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GIVE
DEAR I
Ull Popt
I have had It. In my P. T. cla
live in the fear of god every di
Coach said we would just puncl
would be hurt and that we'd all
this monster comes up to me and
little fun. I managed to croak o1
better, and so we put on the glov4
to say a silent prayer, I was on t
been a hole in the floor I'd hav<
and found my assailant grinning
and it was all I could do to get oi
a left to tie nose and he return<
a left to the head, a left to the
after that I lost track. For all
good boy. He took me down and
of himt wasn't it? Coach said nc
on. 'I'm sure I will. Catch it on
By the way, I have met some
been going over to the I Felt
really getting around. There's a
and is she a lulu. She's the kind
after dark. She's rather short b
better not -say anything that mil
you know what I mean don't yot
the Maxcy Monument soon just t
Yes, I'm still having classes al
there as hard as I know how.
become a genuine sot before you
what that means but I know I'll
ni close for now but I'll write
Love
Old man: It says here in the
paper that a man is run over in
New York every half hour.
Old Lady: Poor fell1w.
Judge: You've been brought in
for intoxication.
Inebriant: Thash fine. When do
we start?
First drunk: Shav. do you know
what time it in?
Second drunk: Yeah.
First drunk: Thanks.
Marc Anthony made two famous
speeches. One was at Caesar's
grave when he said, "I came to
bury Caesar, not praise him." The
other was at Cleopatra's tent at
midnight. "I didn't come here to
talk," he said.
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'OLKS
a we've taken up boxing and I
ty I have it. Last Wednesday,
around a little while, nobody
have ,a wonderful time. Well,
asks me if I feel like having a
it that I wouldn't like anything
s. Befdre I'd even had a chance
he mat. I swear, Dad, if there'd
i gone through it. I looked up
at me. I was in mortal terror
i my feet. I managed to hit him
.d with a right to the stomach,
eye, a right to the mouth and
of that, though, he was a darn
threw me in the shower. Nice
t to worry-that I'd soon catch
the head.
awfully cute girls here. I have
k Thigh sorority room and I'm
girl there they call "Hot Dot"
I'd like to teach me what to do
ut she's got-well may'be I'd
[ht make Mom blush. But then
i, Dad? I'm gonna walk her by
3 get the lowdown on her.
the Plaza. I'm really studying
Someone said that you had to
passed the course. I don't know
do good.
igain soon.
to all
ANDREW
Drunk (after bumping into the
same tree three times): "Losht in
an impenetrable forest."
* * *
The despondent old gentleman
emerged from his club and climbed
stiffly into his automobile.
"Where to, sir?" asked the chauf
feur.
"Drive off the cliff, James, I'm
committing suicide."
* * *
AIvo-ad -Eve~ hvid nptt.v h2rd,
time naming the animals.
"Well, Eve," said Adam, "Let's
call this one a hippopotamus?"
"But darling, why call it a hip
popotamus?"
"Well, hell, it looks like a hippo
potamus, don't it?"
A New England epitaph reads:
"Here lies an athiest. All dressed
up and no place to go."
* * *
"Hey, you guys, where are you
carrying that fellow? Is he
drunk?"
"Nope."
"Sick?"
"Nope."
"Just a gag, huh?"
"Nope."
"Dizzy spells, maybe?"
"Nope."
"Very tired, I guess."
"Nope."
"Well, what in the hell is wrong
with him?"
"Dead."
Saturday Is Named
Ideal By Golf Fans
Roy L. Garrett enjoys playing
wolf for his recreation. His score
is usually between 80 and 90.
"I play every Saturday. My
preacher won't let me play on
Sunday and my boss won't let me
play on week days. So that is the
only time I have."
Garrett usually plays with a
four~some. This foursome plays
every Saturday unless one is sick
or out of town.
STATE
"THE DOCTOR
AND THE GIRL"
with
Glenn FORD
, Janet LEIGH
H ER E'S
EDGAR ALL
Only the diabolical brain
TER OF MYsTERY and Tl
conceive such a FIENIShl
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Jan Miner, NBC's "Lora Law
ton" will be in Columbia for the
official opening of the new WIS
studios.
