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Dear Mama... St. John BY ORIN ANDERSON Staff Writer Dear Mama, It shore was nice to get your letter and I am so glad you sent them flowers to Bob St. John while he was taking his pledge trip to the Columbia Hospital. I know he reaiiy appreciate them cause he told me to tell you they come in real handy when he leave there. You see, Mama, after 01 Saint had done gotten out of the Emergency Ward into a private room, he found out that they had a rule there that said no cokes. And )oy, Mama, that just about kill him cause Saint is crazy about cokes. But he decided to stay, be cause he saw the nurse they put in his room. (Hospitals got every thing now-a-days.) It turn out that the nurse was one of the ones that Ray Young, my roommate, done run across down at that beach party and she was still smiling. (Ray is purty funny at the beach.) Well anyway, when she found 4 JAMES L. tst jILT~ .IA R. J. Reynolda Tobatco Goes To J out that Bob St. John was a Sigma Omega Beta too, she went out and bought him some cokes (Saint have got a way with women) and so he didn't have such a bad time after all. Ha! Well anyway, ol Saint got well mighty fast, and snuk out of the Hospital disgusted as a bouquet of roses. le shore is crazy. I told you last week that my old friend Larry Clarkson had took his pledge trip to such a out of the way place that he ain't come back yet. Well anyway, it turn out that he is doing some research in Odessa on the birth of Dixielandl Music, and another brother of dear old Sigma Omega Beta, Freddie Pugh, has took his old "A" Model Thunderbird and goner went and joined Larry over there. I got a letter from them the other day, and they say that everything is cool. They are playing with a original-type group of Dixieland musicians called the "Siberian Six." Some of the other members are "Bix" Beria, "Tin lips" Molotov, and "Big Daddy" Khruschev. (It seems I have seen 1ATS GOING ON, ON CAMPUS? ANTI-EGS THAT'S WHAT! What's going on girls in every college in the country? PANTI LEGS by GLEN RAVEN ...the fabulous new fashion that's mak ing girdles, garters and garter belts old fashion! A canny com bination of sheerest stretch stock ings and non-transparent stretch panty brief, PANTI-LEGS are ecstatically comfortable with cam pus togs, date frocks, all your 'round-the-clock clothes - espe cially the new culottes and under slacks. No sag, wrinkle or bulge. L-o-n-g wearing. Of sleek Enka Nylon. Available in three shades of beige plus black tint. Seamless or with seams. Petite, Medium, Medium Tall, Tall. Seamless, $3.00. 2 for $5.90. With seams (non-run), $2.50. 2 for $4.90. TAPP CO. ks what's FILTER-BLENI makes Winston rea means tobaccos spe for good taste in filt 30.. Winston -saen. N. C. Sm fd *:c1T s Vospital something about them in n pap the other lay.) Anyway it sounds real co They play sonic pretty hot nu' hers, such as "Up the La Dnieper," "Red Square Rag," "] be (own to get you in a Troil< Honey," "Baltic Basin Blues "When the Moon comes over t salt mines," and lots of others t funny to name. Anyway, they are having a wi time sitting around the Suprer Soviet sooping up the cool soun of "original' Dixieland and sippil up the cool taste of them vodkn which is Russian for cokes. Mama, I wonder if you cou get in touch with "Happy" Ren and Thurlow Flincher for me. think that they should go to Ru sia and get in on sonic of t goings-on there. I know that th4 are busy working at the "Boil Room" of the "Banana Club," b they should go to Russia. I kno a lots of people have been tellir them where to go. But they wou like them soviets. Well things are about back normal here. We had our annu "Welcome Back to School Aft the Pledge Trip Party' and ever body had a good time. Everybot showed each other the wael things they brought back and laughed til the tears rolled dov my face. We gave a prize for t most original item (and one f the most "gross" - that's colle for "funny.") There was a lot of real fun items brought back. For instan< the prize for the "most original a applied field" went to Bill Poul for bringing back the picture the "Mona Lisa" autographed 1 Jon Gnagy. (You know the o on TV with that "Learn to Drav show). Oh well, the "Most Origina prize went to Bob St. John f bringing back a nurse. (That w. some laughs.) And the Most Gross Prize we to Furman Long for bringing ba a pair of mounted Ducks. Furmi is pretty well crazy about Due Hunting, but he's a good boy. So much for the "Welcome Ba( to School After the Pledge Tr Party." Ray, in the meantime, has to( upon himself a new project. Ay that is that he is now brewing i a whole mess of wine in the dorn itory ("wine" is Europe f 'Cokes.") Boy, he is always coming w~ith something that you e~ ]up front thWns Ily taste like a cigar( cially selected and sp4 er smoking. Try Winst "Cocky" er 3J. n 'y I a, sC r)o 1(0 ld ig A, tzI 8 ie Id AN No ir 40C A to - yEula Enjy ly iLedeen's he BY BETTY EASLER Dr Staff Writer As a follow-up to an article oi "Y" Director Ted Ledeen, the prin in ciple subject this week is his sec of count on as being crazy, and thi >y time is not a exception. You shoulh I smell the old Frat house, it re minds you of something tha seems to leave something to b )r desired (along the lines of smell) is Even Ray has had a few, choic thirty-minute words to say abou At the "atmospheric conditions." 