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jez'. Freshman, after being ribbed by a senior: "Think you're so smart; let me hear you describe a spiral staircase with your hands In your pockets." A gold digger died and all of her worldly Ibssessions, including a parrot, were being auctioned off to the public. "What am I offered for this beautiful bird?" quizzed the auc tioneer. "A dollar," bid a bystander. "Two bucks," roared another. "Make it five," croaked the par rot, "and I'll give you a kiss." -Technology News News items concerning the ill ness of a prominent citizen say: "He is confined to his bed with a trained nurse." -Same First Babe: "I married a man Exams Offered By Civil Service In Textile Work The United States Civil Service Commission has announced an examination to fill scientific aid (cotton) positions in the fields of fiber and textile technology, pay ing from $2,450 to $3,100 a year, in Federal agencies izl- Washing ton, D. C., and vicinity. To qualify for these positions, applicants must pass a written test and, in addition, must have had from 1 to 4 years of appropriate experience, the amount required de pending on the grade level for which they wish to be considered. Provision is made for the substitu tion of appropriate education for the required experience. Full information and application forms may be obtained from most post offices, civil service regional offices, or from the U. S. Civil Service Commission, Washington 25, D. C. Applications must be re ceived in the Commission's Wash ington office not later than April 18, 1950. NEXT WEEK THEATERS 8056y t1tru saturdaky 1,W6abash Avenue,) I RABLE V10tor MAURE 1~A11 6 M ata 'Pal a , as O 667ask jforCe thry" dnsa After The Show .. DROP VARSITY RI -an DRIVE il We cater to . .. PARTIES , SOCIALS. S ALES BA BANQUET 1tOOMS F( FOR RESERVATIO AMPLE PARB lests on the fire department." Second Babe: "Volunteer?" First Babe: "Nope, Paw made him." -Same Very often the most attractive tours are contours. -Tiger * * . "Your girl's spoiled, isn't she?" "No, it's just the perfume she's oearing." -Tiger He who laughs last has found a lirty meaning. -Tiger Piano Recital Will Be Given This Evening Hugh Williamson, director of the lepartment of music, will present Ie second of a series of senior re !itals at the chapel when Gertrude Johnston, pianist, appears tonight it 8:30 p. m. Miss Johnston is the daughter >f Mrs. B. R. Johnston of Estill. 3he is a graduate of the Estill iigh school and attended Converse College for two years. She is cor responding. secretary of Delta Delta Delta sorority, and holds the )ffice of warden in Delta Omicron iational professional music fra ernity. The program will be: "Organ Prelude and Fugue in ) Minor," [uxtehude - Prokofieff; "Caprice, rrom 'Alceste'," Gluck-Saint-Saens; 'Sonata, Op. 1, in C Major" (Al egro, Andante, Finale: Allegro !on fuoco), Brahms; "Impromptu n B Flat," Schubert; "Vogel Als Prophet," Schumann; "Rhapsodie Rongroise No. II," Liszt. Evening School Has 940 Students Enrolled At USC I it entroillmeniL in 6he Evenling School of the University Extension Division at present is 940 students; 718 men and 222 women. The enrollment may be broken lown into the following brackets: Armed Forces 42, university stu lents 61, students under the G. 1. Bill of Rights 250, and the balance )f 244 are men and women from ill walks of life. Some are employed in grocery tores, furniture stores, law offices, nternal Revenue Office, Veterans' dministration Office, State Board if Health, City Treasurer's Office, Praveler's Aid Office, Bond Equip nent Co., Marine Recruiting Of ice, life insurance offices, high vay department, and there, are a umber of teachers and principals rom the city schools, the Trade school, and several of the n'earby chools around the county. The Extension Division also has 9 field classes this semester lo ated over the state, wvith an en ollmenit of 2,001. Saturday Night Late Show april Fool's Show. Begins at 11 i. m. Dave Garvin calls It the unniest comedy