has helped man.v people
find this out, and that such a
realization will he with t0hem for
life.
kudrey
rom page 4)
Vyman and Walton MlcLeoud.
Is. Gayle Newbury and Otis
1LIutchinson, Gerda lMoore and
hardson and Rick Harrison,
y, Eloise McMillan and Bustern
id I)eke Atkins, Beth Dixon
>ar and Jim Dusenbury, Belle
Robinson and David Maxwell,
Warren. Nellie Bradford and
Jastings Wyman, Pat Burrows
id Herb Bradley, Claire Foster
Sadler and Ed Harter, Joyce
(y H1uggins and James 11111.
Libby Rogers and Ed Duffy,
Ae Goff, Mary Carolyn Spears
and BenjLmin Risinger, and
[cLean.
HING SO'NDS
ays' Choir . . . in the Artists
John Pfalzgraf, Cookie Crum
KennerlY and R. J. Rucker,
,ht. Peggy Fretwell and Bill
nd Rhett Miller, Mary Kerns
and Bill Shirley, Eleanor Hall
y Bush McCormack and Dick
PLENDORED THING
ople . . . Joyce Adams (ZTA)
lifi Regina (Mercer Univ.) to
), Carol Sowers (MZ) to Bob
ood), Ann Reigle (DZ) to
hi, P. C.).
XT STEP
.spaikling . . . and speaking
,itda Wise (Pi Phi) and Jerry
lor (ADPi) and Johnny Mac
rot Timberlake ( ADPi ), and
rgianlna Leventis (Chii 0) and
EEN 'EM ALL
mlor*e party . . - ( hi O's and(
wvinging Shepards played...
was had b y all . . . Susan Me
II arriet t Moreheadl and Skip
\1 ilton Lewis, Priss Foster and
er and( Gene Bryson. Jo John
'wor and I Ct111(harlie Bradlshaw,
. Donnai~ Si ngletary a nd Gletnn
y '\eCreight, Do)ne Framipton
mn Armstrong and Herb Brad
issell, Bessie Casey and Arnie
'ne Crow, Lowry Marshall and
id Yank Smith, ,Joan Wolcott
y Ganse and( Frankie Lee.
AL L THE TIME
10 excepition . . . Christmas
iegion Hntt . . . IDrink Small
H-enry IIemblle, Patti Cole and
\IeCullough andl Bob Gerring,
set t, Lucy Robsoni andl Henry
tig Norton, Miriam Ross and
1d Chet Allen, Ann ~Jones andI
Pat ,Jelmi, WVanda ,Johnson and
er and Rhett Miller, Martha
leth A'ttwood and Jim Simons,
J ameson, Nancy W~hit.ner and
nd( .John O'Neil, Mary Busbee
>lynl Van D)er Voort 'and Sam
-ent Smith, Gay Gilford and
d D oug Elmore, Karen Miller
Imadn atnd D)ennis D)avis, Joan
rothy Correll andI Robin Gay'
v'erett, Gail Watkins and Paul
Eddie Roberts.
iday Season
I Jlappineii
1962
GEORGE TROUP
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Food Service