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jez'.
Freshman, after being ribbed by
a senior: "Think you're so smart;
let me hear you describe a spiral
staircase with your hands In your
pockets."
A gold digger died and all of her
worldly Ibssessions, including a
parrot, were being auctioned off
to the public.
"What am I offered for this
beautiful bird?" quizzed the auc
tioneer.
"A dollar," bid a bystander.
"Two bucks," roared another.
"Make it five," croaked the par
rot, "and I'll give you a kiss."
-Technology News
News items concerning the ill
ness of a prominent citizen say:
"He is confined to his bed with a
trained nurse."
-Same
First Babe: "I married a man
Exams Offered
By Civil Service
In Textile Work
The United States Civil Service
Commission has announced an
examination to fill scientific aid
(cotton) positions in the fields of
fiber and textile technology, pay
ing from $2,450 to $3,100 a year,
in Federal agencies izl- Washing
ton, D. C., and vicinity.
To qualify for these positions,
applicants must pass a written test
and, in addition, must have had
from 1 to 4 years of appropriate
experience, the amount required de
pending on the grade level for
which they wish to be considered.
Provision is made for the substitu
tion of appropriate education for
the required experience.
Full information and application
forms may be obtained from most
post offices, civil service regional
offices, or from the U. S. Civil
Service Commission, Washington
25, D. C. Applications must be re
ceived in the Commission's Wash
ington office not later than April
18, 1950.
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Second Babe: "Volunteer?"
First Babe: "Nope, Paw made
him."
-Same
Very often the most attractive
tours are contours.
-Tiger
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"Your girl's spoiled, isn't she?"
"No, it's just the perfume she's
oearing."
-Tiger
He who laughs last has found a
lirty meaning.
-Tiger
Piano Recital
Will Be Given
This Evening
Hugh Williamson, director of the
lepartment of music, will present
Ie second of a series of senior re
!itals at the chapel when Gertrude
Johnston, pianist, appears tonight
it 8:30 p. m.
Miss Johnston is the daughter
>f Mrs. B. R. Johnston of Estill.
3he is a graduate of the Estill
iigh school and attended Converse
College for two years. She is cor
responding. secretary of Delta
Delta Delta sorority, and holds the
)ffice of warden in Delta Omicron
iational professional music fra
ernity.
The program will be: "Organ
Prelude and Fugue in ) Minor,"
[uxtehude - Prokofieff; "Caprice,
rrom 'Alceste'," Gluck-Saint-Saens;
'Sonata, Op. 1, in C Major" (Al
egro, Andante, Finale: Allegro
!on fuoco), Brahms; "Impromptu
n B Flat," Schubert; "Vogel Als
Prophet," Schumann; "Rhapsodie
Rongroise No. II," Liszt.
Evening School
Has 940 Students
Enrolled At USC
I it entroillmeniL in 6he Evenling
School of the University Extension
Division at present is 940 students;
718 men and 222 women.
The enrollment may be broken
lown into the following brackets:
Armed Forces 42, university stu
lents 61, students under the G. 1.
Bill of Rights 250, and the balance
)f 244 are men and women from
ill walks of life.
Some are employed in grocery
tores, furniture stores, law offices,
nternal Revenue Office, Veterans'
dministration Office, State Board
if Health, City Treasurer's Office,
Praveler's Aid Office, Bond Equip
nent Co., Marine Recruiting Of
ice, life insurance offices, high
vay department, and there, are a
umber of teachers and principals
rom the city schools, the Trade
school, and several of the n'earby
chools around the county.
The Extension Division also has
9 field classes this semester lo
ated over the state, wvith an en
ollmenit of 2,001.
Saturday Night Late Show
april Fool's Show. Begins at 11
i. m. Dave Garvin calls It the
unniest comedy of the year. But
what Is its name?
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Did you see those nine little
Gamecocks hailing a cab the
other dty. They were so tuck
ered out after nine innings of
base running against Michigan
State they couldn't make it to
the Carolina afoot.
