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C iiy GIVE DEAR I Ull Popt I have had It. In my P. T. cla live in the fear of god every di Coach said we would just puncl would be hurt and that we'd all this monster comes up to me and little fun. I managed to croak o1 better, and so we put on the glov4 to say a silent prayer, I was on t been a hole in the floor I'd hav< and found my assailant grinning and it was all I could do to get oi a left to tie nose and he return< a left to the head, a left to the after that I lost track. For all good boy. He took me down and of himt wasn't it? Coach said nc on. 'I'm sure I will. Catch it on By the way, I have met some been going over to the I Felt really getting around. There's a and is she a lulu. She's the kind after dark. She's rather short b better not -say anything that mil you know what I mean don't yot the Maxcy Monument soon just t Yes, I'm still having classes al there as hard as I know how. become a genuine sot before you what that means but I know I'll ni close for now but I'll write Love Old man: It says here in the paper that a man is run over in New York every half hour. Old Lady: Poor fell1w. Judge: You've been brought in for intoxication. Inebriant: Thash fine. When do we start? First drunk: Shav. do you know what time it in? Second drunk: Yeah. First drunk: Thanks. Marc Anthony made two famous speeches. One was at Caesar's grave when he said, "I came to bury Caesar, not praise him." The other was at Cleopatra's tent at midnight. "I didn't come here to talk," he said. NEXT WEEK THEATERS SUN- tru WED. JDeadlte" AlaI LADED 0 ItEED SUN. thrU TIJEB. th Street' 8 SU. " MON.r "unger Brothe~1 als~~E PAIGE SUN - ad MON. - 1 9 ; Up. 'OLKS a we've taken up boxing and I ty I have it. Last Wednesday, around a little while, nobody have ,a wonderful time. Well, asks me if I feel like having a it that I wouldn't like anything s. Befdre I'd even had a chance he mat. I swear, Dad, if there'd i gone through it. I looked up at me. I was in mortal terror i my feet. I managed to hit him .d with a right to the stomach, eye, a right to the mouth and of that, though, he was a darn threw me in the shower. Nice t to worry-that I'd soon catch the head. awfully cute girls here. I have k Thigh sorority room and I'm girl there they call "Hot Dot" I'd like to teach me what to do ut she's got-well may'be I'd [ht make Mom blush. But then i, Dad? I'm gonna walk her by 3 get the lowdown on her. the Plaza. I'm really studying Someone said that you had to passed the course. I don't know do good. igain soon. to all ANDREW Drunk (after bumping into the same tree three times): "Losht in an impenetrable forest." * * * The despondent old gentleman emerged from his club and climbed stiffly into his automobile. "Where to, sir?" asked the chauf feur. "Drive off the cliff, James, I'm committing suicide." * * * AIvo-ad -Eve~ hvid nptt.v h2rd, time naming the animals. "Well, Eve," said Adam, "Let's call this one a hippopotamus?" "But darling, why call it a hip popotamus?" "Well, hell, it looks like a hippo potamus, don't it?" A New England epitaph reads: "Here lies an athiest. All dressed up and no place to go." * * * "Hey, you guys, where are you carrying that fellow? Is he drunk?" "Nope." "Sick?" "Nope." "Just a gag, huh?" "Nope." "Dizzy spells, maybe?" "Nope." "Very tired, I guess." "Nope." "Well, what in the hell is wrong with him?" "Dead." Saturday Is Named Ideal By Golf Fans Roy L. Garrett enjoys playing wolf for his recreation. His score is usually between 80 and 90. "I play every Saturday. My preacher won't let me play on Sunday and my boss won't let me play on week days. So that is the only time I have." Garrett usually plays with a four~some. This foursome plays every Saturday unless one is sick or out of town. STATE "THE DOCTOR AND THE GIRL" with Glenn FORD , Janet LEIGH H ER E'S EDGAR ALL Only the diabolical brain TER OF MYsTERY and Tl conceive such a FIENIShl N Jan Miner, NBC's "Lora Law ton" will be in Columbia for the official opening of the new WIS studios. International Worker Talks To kY' Today Mrs. Sten Rodhe, vice-president of the Swedish International Stu dent Service and World Student Relief Committee, will speak to day at 1 p. m. on the second floor of Flinn Hall. Her talk will fol low the regular junior - senior luncheon of YW and YM members, but all students are invited. Mrs. Rodhe's visits to colleges in the South during part of October and November are being sponsored by the Southern Region National Student YWCA and the Southern Area Student Council YMCA. She is a