The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 24, 1961, Page Page Three, Image 3
Dear Mama...
St. John
BY ORIN ANDERSON
Staff Writer
Dear Mama,
It shore was nice to get your
letter and I am so glad you sent
them flowers to Bob St. John
while he was taking his pledge
trip to the Columbia Hospital. I
know he reaiiy appreciate them
cause he told me to tell you they
come in real handy when he leave
there.
You see, Mama, after 01 Saint
had done gotten out of the
Emergency Ward into a private
room, he found out that they had
a rule there that said no cokes.
And )oy, Mama, that just about
kill him cause Saint is crazy about
cokes. But he decided to stay, be
cause he saw the nurse they put
in his room. (Hospitals got every
thing now-a-days.) It turn out
that the nurse was one of the ones
that Ray Young, my roommate,
done run across down at that
beach party and she was still
smiling. (Ray is purty funny at
the beach.)
Well anyway, when she found
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out that Bob St. John was a
Sigma Omega Beta too, she went
out and bought him some cokes
(Saint have got a way with
women) and so he didn't have such
a bad time after all. Ha!
Well anyway, ol Saint got well
mighty fast, and snuk out of the
Hospital disgusted as a bouquet
of roses. le shore is crazy.
I told you last week that my old
friend Larry Clarkson had took
his pledge trip to such a out of
the way place that he ain't come
back yet. Well anyway, it turn out
that he is doing some research in
Odessa on the birth of Dixielandl
Music, and another brother of
dear old Sigma Omega Beta,
Freddie Pugh, has took his old
"A" Model Thunderbird and goner
went and joined Larry over there.
I got a letter from them the
other day, and they say that
everything is cool. They are
playing with a original-type group
of Dixieland musicians called the
"Siberian Six." Some of the other
members are "Bix" Beria, "Tin
lips" Molotov, and "Big Daddy"
Khruschev. (It seems I have seen
1ATS GOING ON, ON CAMPUS?
ANTI-EGS
THAT'S WHAT!
What's going on girls in every
college in the country? PANTI
LEGS by GLEN RAVEN ...the
fabulous new fashion that's mak
ing girdles, garters and garter
belts old fashion! A canny com
bination of sheerest stretch stock
ings and non-transparent stretch
panty brief, PANTI-LEGS are
ecstatically comfortable with cam
pus togs, date frocks, all your
'round-the-clock clothes - espe
cially the new culottes and under
slacks. No sag, wrinkle or bulge.
L-o-n-g wearing. Of sleek Enka
Nylon. Available in three shades
of beige plus black tint. Seamless
or with seams. Petite, Medium,
Medium Tall, Tall.
Seamless, $3.00. 2 for $5.90.
With seams (non-run), $2.50.
2 for $4.90.
TAPP CO.
ks what's
FILTER-BLENI
makes Winston rea
means tobaccos spe
for good taste in filt
30.. Winston -saen. N. C.
Sm fd *:c1T s
Vospital
something about them in n pap
the other lay.)
Anyway it sounds real co
They play sonic pretty hot nu'
hers, such as "Up the La
Dnieper," "Red Square Rag," "]
be (own to get you in a Troil<
Honey," "Baltic Basin Blues
"When the Moon comes over t
salt mines," and lots of others t
funny to name.
Anyway, they are having a wi
time sitting around the Suprer
Soviet sooping up the cool soun
of "original' Dixieland and sippil
up the cool taste of them vodkn
which is Russian for cokes.
Mama, I wonder if you cou
get in touch with "Happy" Ren
and Thurlow Flincher for me.
think that they should go to Ru
sia and get in on sonic of t
goings-on there. I know that th4
are busy working at the "Boil
Room" of the "Banana Club," b
they should go to Russia. I kno
a lots of people have been tellir
them where to go. But they wou
like them soviets.
Well things are about back
normal here. We had our annu
"Welcome Back to School Aft
the Pledge Trip Party' and ever
body had a good time. Everybot
showed each other the wael
things they brought back and
laughed til the tears rolled dov
my face. We gave a prize for t
most original item (and one f
the most "gross" - that's colle
for "funny.")
There was a lot of real fun
items brought back. For instan<
the prize for the "most original
a applied field" went to Bill Poul
for bringing back the picture
the "Mona Lisa" autographed 1
Jon Gnagy. (You know the o
on TV with that "Learn to Drav
show).
Oh well, the "Most Origina
prize went to Bob St. John f
bringing back a nurse. (That w.
some laughs.)
And the Most Gross Prize we
to Furman Long for bringing ba
a pair of mounted Ducks. Furmi
is pretty well crazy about Due
Hunting, but he's a good boy.
So much for the "Welcome Ba(
to School After the Pledge Tr
Party."
Ray, in the meantime, has to(
upon himself a new project. Ay
that is that he is now brewing i
a whole mess of wine in the dorn
itory ("wine" is Europe f
'Cokes.")
Boy, he is always coming
w~ith something that you e~
]up front thWns
Ily taste like a cigar(
cially selected and sp4
er smoking. Try Winst
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BY BETTY EASLER
Dr
Staff Writer
As a follow-up to an article oi
"Y" Director Ted Ledeen, the prin
in ciple subject this week is his sec
of count on as being crazy, and thi
>y time is not a exception. You shoulh
I smell the old Frat house, it re
minds you of something tha
seems to leave something to b
)r desired (along the lines of smell)
is Even Ray has had a few, choic
thirty-minute words to say abou
At the "atmospheric conditions."