And who was the cab driver
who stuck his head out the win
dow? You guessed it! It was Red
Skelton, "The oella' Cab Man."
And who was b beee-ooo-tiful
companion? That \s Gloria De
Heaven (uhh, we mea i)e Haven!)
It'll be here at the air1ooled (or
steam-heated, durn this weather)
Carolina on Easter Day. Look for
it. The red haid's goofier than
ever.
Just where were these nine
little Gamecocks going? Why,
of course, on their way to see
Garvin's gigantic, giveaway,
goonified April Fool's show.
"The early bird catches the
worm," Coach Ted Petoskey said
upon being asked why he was
three (lays early for the show. But
where else could they go? The
diamondeers were out of a job
when the hard-hitting, fleety,
Carolina Kids, led by Garrulous
Garvin showed up at Melton Field.
The new qamecock lineup
reads like this:
Dave Garvin,' pitcher; Bill
Sawyer, catcher: Boy Wigins.
first base; Joe Hughes, second
base; Henry Moore,'third base;
Howard Manlmgreen, shortstop;
Ed Bunyan, left field; James
Altman, center field; and James
Hannah, right field.
"That bunch could outrun any
club in these parts," says Manager
Garvin. If you don't believe him,
look around the Carolina Theatre
sometime. You'll see them usher
ing people around the place like
mad with .Garvin standing over
them with a big, black whip in his
hand.
Don't forget the big April
Fool's Day Late Show. Uncle
Dave says he's got something
special for ya.
He also has ten free passes
to the lucky Gamecocks who
first bring a copy of this column
to the Carolina's box office.
Don't delay. Get 'em while the
guy's still stark raving. Clip
N-O-W!
If you've read this far, sucker,
I know you'll be at that Fool April
Show. You may sec an upside
down movie--never can tell.
They're featuring V a u g h a
"Mule Train" Monroe as the hero
in "Singing Guns" coming to the
Carolina soon.
Ever heard of Vaughn's an
nouncer, Hugh Conover ?? Well,
you should-ye. He's a 1937 grad
from USC wvho wvorked with WIS
wvhile here. His real name's Hugh
Distlehurst.
You haven't forgotten U,he
A pril Day Program, Fool. (I
mean, April Fool's D)ay Pro
gram.)
Egad! Look at this future sched
ule:
"Reformer and the Red Head"
June Allyson and Dick Powell.
"Guilty Bystander" - Zachary
Scott and Faye Emerson.
"Outriders" (in Techicolor)
Joel McCrea, Arlene Dahi and
James "Battleground" Whittemore.
By the way, remember the Day
for April's Fool Program!!
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Pictured above are the three cs
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Chi Omega; Marilyn McCormac,
Alpha Delta Pi. Miss McCormac
will serve as maids of honor. (US
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For Refugee Camj
The following are excer.pts from
a letter written to friends in Co
hiambia by Miss Dorothy Phasey.
She was graduated from the uni
versity in 1947. She was awarded
the Sullivan award and Phi Beta
Kappa key, and was a member of
Alpha Kappa Ganima and Delta
Zeta sorority.
"It's probably best to begin with
my trip to Europe. We were in
the air just at dawn flying high
over the Alps. Geneva is to date
the most beautiful city I've seen.
"Too soon our Geneva stay was
over and we were on our way into
Gu matiy. It seemed like a differ
ent world as soon as we crossed
the border. Destruction and pov
erty were ever-present. There were
some areas in Frankfurt in which
you could not se a single building
standing. The faces of the people
were tired and pale looking.
"We spent only a day in Frank
furt and then started to the Eng
lish Sector where we were going
to live in tie small town of Soest.
"Soest itself is a small medieval
town with narrow, cobblestone
strOets. A city vall encircles the
entire towtn. All the houses are
kept in their old style. A city
ordinance has been passed requir
ing that all houses still be built in
the traditional style.
"A fter leaving Soest we started
our wanderings to the southern
part of Germiany.