iative of Sweden and now lives in Uppsala in that coun try, where she is a teacher in the secondary schools. In August, she attended a general committee meeting of the World Student Com mittee Federation in Ontario, Canada, and later she attended a Federation meeting in Ohio. Mrs. Rodhe was a delegate to the Amsterdam Assembly of the World Council of Churches in L948. She has been secretary of the 3tudent Christian Movement of 3weden, chairman of the Lunds >erg conference, and a member of he W. S. C. F. on several occa iions. She is married to Dr. Sten Rodhe and is the mother of two mall daughters. Mrs. Rodhe arrived here yester lay and will stay through today. T' Launches Plans For Sadie Hawkins Race On Horseshoe The Social Committee of the Y" met November 7 to complete 'lans for the annual Sadie Haw ins Day Race and Dance to be eld November 17. The race will e at 5 o'clock on the horseshoe nd the dance will begin at 8 'clock in the field house. Bernise Cooper is chairman of he decoration committee. Assist ng are Mary Hoyt Timmerman, vlary Rivers, Faye Dent, Barbara udy, Betty Jane Blackwell, Mary rane Cappelman, Stewart Mullins, rank Owen, Frank Patterson, Bill {aley, and Fred Epting. The (ickaboo Joy Juice will be distilled >y Wimpy and Rita Webb. Barbara McSwain is in charge >f getting prizes for presentation o the best costumed couple, the >est dressed boy and the best iressed girl. The winners will be elected by a judging committee ~omposed of members of the fac alty whose Identities were not dis ~losed by the social committee. OUR LAST.. EN POE .... You "T( But, Ho' FREI of the MAS- TO I' ERROR could storvi "The He BC Stars Plan Visi Jay Jostyn of "Mr. District At torney" fame will attend the WIS gala ceremonies with his wife, a former actress. Fulbright Terms Provide Foreign Graduate Study By CELIA MOORE Dr. Havilah Babcock, head of the English department, announced that there are opportunities for American students to study in foreign countries. The Department of State has an nounced that 648 Americans will be given the opportunity to under take graduate study, teaching, or research abroad during the 1950 51 academic year. These oppor tunities will be granted under the terms of the Fulbright Act. A comparable number of oppor tunities will be available for for eign students to come to the United States for similar purposes. The countries in which these op portunities will be available are Belgium, Luxembourg, Burma, Greece, the Netherlands, New Zealand, the Philippines, the Unit ed Kingdom, and France. ' Competition for these opportuni ties began October 15 and will close on December 1. Additional exchanges in 1950-51 will be carried over in Italy, Nor way, and Iran. The number of grants available in these countries will be announced later. The Fulbright Act, which was passed by the 79th Congress, au thorized the Department of State to use certain foreign currencies and credits acquired through the sale of surplus property abroad for programs of educational ex ahange with other nations. Grants are normally made for one aca lemic year and are renewable only in exceptional cases. Grants to Americans usually include round trip transportation, tuition or a stipend, a living allowvance, and a small amount for necessary bboks and equipment. Grants to foreIgn nationals include round trip trans portation only, and their expenses n the United States must be met from other sources. USC Talent'Will Star In "The Winslow Boy" University talent will again be used in the Town Theatre's next production "The Winslow Boy" which will be presented in Decem ber it. was learned this week from the Theater's producer, Gene Crotty. Casting has not been completed, but the cast will include Prof. Ed ward Noland, as Fred, the photog rapher. Tom Coleman, a student, will play Dickie, The Winslow Boy's brother. "The Winslow Boy" has only re.. cently been released for produc tion after playing in London for two years and in New York for over a year. Advance tickets may be purchased from the theater's office. ...takes on.. )OK IT" Last FRIDA w Will Your Heart Ta We'll repeat ls week's ANOTHER FREE PASS .. . s ake this, our LAST Horror SI E At 'Use a of! t Harry W. Junkin, producer-di etor-author of NBC's "Radi ity Playhouse" will addres Mackie Quave's radio class tomor row morning. Veterans Owe Overpayments On Subsistenc More than 5,000 South Carolin veterans who owe money to th Federal Government as the resul of overpayments of subsistence a] lowance or other benefits, or d( faults on GI loans, may find dE ductions made from their