'k "Oh well, we live and learn.
mn (I learn the French for that th
k- other day. but I can't remehe
it now.)
yk Mama, I got to go now, Ra;
ip answered the telephone a whib
ago and it was somebody callinj
)k up to make a survey, and mad
id the mistake of asking Ray hi
ip opinion of the law enforcement di
[I- vision.
)r I got to go bail him out now.
Bye now,
P Your loving son,
n Mack C. Twirls
rt counts
on exclusive. It
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scially processed
on.
Hv Rosemarv Hankins
>//Vy p6,y %
>ys Being
Secretary
retary.Eu .lzn.
Euthi bIeganI her dutie's as"Y
secretar,y in .lunv 1959I. after vo'ml
pletin. a t 4-ear busi s c('( (.urse
at. Winithrop C41llege.. Afterj bvingw
- at. Carolii for three in11ths. her
()ffice was m11(lVed to Iuss(l I House
a Md she became secretary andI re
ceptionist (f the building.
Amniwi! the duti(s which sho per
forms a14ve and bwyid the regu
Iar secretari,aI activities are dis
tributinig c"A ar Id(s andI chess board s
to t he student s, recei vi ng tele
gr1ams fo' USC faculty members,
attending "Y"* - luncheons, amd
issuiilg l.ks to students. Eula is
always ready tfo help the various
or-gamlizatin111S 11,n caimus with any
prollIems5 w\hithey may have.
She is a wittv type of person who
adapts well to the life If the
C aro4lina Cmuiy
Aimtng he (tiites Eub en
j)y S after she leaves work are
ttnnis. , skiing. swin iniig, aId
cookii1! inI her apartment. She
likes meeting anlt talking to peo
pIe (and claims that tis is the
most enjoyable part If her job1.
D)uring the summer months.
EulIa speCnds ninyi hours at the
U'niversity "Y" (amlp. She enjoys
her work there. especially the
miany people that she meets.
Amliong thle humorous ex peri
(1netes wvhich she has had, she re
calls the timne when a male stu
den t came to claim a coed's high
heel slipper which had been turned
into lost and found. She also re
ceives m any unusual telephone
calls dluring the day.
how to be roarl
Tonie4. It's the onuly hair t on
W~ateri evatporat es - rohs y
and( cream tonics eIvaporxa
won'1t evapo~trate it's 1000
place's thle oil wter remo'ClUv
use 'Taseline' I lairi Tonic
if's clea r ? .
it's clea n ..it's
VASELI
Sorority A
Play Putt
B) IOSEMARCY IANKINS
Staff Writer
8 there we were. sitting in ia'
formal ileeting, aid this psetlo
friend of mine push'l lly arm up
into the air. "I'm awake." I hissed.
"What's w!Ih y'ou. anyway?"
"Aha! Got -qiou in my clutchv-"
she chucklvd back vvIiV. "Yo j myt%
dear Sister, have just volunt'(red
for the intersororit y pu: t -pI' t
Inuwch- thwre, therv, rhil't sob S')
hard. it on ly h1 urt s for a litt le
while. Now WIMI wh j*a V ' (101.
my Madras is ble'ding all oVr
the Hise ('ommittee's new rug."
I was not to be comforted. I had
n-ver bern1 anywhere near a glf
ours', putt or otherwisc. arid at
my) advanlccd ave, I didn't lf,11h
th. th.u. ht of beginig
'lay Your 1lifnch
'f-I)m to havc hurlh, a '1 ,4
h(se t h igs. What I mnvaI is, likv
the time I 1idi't want MIuinv I
teach mt to makv waffh-v and I
riot a corril ugated hand. Or t ie
time my steady decid(d tf, te.lvl.
me i;sIer for pennlies and I ; l
still paYing fwr our dhites from th
d(h'. . And I utteryy r-fuse 't dis
r'ISs the time mliy hligh schooi gyrm
Iachvr. .\iss Flitzenhaum, de<i<hd
I shoui l 1arin to tramllpfoli..n. Th4.
scareis with rmle stili.
I arl just niot good at ganes.
rually. with two mid-se e( -.
Did YouGoTo
Artist Series?
BY J.OAN WOLCOTT
Assistant -'eature Editor
Why does Joe K. College rmiss
Artist Series presentat ions '? Stu
dvnts confronted with this ques
ti in front of the Zusst! Ilfouse
gave a variety of reasons. Of ap
proximately 50 people. four had
t terded the iperfornaixe' given
by \areI and 1aill1y and hii
: h:r1nti rs de 'aris. The Remain1
Ir haIld the foll.wing reasns for
illsen"ce.
"T1% ttell thte truth, I didn't
know anything about it."
"'I knoxW I had a good reason
I t g.1 iri . I.ut I don't remem.
hcr it."
I had t w,rk.
Irs. a d be., . . I th111 . r I ha
q1:z 1h,11cx'
I had allar \
I 1 a, t w lat '.
"N4 reaswi."
"I !ivu forty ites awa
"I forgot vh .
"Whenwer'he here
"'I didn't have a date.'
"'I wen' somewhere lse'."
It didnr't sound liKe it wouldI
it any' good."'
"1' nont a st udent."
The mrajurity of those itr
-iewed said that they wer' tlarn
dug to attend the pert'ormarnce of
ig in your twenties
lids groomed with 'Vaiseline' Iair'
spiecially made to use with wat er.
ur hatir of grooming oils. Alcohol
too. But 'V aseline' Ilair Tonic
putre light grooming oil that r'e
s. So don't bie the varsity dIrag -
mf your hair - and oh, you kid !
NlE HAIR
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