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A somewhat disturbed woman stood on a corner watching a little boy smoke one cigarette after another. Finally, unable to~bear it any longer, she approached him and said, "Son, why aren't you in school?" ' The boy answered disgustedly, "Hell, lady, I'm only three years old." Porter: "Did you miss your train, sir?" Irate traveler: "Naw, I didn't like its looks, so I chased it out of the station." Two street urchins were watch ing a barber singe a customer's hair. "Gee," said one to the other, "he's hunting them with a light." "Oh Doctor," said the young lady, "will the scar show?" "That, madam," said the doctor, "is entirely up to you." Lad, looking through a .,iescope -God! Friend-Aw, gwan, it ain't that powerful. . Suitor-Sir, may I have your daughter for my wife? Father-Trot your wife around and I'll see Dinner Guest: Will you pass the nuts, professor? A.M.P.: I suppost so, but I real ly should flunk most of them. "Do you think that a girl should learn about life before twenty?" "Absolutely not; that's too large an audience." TODAY'S MEMO ONE-DAY DRY CLEANING ALL WORK GUARANTEED ARROW CLEANERS 1209. Gervals Phone 6471 "The Houst The R. L.BEr ENGRAVED INVITATIOI RECEPTION & A 1440 MA! Columli "A Man Has, a Chance in c Arrow White Shirt!' Quite right, young-man-oh Their perfect-fitting, goodI IrresIstIble. They can "taki long, hard wear. Yaur chol regular or French cuffs. $3. ARROW TIUt . UUWIAmm . ~ANa ~Up! She: Would you' like to see where fi was operated - on for appendi- t4 citis? n He: No, I hate hospitals. 0 t 4 Parasite - A person who goes I through a revolving door without o pushing. I * * * f Joe: Gee, my girl friend is stupid. V Moe: Oh yeah. You should see a mine. She's all bent over. V * * * f "I don't like your boy friend at e all." a "Why?" 9 "He whistles dirty songs." USC Extension Library Offers Aid To Students By RUTH BARKER e Information on almost any sub- 0 ject is available at the Extension Library which is located just In across the street from the horse t shoe, declares Mrs. D. R. Riser, head librarian. 1 One of the main purposes is to serve the citizens of the state who are not attending the university . and to present them with the same advantages enjoyed by the resident students. Package libraries, which are col lections of reference material on a single subject, are sent to all counties in South Carolina and to almost all of the states. Furnished upon request, these libraries are available for a period of two weeks at no charge to the 3 individual borrowing them except c that qf postage. t The package libraries contain i articles clipped from periodicals, t bulletins, pamphlets, leaflets, and < possibly a book or reprint from a < reference work not available for i loan. Another important service of a this group is that of sending text books to the field classes run by I the University Extension Division < in various parts of the state. These I books are returned at the end of t semester. Dr. Harry H. Turiley-IIigh, head i of the department on anthropology 1 and sociology, is engaged in re- t search in Belgium during the cur- E rent year. t of Quality" yan Company iS ANNOUNCEMENTS ( C LT HOME CARDS N STREET C e la, S. C.f 4 ' out-to-ive-ina-cave ookig colar aredownigh a t"toan wllgvyo eeoUracoho xod $5up SHIRTS DKCUMeSO1Eig a Veterans Corner Here are authoritative answers !om the Veterans Administration > four qustions of interest to for ker servicemen: Q. I am taking a course In au )mobile mechanics under the GI ill, but I am afraid I am not cut ut to be a mechanic. What must do to chang? to a different ield? A. After Novemner 1, 1949, you ,ill have to undergo advisement nd guidance from VA before you rill be allowed to change to a dif Drent field of training. Your near t VA office can make necessary rrangements for advisement and uidance. Q. I read somewhere that World Var II veterans will get their ISLI dividends' checks before !hristmas. Can you tell me when will get my NSLI dividend heck? A. There