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GrinW By KEN When you're young you do a lot of wishful thinking. As you grow older you do a lot of thoughtful wishing. * * * "My son's home from college." "How do you know?" "I haven't had a letter from him in three weeks." * * * "May I have another cookie?" "Another cookie, what?" "Please." "Please what?" "Please mother." "Please mother, what?" "Please mother, dear." "Hell, no. You've had six al ready." * * * The height of bad luck - sea sickness and lockjaw. * * * "There's something abdLt ier figure that appeals to me, but I can't seem to be able to put my finger on it." * * * A clergyman who had been badly beaten on the links by one of hia parishioners thirty years his senior, returned to the club house rather disgusted. "Cheer up," his opponent said. "Remember, you win at the finish. You'll probably be burying me someday." "Even then," replied the preacher, "It will be your hole." * * * "My girl has varicose veins, Doc tor. What do you advise?" "Rubber stockings." "But Doctor! How do I know she will let me?" * * * Senior: "What's wrong with these eggs?" Waitress: "Don't ask me, I only laid the table." * * * Luke: "Have you heard about my new book dealing with the sex life of the Indians?" Dick: "No, what's it called." Luke: "The Lust of the Mohi cans." At the Theatres NEXT WEEK Palmetto Sunday thru Wednesday "Follow The Sun" Glenn FORD Anne BAXTER Carolina Sunday thru Saturday "Up Front" David WAYNE Tern EWELL Ritz Sunday thru Thursday "Short Gr a" Rod CAME N Cathy DOW Sunday and "Tarzan nd Leopard oman" Johnny WEISMUELLER Brenda JOYCE 5 Points $0 Sunday and Monday RAYMOND MASSEY In H. 0. WELLS' "Shape of Things to Come" Starlite Drive-In Sunday thru Tuesday Rudyard Kipling's "Kim" Errol FLYNN Dean STOCKWELL In Color "Happy anniversary, r. Nor we'll step out to the VAR Y R delicious Chicken-In-A-Baa PROM C ith Ken POWELL "Am I the first boy you've ever kissed?" "Are you being funny or are you working for Kinsey?" * " " A man had a habit of coming home three or four times a week completely sozzled, so his wife de termined to teach him a lesson. With the aid of a sheet and a floor lamp she made a fair imitation of a ghost. She went in and shook her husband. "Wash thish ?" he murmured. "This is the devil," was the an swer. "Shake, ole buddy," he said, "I married your sister." * * * A professor who comes in late is rare; in fact, he is in a class by himself. Silver Star Is Awarded By Navy To USC Graduate Lt. Richard O. Young, U. S. N., a university graduate, was awarded the Silver Star medal "for gallan try and intrepidity in action" by Captain J. E. Mays, U. S. N., at the Naval hospital in Charleston. Lt. Young is recuperating there from wounds received when his ship sank after striking a mine in the harbor of Wonsan, North Korea, last fall. - Lt. Young was awarded the Bronze Star during World War II 0 BOB-BING ALONG THE AIRWAVES WITH BOB: I hear you went by the flsh can neries ... it's the nearest you've been to a scale in years! BING: Don't you zo too eatiem Bazooka Snoot . ..hey re 1 a premium this year on S or h! " " " BING: You're a girl Private Eye? JUDY GARLAND: Yep...that's me... Sarah Spade. BING: Ama:zing...a good looking Doll like you doing Detectire work. Have you pinched many guys? JUDY: It's about even. " " " BOB: Sorry, we can't take my car to Jay. Sonething's wrong with it. JANE RUSSELL: Bob, what do you put in the gas tank ? BOB: Chesterfields, of course. The car asatisfied, but it won't run. d0B: Everyone know. what "Golf" is .that's a Sporte Term meaning"'Why work for a liv'in gwh en Cr'osby's will. inig to bet." BINO: Steady . .. uwhy I'm playing ao weell the caoddies at the club fight to get me. They consider "Old fling" very easy to caddy for. BOB: "Old1" Bing is right. Sure the caddies fight for you-w'hen you're not luoking they sneak rides on the back of your w,heel chair. BOB: (Gee, what a b,eautiful uniform. L,ook at all that Gold Braid. Do you commi,and the Naval Base, Admiral? BOY: I'm no Admiral ...PIm a bell boy at the Royal llawaiian Hotel. BOB: Then what do those six gold stripes on your sleeve represent ... years of service? BOY: No...chambermald. I've trapped in, the linen closet! e o e BOB: Mly brother'e an electrician. He m,akes light switchee. BENG: Light switche.? Does he work at it all the time? BOB: No, juet of and on. BOB-BING: YAK! YAK! YAK! . . a Enjoy Bob and Bing en radio: Bob every Tuesday night on NBC and Bing every Wednesday night on CBS. toss on your 'glad rags' and STAURANT for some of their SERVICE so@N.MAMN. She Will! Here is Jean Thompson, Caroli Jean is a member of Chi Omega soi transferred from Queen's College I from Carolina in June with an A.B. by Manning Harris.) Charleston's Walla Bill For New Car< High Schoolers Get Two