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'That Mat .4 Madras has increased in popularity season after season. Now at the peak of popularity are these India Madras sport coats interpreted by PaInt Beach Company. One can choose from gay plaids (either large or small) or from a variety of muted ivy tone stripes. Palm Beach has meticulously tailored this India Madras in blazer models with metal buttons, with careful attention to the matching of the patterns in the back of the jacket and where the sleeves are inserted. More and more of these lightweight Madras jackets will be seen this year in country clubs and resorts. (Photos Courtesy of Palm Beach Co.) (Author of "I Was a Teen-aqe Dwarf","The Alanijy Loves of Dobie Gillis", etc.) THE DEAN YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN Now in the waning days of the school year when the hardest heart grows tiellow an(l the very air is charged widi memories, let us pause fora inonent and pay tribute to that overworked aid uniderappreciated camipus figure, your friend and inie, the I- deanl of students. Policeman and confessor, shepherd and seer, warden anld oracle, proconstul and pal, the dean of stuleunts is by far the most enigimatic of all academlieians. flow can we understaiid him? Well sir, perhaps the best way is to take an average day in the life of an average dean. I Iere, for example, is what hap pened last Tihursday to Dean Killjoy N. Danper of Duluith A andT M. At 6i a.mn. lhe woke, dlressedl, lit a Marlboro, and went up on the roof of his house to remoi(ve the statue of the Founder which had beent placed there dluritng the night by high-spirited under gradluates. At 7 a.mn. lhe lit a Marlboro and walked briskly to the campus. (''Te D ean had not been dIriving his car sice it had been placed on the roof of the girls dlormtitory by high-spirited unde(r graduates.) At 7:45 a1.m1. lie arrivedl on camp~us, lit a Marlboro, and1( chlbd the bell tower to remiove his secretary who hadn been placedl there (luring the night by high-spirited undergraduates. At 8 a.mn. lie reached his office, lit aL Marlboro, andl uuet with D)erthuer Sigafoos, editor of the studlent newspaper. Youung Sigafoos had been writing a series of editorials urging the United States to annex Canada. WVhent his editorials lhad evoked no responuse, he had taken matters into his own hands. A(ccomi panied by his sports editor and two copy readlers, lie had gone over the bo)rder andl conquered Manitoba. With great pat ience and several excellent Marlboro Cigarettes, the 1Dean persuaded('( young Sigafoos to give Manitoba back. Young Sigafoos, how ever, insisted on keeping Winnipeg. At 9 a.m, the Dean lit a Marlboro and'met with Erwin .. Bendler, president of the local Sigma Clhi chapter, who camue to report that the Deke house had been putt ont top) of the Sigmau Clii house during the night by high-spirited undergraduates. At 10 a.um. the Dean lit a Marlboro and wvent to uminre ant intramural softball gaume oun the roof of the law school where the camnpus baseball (diamtond had been p)lacedl dIurinig the unighit by high-spirited undergraduates. At 12 nooun the Dean had a luncheon meeting with the presi dent of the university, the bursar, the registrar, and the chair man of the English department at the bottomn of the camusitu swimmning pool where the faculty dining room had beeni laced1 during the night by high-spirited undergraduates. Mlarlboros were p)assed after lunch, but not lit owing to the dampness. At 2 p).m., back iun his office, the Dean lit a Marlboro and receivedl the Canadiatn minister of war who said that unulessi young Sigafoos gave back Winnipeg, Caunada would muarch. Young Sigafoos was summoned and agreed to give back Winini peg if he could have Saskatoon. The Canadian minister of war at first refused, but finally agreed after young Sigafoos placed hium on the roof of the mining and metallurgy buildiung. At 3 p.m. the D)ean lit a Marlboro andl met with a delegationi front the studehnt council who canto to present himu with a set of matched luggage in htonor of his fifty years' service as deaun of stud(ents. The D)ean promptly p)ackedl the luggage with his clothing andl Marlboros and fled to Utica, New York, where lie is utow in the alumiunum sidintg gamue. * nes M..Sula.. To the dean of students and all you other hard-working academic types, here's the new word in sm,oking pleasure from the makers of Marlboro-king-size unfiltered Philip M..ri Commanderu.