"From Munich wve crossed the
border to Austria for the end of
the Music Festival, in Salzburg.
"After a trip to Bonn, I con
tacted Frankfurt where I was in
terviewed by the Administrative
Officer of the Ruhr Authority who
employed me.
"Perhaps now is the time to ex
?>lain a little about the wvork of
Hendley To Head
Mathaemnatics Club
TIhe first meeting tof the newly
formed Mathematical Society was
held Thursday, March 16I.
Art T rieber, secretaiy of the
society, said'~ that the p)urpose of
the torganizat ion is to p)romlote fel
lowship among the students with
ai comItmon intere'st in mat hematics
and later to affiliate wvith a na
ional mathematical fraternity.
0Officers who were elected1 to
serve this semester are: p)resident,
C. S. Hlendley; vice-p)resident, RI. E.
Naylor; secretary, A. E. Triebler;
treasurer, WV. J. Brandlel ; and pro
gram chai rman, C. C. Tison.
At the meeting the constitution
was ptresented for approval.
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equests Clothes
is In Europe
the Ruhr Authority. The aim of
the Authority is to international
ize the resources of the Ruhr for
the be'nefit of aill countrties ini Eu
rope. In this way all the coal and
iron of this area will Ie distributed
equally among other nations. thus
eliminating the potential w a r
threat of a perhaps 'militaristic
Germanv.
"Dusseldorf is a very lovely city,
better known by the Germans as
the Paris of Germany. The busi
ness section in which we work is
quite modern and a great deal of
rebuilding has taken place. Away
frdm the business areas the sight
is the same as that seen all through
Germany, rubble and partially de
stroyed houses.
"I have a little project going
on that perhaps you can use some
on the campus in helping me pro
mote. I am trying to collect as
many clothing parcels as possible
to be distributed to refugee camps.
The parcels would be distributed
to a refugee camp with which I
am acquainted.
"The plight of the refugees i:
heart-rending. Nany of them have
escaped from the Russian area
bringing only what they coould
carry on their hacks as they slip
ped across the border. The condi
ttitns they liv~e in arc imnprloving,
te, but it is not com fortableik when
a family of 10 live in one room,.
wher they eat, sleep) andl cook.
"Anything at all that could he
senit w.outld he great ly appr)teciated.
Just send the clothing in carte of
my A P~O nunmber'; it will then ar'
r*ive mtoreC quickly, and less ex
peniisiv~ely.
"My address is IAR, APO No.
757, eco P. M., New York City,
N. Y."
The next meeting of thet socity
will be held at 8:00t p. im., Thuri s..
day. in Sloan 204. All stuidenits
hav'i ng comp)letedl 12 semest et
houris of mat hemiaties ate invirited'(
to attend.
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CAROLINA THEATRE
J. Byrnes,
Will Join I
By BETSY I
Campus
To be initiated into Calhour
national legal fraternity are J
retary of State and a Justice (
Edward L. Fishburne, Associa
lina Supreme Court; Samuel L.
of South Carolina, and D. Gc
the South Carolina Supreme (
The initiation service will b(
Business
Fraternity
To Initiate
Eleven university students suc
cessfully completed this past week
the initiation requirements of
Alpha Kappa Psi, national profes
sional husiness fraternity.
Alpha Kappa Psi is a national
oiganizationi for selected future
busi nessmen where mutual profes
sional problens may be discussed
and means piovided for their solu
tion.
Successfully completing require
ments for menmbership are: Wil
hiam Herbert Strickland, Columbia;
Claude William Brown, Jr., Flor
ence; Hubert Mack Diimmery, Co
iumbia; William) Osborne Spencer.
Cheraw; Carroll H. Mrooks and In
stiuctor- Heniry Ellenberg. Gr.een
wood; .I.ie Everet Crouch, Jr..
Ellenton and (olumbia: Elmer
Houston Davi.* Timmonsville:
Luke Everette Chewning. Bishop
ville and Columbia: Robert L. Alt
man. Georigetown; and William F.