is no possibility that ny NSLI dividend checks will be isailed before January, 1950. Lbout the middle of January, the hecks will be going out at the rate f 200,000 a day. Q. I have a guaranteed loan on ty home and I have suddenly come ito some knoney. May I pay off he balance of my loan at once? A. Yes, you may pay off the >an before it becomes due and rithout any unearned interest or ther penalty. Victim Of You Life Can Get S rn Polar-Club. By WOLFGANG REINBACHER Really, I shouldn't be talking t< ou, not with the cold I have ac. umulated in the last days. I am he victim of my roommates. Al ight, fresh air is healthy, and you lon't have to go around to youi orner drugstore to buy YOUI laily pack of fresh air, so instigat ng, so stimulating, with that tastc f scientific frustration both mer nd women love. No, but below the freezing point like my fresh air in carefu loses. However, I live with tw< ioinefreezers. Every time I leav< he room, they tear open ever) nch of window and all but dis onnect the radiator. The door be ng left oPen, I have to fight a com. ination of hurricane and blizzar< o get back to my desk. As a re ult of this my nose works over ime, my throat feels like I hav( aken a 60-day test of smoking ay, and when I do try to squeez word out of me now and then t sounds like a Russian talking 2nglish wvith a French accent. Is there any cure, for this typc ianiacs, who put thermometers ir ry ice to lower the temperature1 In the other hand, we have mutual haracter traits in a few direc. ions. None of us hears the alarni lock in the morning, which makei 11 8 o'clock classes hit-and-run af sirs, and none of us has a car rith wvhich to improve the under. Neatest' SLines... SARROW j ~DART DALE Both Arrow's Dart and Dc wilt collar that needs no st< Both are Sanforized (shri have butfons that are ancl Both should be seen-droF ARROW DART-long wee ARROW DALE-extra-quc (Regular or French Cuffs) HOPE-CE 1250 MAI) ARROW UIat Six States Enter Debating Teams In Annual Meet The annual Carolina Forensics tournament, in which 15 teams will compete, will be held Nov. 18-19 in Drayton Hall, Professor M. G. Christophersen, director of foren sics and dramatics, has announced. The topic of debate is "Resolved: That the United States should na tionalize non-agricultural indus trie.'' The university won the cham pionship in the women's division last year. The men's championship rank was won by Wake Forest. However, Melton Kligman and Jim Simmons of Carolina attended the national debating tournament in Illinois and returned with top honors. Teams expected to compete in the tournament will include those of the Universities of Georgia, Flor ida, and North Carolina; also, Tennessee Tech, Maryland Wo men's college, Agnes Scott, Fur man, Lenoir-Rhyne and Georgia Tech. Medals will be awarded to the winning teams; gold cups will be given individual men and women champions. The school of social work here was recently accepted by the American Association of Schools of Social Work. r Roommates? orta Tedious Dormitories standing of co-education, like read ing Shakespeare in the soft light of a drive-in theater. So we spend many eveninges in our room, read ing either tru-detective, tru-love, or tru-crimes instead of tru-chemis try, tru-accounting, and tru-eco nomics. It shows in our grades, too. But who wants to be another Einstein? So we get along fine, and even if I need fur-lined pajamas, I I wouldn't want to Tpove anywhere else, except, maybe, to a single room in Sims. But k can dream, can't I? Since we have a radio in our - room, I am becoming more familiar with this type of entertainment. I However, it took me some time to get used to commercials. Back home, every owner of a radio pays a certain monthly fee to the post office, and this money is for the broadcasting stations. They are by far not as numerous as over here. In Western Germany there are less than twenty stations alto gether, and since the money col lected from every listener is dis tributed proportionately to the size of the station, the