of the year. But what Is its name? STATE SUN. - SAT. "Intra,der in Dayk BYRAN (:harles .JARMAN N AT STAURANT I GRILL i EETINGS IR AL OCCASIONS NS CALL 2-6733 INC SPACE "Pickin' The PIX Did you see those nine little Gamecocks hailing a cab the other dty. They were so tuck ered out after nine innings of base running against Michigan State they couldn't make it to the Carolina afoot. And who was the cab driver who stuck his head out the win dow? You guessed it! It was Red Skelton, "The oella' Cab Man." And who was b beee-ooo-tiful companion? That \s Gloria De Heaven (uhh, we mea i)e Haven!) It'll be here at the air1ooled (or steam-heated, durn this weather) Carolina on Easter Day. Look for it. The red haid's goofier than ever. Just where were these nine little Gamecocks going? Why, of course, on their way to see Garvin's gigantic, giveaway, goonified April Fool's show. "The early bird catches the worm," Coach Ted Petoskey said upon being asked why he was three (lays early for the show. But where else could they go? The diamondeers were out of a job when the hard-hitting, fleety, Carolina Kids, led by Garrulous Garvin showed up at Melton Field. The new qamecock lineup reads like this: Dave Garvin,' pitcher; Bill Sawyer, catcher: Boy Wigins. first base; Joe Hughes, second base; Henry Moore,'third base; Howard Manlmgreen, shortstop; Ed Bunyan, left field; James Altman, center field; and James Hannah, right field. "That bunch could outrun any club in these parts," says Manager Garvin. If you don't believe him, look around the Carolina Theatre sometime. You'll see them usher ing people around the place like mad with .Garvin standing over them with a big, black whip in his hand. Don't forget the big April Fool's Day Late Show. Uncle Dave says he's got something special for ya. He also has ten free passes to the lucky Gamecocks who first bring a copy of this column to the Carolina's box office. Don't delay. Get 'em while the guy's still stark raving. Clip N-O-W! If you've read this far, sucker, I know you'll be at that Fool April Show. You may sec an upside down movie--never can tell. They're featuring V a u g h a "Mule Train" Monroe as the hero in "Singing Guns" coming to the Carolina soon. Ever heard of Vaughn's an nouncer, Hugh Conover ?? Well, you should-ye. He's a 1937 grad from USC wvho wvorked with WIS wvhile here. His real name's Hugh Distlehurst. You haven't forgotten U,he A pril Day Program, Fool. (I mean, April Fool's D)ay Pro gram.) Egad! Look at this future sched ule: "Reformer and the Red Head" June Allyson and Dick Powell. "Guilty Bystander" - Zachary Scott and Faye Emerson. "Outriders" (in Techicolor) Joel McCrea, Arlene Dahi and James "Battleground" Whittemore. By the way, remember the Day for April's Fool Program!! * --Advertisement a UAARAGUGA May Queen Cc Pictured above are the three cs week for the honor of being crown at the Beauty Pageant last week. Chi Omega; Marilyn McCormac, Alpha Delta Pi. Miss McCormac will serve as maids of honor. (US Former Student R For Refugee Camj The following are excer.pts from a letter written to friends in Co hiambia by Miss Dorothy Phasey. She was graduated from the uni versity in 1947. She was awarded the Sullivan award and Phi Beta Kappa key, and was a member of Alpha Kappa Ganima and Delta Zeta sorority. "It's probably best to begin with my trip to Europe. We were in the air just at dawn flying high over the Alps. Geneva is to date the most beautiful city I've seen. "Too soon our Geneva stay was over and we were on our way into Gu matiy. It seemed like a differ ent world as soon as we crossed the border. Destruction and pov erty were ever-present. There were some areas in Frankfurt in which you could not se a single building standing. The faces of the people were tired and pale looking. "We spent only a day in Frank furt and then started to the Eng lish Sector where we were going to live in tie small town of Soest. "Soest itself is a small medieval town with narrow, cobblestone strOets. A city vall encircles the entire towtn. All the houses are kept in their old style. A city ordinance has been passed requir ing that all houses still be built in the traditional style. "A fter leaving Soest we started our wanderings to the southern part of Germiany. "From Munich wve crossed the border to Austria for the end of the Music Festival, in Salzburg. "After a trip to Bonn, I con tacted Frankfurt where I was in terviewed by the Administrative Officer of the Ruhr Authority who employed me. "Perhaps now is the time to ex ?