Fleming. l.ancaster.
A party will he given in honor
of the new members tomorroW at
George's Pond, Lexington.
Baptist Students
H ave Banquet
'Love Symphony'
The "Symiphony of Love" ban
quet, sponsored by the Baptist Stu
dent lnion of the university, was
held in the Fir-st Baptist church
Sunday night.
Mliss Estelle Slater, awsociate
southwide student secretary, of
Nashville, Tennessee, was the guest
speaker. She spoke on "Live, Love.
and Lik."- Miss Slater also pre
sented a skit at the piano entitled
"l'ialo Courtship."
The theme, "Symphony of ILove,"
was caUrried out through the entire
hanquet. Beethoven's "Fifth Sym
phony" wIas played while the food
was bteintg served.
"Why D)on't You Haul Off and
Love Me." "The Courtin'," and
"All Itecause You Kissed Me Good
ntight."' were sunig by Shirley Ann
Hugginas. "Symphony" was sung
by D)ouglas Jotnes, "My Hero" and
"I Love Thee, Dear," by Sue
Prickle, and "Some Enchanted
Eventintg," by Cat'roll Abernathy.
Guests at the banquet included
I Ir. RobIert E. Naylor, 'Pastor of the
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Inn of Phi Delta Phi, inter
ames F. Byrnes, former See
f the Supreme Court in 1947;
ted Justice of the South Caro
Prince, dean of the law school
rdon Baker, Chief Justice of
:ourt.
held for these new honorary
members and the twenty-four mien
pledged last spring on April 11, at
3 p. mi., the weekend that has been
selected for dedication of the new
law building. Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court of New Jersey.,
Arthur T. Vanderbilt, Associate
Justice, Taylor H1. Stukes of the
South Carolina Supreme Court,
Honorable Christie Ben,et, and
Thomas H. Pope, Speaker of the
South Caiolina House of Represen
tatives, and alumni of Phi Delta
Phi are planning to come to assist
at the initiation ceremony.
Immediately following the initia
tion ceremony there will be a re
ception at the Woman's Club to
which the ladies, have been invited
as well as all the members of Phi
Delta Phi in the state. There are
about 200 members expected. Dur
ing the initiation ceremony the
ladies will be conducted on a tour
of tle new law building.
The t wenty-four students being
initiated are: H-. G. Bell, H. L.
Brown, W. '. Culbertson. .1. E.
Cumhee, .1. 1). Dowle. Jr., W. H.
Duncan, R. S. Galloway. Jr., G. H.
Grant, B. H. Greer,. G. C. James,
L. B. Johnson, Ji.. R. J. Jones,
Melton Klignian, Gene Lewis, S. P.
Manning. Eugene Frost. C. L.'Mv
Dade, E. L. Nettles., H. V. Sandi
fer, T. D. Sloan, Jr., C. W. Vaughn,
M. K. Younts, John Lindsay, J. L.
Lempesis, and W. E. Skinner.
Calhoun Inn of Phi Delta Phi
was started, but at the outbreak of
the second World War, the group
became inactive. It was reactivated
in 19149. The purposes and objec
tive. of this orgalizatiVI- iAJ V VO
promote a higher standard of pro
fessional ethics and culture in this
law school and in the profession at
large.
To accomplish this the first ob
ject of Phi Delta Phi is to instill
high principles of honor and in
tegrity in the law student. Its
second objective is to recognize
those men who are already in .the
profession and have exhibited these
qualities.
New officers of Calhoun inn
have been elected. Pat Perrin has
taken over the posit ion of l agister,
assisted by Scot ty Norris, Clerk ;
Ralph Bailey, Exchequer; and
L.anville Mengedoht, Historian.
The University of South Ci(aro
lin a's co-operative store was set uip
in Flinni Hall in 1919.
First Baptist church, Dr. W. M.
Whiteside, suipeiritndent of the
Bapt ist Hospital. and Rev. H1arold
Cole, state student secret arv.
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