'k "Oh well, we live and learn. mn (I learn the French for that th k- other day. but I can't remehe it now.) yk Mama, I got to go now, Ra; ip answered the telephone a whib ago and it was somebody callinj )k up to make a survey, and mad id the mistake of asking Ray hi ip opinion of the law enforcement di [I- vision. )r I got to go bail him out now. Bye now, P Your loving son, n Mack C. Twirls rt counts on exclusive. It ~tte. Filter-Blend scially processed on. Hv Rosemarv Hankins >//Vy p6,y % >ys Being Secretary retary.Eu .lzn. Euthi bIeganI her dutie's as"Y secretar,y in .lunv 1959I. after vo'ml pletin. a t 4-ear busi s c('( (.urse at. Winithrop C41llege.. Afterj bvingw - at. Carolii for three in11ths. her ()ffice was m11(lVed to Iuss(l I House a Md she became secretary andI re ceptionist (f the building. Amniwi! the duti(s which sho per forms a14ve and bwyid the regu Iar secretari,aI activities are dis tributinig c"A ar Id(s andI chess board s to t he student s, recei vi ng tele gr1ams fo' USC faculty members, attending "Y"* - luncheons, amd issuiilg l.ks to students. Eula is always ready tfo help the various or-gamlizatin111S 11,n caimus with any prollIems5 w\hithey may have. She is a wittv type of person who adapts well to the life If the C aro4lina Cmuiy Aimtng he (tiites Eub en j)y S after she leaves work are ttnnis. , skiing. swin iniig, aId cookii1! inI her apartment. She likes meeting anlt talking to peo pIe (and claims that tis is the most enjoyable part If her job1. D)uring the summer months. EulIa speCnds ninyi hours at the U'niversity "Y" (amlp. She enjoys her work there. especially the miany people that she meets. Amliong thle humorous ex peri (1netes wvhich she has had, she re calls the timne when a male stu den t came to claim a coed's high heel slipper which had been turned into lost and found. She also re ceives m any unusual telephone calls dluring the day. how to be roarl Tonie4. It's the onuly hair t on W~ateri evatporat es - rohs y and( cream tonics eIvaporxa won'1t evapo~trate it's 1000 place's thle oil wter remo'ClUv use 'Taseline' I lairi Tonic if's clea r ? . it's clea n ..it's VASELI Sorority A Play Putt B) IOSEMARCY IANKINS Staff Writer 8 there we were. sitting in ia' formal ileeting, aid this psetlo friend of mine push'l lly arm up into the air. "I'm awake." I hissed. "What's w!Ih y'ou. anyway?" "Aha! Got -qiou in my clutchv-" she chucklvd back vvIiV. "Yo j myt% dear Sister, have just volunt'(red for the intersororit y pu: t -pI' t Inuwch- thwre, therv, rhil't sob S') hard. it on ly h1 urt s for a litt le while. Now WIMI wh j*a V ' (101. my Madras is ble'ding all oVr the Hise ('ommittee's new rug." I was not to be comforted. I had n-ver bern1 anywhere near a glf ours', putt or otherwisc. arid at my) advanlccd ave, I didn't lf,11h th. th.u. ht of beginig 'lay Your 1lifnch 'f-I)m to havc hurlh, a '1 ,4 h(se t h igs. What I mnvaI is, likv the time I 1idi't want MIuinv I teach mt to makv waffh-v and I riot a corril ugated hand. Or t ie time my steady decid(d tf, te.lvl. me i;sIer for pennlies and I ; l still paYing fwr our dhites from th d(h'. . And I utteryy r-fuse 't dis r'ISs the time mliy hligh schooi gyrm Iachvr. .\iss Flitzenhaum, de<i<hd I shoui l 1arin to tramllpfoli..n. Th4. scareis with rmle stili. I arl just niot good at ganes. rually. with two mid-se e( -. Did YouGoTo Artist Series? BY J.OAN WOLCOTT Assistant -'eature Editor Why does Joe K. College rmiss Artist Series presentat ions '? Stu dvnts confronted with this ques ti in front of the Zusst! Ilfouse gave a variety of reasons. Of ap proximately 50 people. four had t terded the iperfornaixe' given by \areI and 1aill1y and hii : h:r1nti rs de 'aris. The Remain1 Ir haIld the foll.wing reasns for illsen"ce. "T1% ttell thte truth, I didn't know anything about it." "'I knoxW I had a good reason I t g.1 iri . I.ut I don't remem. hcr it." I had t w,rk. Irs. a d be., . . I th111 . r I ha q1:z 1h,11cx' I had allar \ I 1 a, t w lat '. "N4 reaswi." "I !ivu forty ites awa "I forgot vh . "Whenwer'he here "'I didn't have a date.' "'I wen' somewhere lse'." It didnr't sound liKe it wouldI it any' good."' "1' nont a st udent." The mrajurity of those itr -iewed said that they wer' tlarn dug to attend the pert'ormarnce of ig in your twenties lids groomed with 'Vaiseline' Iair' spiecially made to use with wat er. ur hatir of grooming oils. Alcohol too. But 'V aseline' Ilair Tonic putre light grooming oil that r'e s. So don't bie the varsity dIrag - mf your hair - and oh, you kid ! NlE HAIR tembers Putt (;olf Ivrs fjhe Iw;i" . - tiredi if:? '[ ii v.., I I I 1II ) V. 'I Lr 1 i. n * I'A liff'd , d i:V ; shade*..t. IrII K lakn A Suing, 1 Iit uth. b . - I i 1 ( I it 'it - * iI Ith '4i I ti \ 4 Sta nt i. ONI