>lain a little about the wvork of Hendley To Head Mathaemnatics Club TIhe first meeting tof the newly formed Mathematical Society was held Thursday, March 16I. Art T rieber, secretaiy of the society, said'~ that the p)urpose of the torganizat ion is to p)romlote fel lowship among the students with ai comItmon intere'st in mat hematics and later to affiliate wvith a na ional mathematical fraternity. 0Officers who were elected1 to serve this semester are: p)resident, C. S. Hlendley; vice-p)resident, RI. E. Naylor; secretary, A. E. Triebler; treasurer, WV. J. Brandlel ; and pro gram chai rman, C. C. Tison. At the meeting the constitution was ptresented for approval. "SOUT 71CAROL 2 DOObRS FROM THE ntest Finalists ,mpus beauties who competed this d May Queen. They were selected rhey are, left to right, Anita Thee, Kappa Delta; and "Boo" DuBose, was elected queen, and the others C Photo by Tom Teal) equests Clothes is In Europe the Ruhr Authority. The aim of the Authority is to international ize the resources of the Ruhr for the be'nefit of aill countrties ini Eu rope. In this way all the coal and iron of this area will Ie distributed equally among other nations. thus eliminating the potential w a r threat of a perhaps 'militaristic Germanv. "Dusseldorf is a very lovely city, better known by the Germans as the Paris of Germany. The busi ness section in which we work is quite modern and a great deal of rebuilding has taken place. Away frdm the business areas the sight is the same as that seen all through Germany, rubble and partially de stroyed houses. "I have a little project going on that perhaps you can use some on the campus in helping me pro mote. I am trying to collect as many clothing parcels as possible to be distributed to refugee camps. The parcels would be distributed to a refugee camp with which I am acquainted. "The plight of the refugees i: heart-rending. Nany of them have escaped from the Russian area bringing only what they coould carry on their hacks as they slip ped across the border. The condi ttitns they liv~e in arc imnprloving, te, but it is not com fortableik when a family of 10 live in one room,. wher they eat, sleep) andl cook. "Anything at all that could he senit w.outld he great ly appr)teciated. Just send the clothing in carte of my A P~O nunmber'; it will then ar' r*ive mtoreC quickly, and less ex peniisiv~ely. "My address is IAR, APO No. 757, eco P. M., New York City, N. Y." The next meeting of thet socity will be held at 8:00t p. im., Thuri s.. day. in Sloan 204. All stuidenits hav'i ng comp)letedl 12 semest et houris of mat hemiaties ate invirited'( to attend. 1457 MADN CANDY SHOrn 1fl9 M AI $1. COLU&MUIA S. C. DN A'S~ FINE ST " CAROLINA THEATRE J. Byrnes, Will Join I By BETSY I Campus To be initiated into Calhour national legal fraternity are J retary of State and a Justice ( Edward L. Fishburne, Associa lina Supreme Court; Samuel L. of South Carolina, and D. Gc the South Carolina Supreme ( The initiation service will b( Business Fraternity To Initiate Eleven university students suc cessfully completed this past week the initiation requirements of Alpha Kappa Psi, national profes sional husiness fraternity. Alpha Kappa Psi is a national oiganizationi for selected future busi nessmen where mutual profes sional problens may be discussed and means piovided for their solu tion. Successfully completing require ments for menmbership are: Wil hiam Herbert Strickland, Columbia; Claude William Brown, Jr., Flor ence; Hubert Mack Diimmery, Co iumbia; William) Osborne Spencer. Cheraw; Carroll H. Mrooks and In stiuctor- Heniry Ellenberg. Gr.een wood; .I.ie Everet Crouch, Jr.. Ellenton and (olumbia: Elmer Houston Davi.