Scholarships From Music Dept. Hugh Williamson, director of the music department, announces the winners of two music scholarships for the fall term 1951-52. Miss Irene Manos, Columbia, violinist and pupil of Mr. Walther Krueger, was awarded a scholar ship offered by Delta Omicron na tional honorary professional music fraternity (Delta Mu chapter) which covers one year's tuition in violin. Mr. William Foote Marshall, Jr., bass-baritone of Darlington, was awarded one year's scholarship in voice. This scholarship was offered by Delta Sigma chapter of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia music fraternity of the university. Both students will be entering the university as freshmen in the fall term of 1951.52. for performance of duty while serving aboard an L. S. T. Last fall Navy Secretary Francis P. Matthews personally awarded him the Purple Heart. Lt. Young graduated from the university in 1942. He is the son of Mrs. May W. Young of Inver ness, Fla. I ,M i sports mai~ InewVAN G IfyurIaa t rl I e I i ormi t C.liforna LtN rot syormawith -rwtheu I A.R a hari prhi Puller wrtd' I PHILLIPS-IONES CORP. teign .. . a's lovely Queen of May for 1951. ority and is a senior this year She n Charlotte, and will be graduated degree in education. (U. S. C. photo ce Introduces lina Stadium Senator 0. T. Wallace of Charles ton recently introduced a bill in the State Senate appropriating $250,000 from the general fund of the state for the purpose of enlarg ing, completing, improving, and re pairing the present Carolina sta dium, including the acquiring of any property necessary for carry ing out the other purposes. Senator Edgar A. Brown of Barnwell raised objection to Sena tor Wallace's request, commenting that the senate should wait and spending by the state as a whole. Senator Wallace told the senate, "All the celebrities have plenty of tickets. All I want to do is have enough room so the little- people can get 5gme tickets. "Besides, I'm tired of having people call me fro'mn' alL or the1 state all during footba' ask ing me to get them tickets. They ought to be able to get them at the university or the game. STATE THEATRE STEVENiS x NICOL DOUGLAS "Bsds I' tie of hain oug to o dr.. ABgabardine I (niesialy sr wthm. . STAT gaadn frn,knte $s.98. iStlo -ad -kedn (epcl martwith a 59, VORt $N.Y. abdie front knited Piano Contest Won By Carolyn Powell Announcement has been made that Miss Carolyn Powell, pianist, of Columbia, was declared winner of the Piano Division of the Stu dent Musicians' Contest of the South Carolina Federation of Mu sic Clubs held at Furman univer sity at Greenville on Saturday, March 31. As winner, Miss Powell appeared in Charlotte on April 14 to compete in the district contest. Miss Powell is a junior piano major studying with Hugh Wil liamson, director of music. Last spring she was awarded one of the scholarships offered by the After noon Music Club of Columbia. She has recently been elected president of Delta Mu chapter of Delta Omi cron, national honorary profes sional music fraternity of the uni versity. LEARN THE WAY Men's Finest Clothing " Kuppenheiner " Kingsridge " Aleo SUITS and TOPCOATS " NEW FELT HATS " Stetson " Schobew40 CLASS FU NISHINGS LAND Co. 1409 MAIN STREET Campus Int Numbe THE @ "So I'm a wise gu -80 what?" LUUUmSeotyt in the classics. but in American sla, "cum lot one-puff cigarette tests. He knows fr sm< intelligent way t j Ik's the sensi et. . whic ply sks yoi on a pa -after-i 'judgments need . Aftel Camels - for 3 days T for Taste), wi More People 9hwn 61n7 0 Marine Commandi Quota For Platooi The Commandant of the Marine Corps has increased the quota of students who may be taken into the Marine platoon leaders class from the university, Major R. G. Mc Master, associate professor of naval science, has announced. Priority in the class has been given to upperclassmen, but this increase will allow freshmen to en ter the program. Members of the platoon leaders THE BIKINI MODEL HAS LOST ITS POPULARITY BUT.. erviews on Cig r 17... WIL U f . udly" whenever he voices his opi They're a snub to his high l.Q. >king experience there's just one 'the mildness of a cigarette. . the 30-Day Camel Mildness Te i to try Camels as a steady smoke ack, day-after-day basis. No snaj r you've enjoyed Camels -. and o in your "T-Zone" (T for Throat, a believe you'll know why ... Smoke Cam hier elgur. t. I reg aaw tnt Ups Student i Leader Class class who complete their training during two summers and who are graduated will be commissioned as second lieutenants in the Marine corps reserve. Members of this program will be draft exempt, Major McMaster said. Those interested in the platoon leaders class may see Major Mc Master or Master Sergeant Kistler at Hamilton college. 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