word "sponsor" is unknown. But till I get back, I'll rush to my favorite store, I'll spend all my money by saving up to 50%~ on this special sale, and I'll realize that my back has beeu ach ing lately. I7.ieyo htnetnn arh In sty>rshaldy ka.gie lesu thatneat) Both tored on to stoyl in todayl ring broadcloth $3.65. lity broadcloth $4.50. IAVIS Co. 4I STREET ERSny STYLS. .... Blue Key Taps New Seven new members have bee tapped by the university chapte of Blue Key National Honor Fra ternity, Frank Eppes of Greenvil and chapter president, announce today. The new members include Fre S. Sosnuski, John's Island; Donal A. Campbell, Camden; James I Newbury, Brevard, N. C.; Richar M. Dunham, Jacksonville, Fla Roger W. Wilson, Macon, Ga Samuel S. Sorota, Dorcheste Mass.; and Grady A .Decell, Jaci son, Miss. Membership in Blue Key based on good character and pe sonality, plus scholarship ar leadership in campus and unive sity life. Sosnuski is a senior president the YMCA, a member of tht Car( lina Religious Council and a pa. president of the Canterbury Clu He has been active in the YMC for the past several years. Campbell is a senior in tl School of Education, a member ( Kappa Alpha social fraternity, tt Canterbury and German Club representative and president of tf Inter-Fraternity Council, ar treasurer of Kappa Alpha. Newbury is a senior in t1 school of journalism, secretary < Sigma Chi social fraternity, mai aging editor of The Carolina R view magazine, editor 'Y' Nev Letter, editor Gamecock Sig, pres dent of Phi Epsilon Nu journs ism fraternity, and a member the Gamecock staff. Dunham is a junior in ti school of arts and science, stude council representative, master-a arms of Kappa Sigma Kappa se C ca Fraternity Members n vice fraternity, and a member of r the YMCA Cabinet. - Wilson is a senior in the school e of business administration, vice d president of the Block C, member of the Cotillion Club, and holds d letters in football, baseball, and d track. . Sorota is a junior in the school d of business administration, mem ber of Phi Epsilon Pi social fra ternity, Boosters Club, Gamecock business staff, Kappa Sigma r Kappa service fraternity, the Eu phradian Society, and president of the Religious Council. Decell is a senior in the school of arts and science, member of d Kappa Alpha social fraternity, member of Kappa Sigma Kappa service fraternity, member of Block C, and captain of the uni. versity boxing team. Faculty advisor of the Blue Key chapter is Prof. C. F. Mercer, head of the department of physics. Hon orary members include the Hon. e Hugo S. Sims, Prof. F. Devere Smith of the University of South e Carolina, and James F. Byrnes, s, former secretary of state and su. e preme court justice. d ke COLUMBI NOW OPEN UNDER Is STEAKS CHOP. - Meals Served From >f We Spet *e GOOD FOODS it t- Walter (Bake) rTH SMOKERS WHO KNOW. V.., Camels are SOIA of hundreds of men an and only CameIs-for specialists, making wei NOT ONE SINGLI IRRITATON d..e Page Three Law Fraternity Seeks National Group Charter Nineteen law students have formed a legal professional fra ternity and have petitioned the Phi Alpha Delta National Law fra ternity for a charter from that so ciety, it was announced here this week. The Columbia bar has lent its assistance to the new organization in determining the best suited na tional fraternity for the chapter to affiliate with. Fraternity officers have been named as William S. Baker, Jr., Columbia, as justice; D. M. Win ter, Jr., Columbia, vice-justice; Harry L. Cline, Gaffney, treas urer; Marvin B. Poston, Effing ham, marshall; and Harold I. Lind say, Charleston, clerk. Watches Diamonds B. B. HARMON Jeweler Watch, Clock and Jewelry Repairing Telephone 4-1522 2024 Devine St.-Five Points Columbia, S. C. Clocks Jewelry A DINER NEW MANAGEMENT SANDWICHES 11:30 A. M. TILL ? ? ialise in and COFFEE Lee, Manager EVaN ING .TOL.K Tr'S 11 thuf in a coast-to-coast teat I women who smoked Camels - 0 consecutive days, noted throat kly examinations, reported & CASE OF THROAT to smoking CAMELS