* Timmonsville: Luke Everette Chewning. Bishop ville and Columbia: Robert L. Alt man. Georigetown; and William F. Fleming. l.ancaster. A party will he given in honor of the new members tomorroW at George's Pond, Lexington. Baptist Students H ave Banquet 'Love Symphony' The "Symiphony of Love" ban quet, sponsored by the Baptist Stu dent lnion of the university, was held in the Fir-st Baptist church Sunday night. Mliss Estelle Slater, awsociate southwide student secretary, of Nashville, Tennessee, was the guest speaker. She spoke on "Live, Love. and Lik."- Miss Slater also pre sented a skit at the piano entitled "l'ialo Courtship." The theme, "Symphony of ILove," was caUrried out through the entire hanquet. Beethoven's "Fifth Sym phony" wIas played while the food was bteintg served. "Why D)on't You Haul Off and Love Me." "The Courtin'," and "All Itecause You Kissed Me Good ntight."' were sunig by Shirley Ann Hugginas. "Symphony" was sung by D)ouglas Jotnes, "My Hero" and "I Love Thee, Dear," by Sue Prickle, and "Some Enchanted Eventintg," by Cat'roll Abernathy. Guests at the banquet included I Ir. RobIert E. Naylor, 'Pastor of the get a line on these p I Van Gab si Completely washable! . ju Van Gab. And what gad * seen! Silky-smooth gaa Oter and wears. Comes i) fabrics . . .shown here is 9Van Hbus "the world's sin 1JLP3 .1ONE. COR P. Page Three Justices JSC Group (NOWLTON Editor Inn of Phi Delta Phi, inter ames F. Byrnes, former See f the Supreme Court in 1947; ted Justice of the South Caro Prince, dean of the law school rdon Baker, Chief Justice of :ourt. held for these new honorary members and the twenty-four mien pledged last spring on April 11, at 3 p. mi., the weekend that has been selected for dedication of the new law building. Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of New Jersey., Arthur T. Vanderbilt, Associate Justice, Taylor H1. Stukes of the South Carolina Supreme Court, Honorable Christie Ben,et, and Thomas H. Pope, Speaker of the South Caiolina House of Represen tatives, and alumni of Phi Delta Phi are planning to come to assist at the initiation ceremony. Immediately following the initia tion ceremony there will be a re ception at the Woman's Club to which the ladies, have been invited as well as all the members of Phi Delta Phi in the state. There are about 200 members expected. Dur ing the initiation ceremony the ladies will be conducted on a tour of tle new law building. The t wenty-four students being initiated are: H-. G. Bell, H. L. Brown, W. '. Culbertson. .1. E. Cumhee, .1. 1). Dowle. Jr., W. H. Duncan, R. S. Galloway. Jr., G. H. Grant, B. H. Greer,. G. C. James, L. B. Johnson, Ji.. R. J. Jones, Melton Klignian, Gene Lewis, S. P. Manning. Eugene Frost. C. L.'Mv Dade, E. L. Nettles., H. V. Sandi fer, T. D. Sloan, Jr., C. W. Vaughn, M. K. Younts, John Lindsay, J. L. Lempesis, and W. E. Skinner. Calhoun Inn of Phi Delta Phi was started, but at the outbreak of the second World War, the group became inactive. It was reactivated in 19149. The purposes and objec tive. of this orgalizatiVI- iAJ V VO promote a higher standard of pro fessional ethics and culture in this law school and in the profession at large. To accomplish this the first ob ject of Phi Delta Phi is to instill high principles of honor and in tegrity in the law student. Its second objective is to recognize those men who are already in .the profession and have exhibited these qualities. New officers of Calhoun inn have been elected. Pat Perrin has taken over the posit ion of l agister, assisted by Scot ty Norris, Clerk ; Ralph Bailey, Exchequer; and L.anville Mengedoht, Historian. The University of South Ci(aro lin a's co-operative store was set uip in Flinni Hall in 1919. First Baptist church, Dr. W. M. Whiteside, suipeiritndent of the Bapt ist Hospital. and Rev. 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