- welcome aoard i fras Look' As light as your shirt aud conph Weight %port coat by Palmu Beach C ages from 6 to 60. hlie jacket com -;et off with halldmie eImI I,ed mn lightest jacket ever . . . in a crisp, Wash 'oN Wear Dacroa Polyester amid tle of Spring (14or toies to pleas Companty construction assures Wash feet fit for every figure. $35.00. Travel Ag Program I Wakefield, Fortune, Inc., World Travel, of New York and London have published their 1961 program for student travel to Europe, which includes a variety of both escorted and independent tours at a wide range of prices. The most comprehensIve and ab solutely all-inclusive escorted tour covers 15 countries, including Rus sia and Poland with transatlantic travel both ways by air at a total cost of $1,875.00 from New York. 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Wakefield Fortune's program of "VAGABOND TOURS" offers a new concept in European travel, in that each of the several itinerarie combines the important advantage' of a fully escorted tour with all the main attractions of independent travel, a substantial part of each ring and Summer )TTON ER SUITS .95 PORT COATS .95 lain St. wr you head first? eline' Hlair Tonic on your head ater with their haiir tonic and pecially made to use with wat er. out your hair. Alcohol and cream ~ut 'Vaseline' Hair Tonic woni't re light grooming oil - replaces .And just a little does a lot! INE HAI OI iAR )elta Sigs Vill Hold tose Ball ThP- Internat0mal HuiinMe Fra .11i1y, PMa .W li, w%ill hol!d annilal 1im " 4,Dlln4e ttom orrow we Delta %%n ill d:ali-' tip the liW (of, P'n. 1 . - anld his cI.- t I a. Al i l It i liii Im.hi nan, 1- b-I -I ehco:-en1 a th:. ye:u'.; Itzwe acen :al w be1-rwned u s 6 I f I ) ( - ;t-*k S i ll I tI n riff Iw hI t- t fft I v ;I N 1i i1 - A 1:1i ca \\ I o"4)tvid hY G )l n ll atifock. tses New an Tours u being ba:-ed on t ravulng i In Vrilkv- WilVi'ell ca r s wi ompl iii 11e. lt u ilited mlileav-o alloe wlrie r t, hei tol I rvur start at .5l fomt i Ne-w York with r i,nd trip tran-adhntie traveli y sea ai d al a Io0. with trans a t nw sea and :allt;c ~ ~ . %%i Wn way y r. \ idrivc specially !',.I tid lt, ; 'e Ii of inlIt- !l1! lA. itMt rair Ntvi c I I Stuldents. orn a v\CY . 1-1 1idi,et wfi 1.)!e t>llavc: a' t"It':1' lei-zul'.c T e pI :Xc.- of t.)s " mp ,ev CLUB & CAMPUS FASHIONS 3Y 0. E. SCHOEFFLER Fashion Director of ESQUIRE Magazine Easter vacation time draweth nigh. Time to turn your thoughts tway from differential calculus or Chaucer and concentrate on lazzling the hometown belles with your fashion acumen. Here's a cram course on the fabrics, colors and stylings to keep in mind when you assemble a Spring outfit. 'HE BIG THREE choices for university men this season: 1. Muted glen plaids in worsteds or blends 2. Soft flannels or unfinished worsteds 3. Hairline stripes In all of these, and particularly in the plaids, the outstanding color is olive. Ex pect to see plenty of the soft greenish cast that copped top fashion honors last year and also new variations on the olive theme ... olives with golden, bluish or blackish casts. Runner up color is a basic medium grey. You might also consider black with half-inch white chalk stripes (very new in tropical worsted) or check into the new checks. I THE FAVORED SILHOUETTE continues to be our native three button Natural Shoulder or a version thereof. This styling achieves its look of easy simplicity through careful attention to many small details. Here's what to look for: a soft natural shoul der, straight hanging jacket lines, center vent and flap pockets. Single row stitching with a raised welt accents collar, lapels, sleeve and back seams and pockets. Trousers are plain, pleatless and tapered. ADDENDA ON FIT. Be sure cuff jackets are short enough to allow at least a half-inch of shirt cuff to show. Ditto on the jacket collar to give it proper slope. Trousers should be long enough to just break over the instep. RIGHT WRONG SPEAKING OF SHIRTS ... button down collar models in white or pale pastels are almost de rigueur with a traditional suit. Select neckwear in either a small figured print or regi mental repp stripes to coordinate with suit and shirt. In shoes this sea son, look for the plainer modelF ... shp-ons in darl, br,own ur plin tip ties in brown or onc of the bur. shed RIGHT WONG Olives. PERFECT TOPPING for your new outfit is a soft felt hat. Tapered brim and narrow crown are the points to look for. Again, the best color is olive, especially olive accented by a black band. NEXT MONTH, we'll delve into the latest in slacks, shorts, sport shirts, knitwear and other related fashions for your sportin' life. Have a good holi day 1 Kappa Delta Srrt Tells Spring Officers I :ambrigrh 1!t :Tre a m . J1 a n n v I, I week. Try our SPEEDY Economy Service fluff n'fold Mlany itemas are folded andIk ready to use or to put away. (8c per pound) AUN&HINE "3'* LAUNDRY & CLEANERS