Nationg Service Life Insurance dividendi Edward B. Turner, Manager of th South Carolina Regional Office c the Veterans Administration, diE closed today. Mr. Turner said that all or pair of their share of the forthcomin dividend may be needed to cove their debts to the government. All of the individuals concerne are aware of their indebtedness t the govbrnment and know that i is deductable from other VA pa3 ments to which they may be er titled. Most of these debts were incui red as the result of overpayment on subsistence allowance to vel erans taking education or trainin under the GI bill. Overpayment result when the veteran or th school or training establishmen fails to notify the VA that train ing has been interrupted. Other types of indebtedness ar overpayments on pension, compen sation or readjustment allowance and losses nade good to lenders oi Jefaulted GI 'loans. Greyhound Offers Buses for Charter To Football Gamei The Atlantic Greyhound Bu :ompany has extended its servicel o the university and campus or ranizations, Bill Gibbes, newly ap >ointed campus representative, an iounced this week.. Gibbes said the extension wouk live campus groups the opportun ty to charter transportation buses iirectiy from the student repre entative. Tentative plans are being com leted for charter trips to th4 3eorgia Tech game November 19 Anyone interested in this tril should contact Bill Gibbes at Roon 129, Preston dormitory or cal Preston second floor before No rember 16. PATRON E'S University Quality Cleaners and Dyers Pressing While You Wait 1209 Pendleton St. Columbia Telephone 8.4442 iTTLE0OF H( ?Y .. . ke This! offer... If you canF- - The ORIGIN 11 P. M. CENSORED ,,ros famous andI I weho .mae h.i NBC Stars T Drama Serie By BARBARA Harry W. Junkin, producer, < "Radio City Playhouse," and J ton" will address Mackie Quay vember 12, Mr. Quave announc These stars and several o NBC's "Mr. District Attorney, junction with the official open: studio building November 20. Junkin will arrive in Columbia this week to audition local tilent for supporting roles in his popular drama series. Jan Miner, out standing radio network actress. will be featured in the leading role. Auditions are scheduled for . Wednesday .and Thursday Novem a ber 16-17 at the WIS studios. Any s one interested in auditioning for - a speaking role in the play is asked to obtain an audition appli cation from Drayton Hall or from the Gamecock office immediately. Junkin's successful career has been marked by his impulsive na ture. Before his association with 1 "Playhouse" he traveled through o Europe, prompted only by an im a pulse. In Canada he proved him e self successful on a Canadian net t work. Insomnia one night caused another of Junkin's sudden deci sions. This time he decided that l|he would come to the United States ,|and try his hand at the directing, |producing and writing of a radio f series. - Throughout Junkin's career, one axiom has been sustained. He has t always believed that "Radio peo K ple belong in radio and Hollywood r stars should remain in Holly wond." During his numerous radio 0 broadcasts he has endeavored to t prove his convictions concerning - stars. - Last summer, however, he di rected "Eight at Request" a radio series starring such Hollywood celebrities as Van Johnson and Barry Fitzgerald. Miss Jan Miller in addition to her regular role as "Lora Lawton" is also heard on such radio shows t as "Road of Life" and "Right to - Happiness." This blue-eyed blonde from Bos ton began her career with a stock FORMAL WEAR - For Rent Wright-Johnston I INCORPORATED Men'. 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Jostyn enjoys spending his spare time visiting courtrooms where he often sits with outstanding legal personalities in order to acquaint himself with the authentic atmos phere of the courtroom. Activities designed to prevent juvenile delinquency seem to inter est him, as exhibited by the active part he takes in the community life at Manhasset, Long Island. In Manhasset he is the chair man of the Adult Committee of the Youth Council. In recognition of his outstanding work in the wel fare of the youth of America he was recently awarded a scroll of merit from the New York Uni versity School of Education. Reformer: "And furthermore, Hell is just filled with cocktails, roulette wheels, a n d naughty chorus girls." Voice from the rear: "Oh death, where is thy sting?" COLUMBIA DAIRIES Telephone 4-3171 MILK * * * ICE CREAM 917 MaIn Street COLUMBIA, S. C. !N AT STAURANT d 2 GRILL MEETINGS NQUETS )R ALL OCCASIONS NS CALL 2-6733 ING SPACE