International
Worker Talks
To kY' Today
Mrs. Sten Rodhe, vice-president
of the Swedish International Stu
dent Service and World Student
Relief Committee, will speak to
day at 1 p. m. on the second floor
of Flinn Hall. Her talk will fol
low the regular junior - senior
luncheon of YW and YM members,
but all students are invited.
Mrs. Rodhe's visits to colleges
in the South during part of October
and November are being sponsored
by the Southern Region National
Student YWCA and the Southern
Area Student Council YMCA.
She is a iative of Sweden and
now lives in Uppsala in that coun
try, where she is a teacher in the
secondary schools. In August, she
attended a general committee
meeting of the World Student Com
mittee Federation in Ontario,
Canada, and later she attended a
Federation meeting in Ohio.
Mrs. Rodhe was a delegate to
the Amsterdam Assembly of the
World Council of Churches in
L948. She has been secretary of the
3tudent Christian Movement of
3weden, chairman of the Lunds
>erg conference, and a member of
he W. S. C. F. on several occa
iions. She is married to Dr. Sten
Rodhe and is the mother of two
mall daughters.
Mrs. Rodhe arrived here yester
lay and will stay through today.
T' Launches Plans
For Sadie Hawkins
Race On Horseshoe
The Social Committee of the
Y" met November 7 to complete
'lans for the annual Sadie Haw
ins Day Race and Dance to be
eld November 17. The race will
e at 5 o'clock on the horseshoe
nd the dance will begin at 8
'clock in the field house.
Bernise Cooper is chairman of
he decoration committee. Assist
ng are Mary Hoyt Timmerman,
vlary Rivers, Faye Dent, Barbara
udy, Betty Jane Blackwell, Mary
rane Cappelman, Stewart Mullins,
rank Owen, Frank Patterson, Bill
{aley, and Fred Epting. The
(ickaboo Joy Juice will be distilled
>y Wimpy and Rita Webb.
Barbara McSwain is in charge
>f getting prizes for presentation
o the best costumed couple, the
>est dressed boy and the best
iressed girl. The winners will be
elected by a judging committee
~omposed of members of the fac
alty whose Identities were not dis
~losed by the social committee.
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BC Stars Plan Visi
Jay Jostyn of "Mr. District At
torney" fame will attend the WIS
gala ceremonies with his wife, a
former actress.
Fulbright Terms
Provide Foreign
Graduate Study
By CELIA MOORE
Dr. Havilah Babcock, head of the
English department, announced
that there are opportunities for
American students to study in
foreign countries.
The Department of State has an
nounced that 648 Americans will
be given the opportunity to under
take graduate study, teaching, or
research abroad during the 1950
51 academic year. These oppor
tunities will be granted under the
terms of the Fulbright Act.
A comparable number of oppor
tunities will be available for for
eign students to come to the
United States for similar purposes.
The countries in which these op
portunities will be available are
Belgium, Luxembourg, Burma,
Greece, the Netherlands, New
Zealand, the Philippines, the Unit
ed Kingdom, and France. '
Competition for these opportuni
ties began October 15 and will
close on December 1.
Additional exchanges in 1950-51
will be carried over in Italy, Nor
way, and Iran. The number of
grants available in these countries
will be announced later.
The Fulbright Act, which was
passed by the 79th Congress, au
thorized the Department of State
to use certain foreign currencies
and credits acquired through the
sale of surplus property abroad
for programs of educational ex
ahange with other nations. Grants
are normally made for one aca
lemic year and are renewable only
in exceptional cases. Grants to
Americans usually include round
trip transportation, tuition or a
stipend, a living allowvance, and a
small amount for necessary bboks
and equipment. Grants to foreIgn
nationals include round trip trans
portation only, and their expenses
n the United States must be met
from other sources.
USC Talent'Will Star
In "The Winslow Boy"
University talent will again be
used in the Town Theatre's next
production "The Winslow Boy"
which will be presented in Decem
ber it. was learned this week from
the Theater's producer, Gene
Crotty.
Casting has not been completed,
but the cast will include Prof. Ed
ward Noland, as Fred, the photog
rapher. Tom Coleman, a student,
will play Dickie, The Winslow
Boy's brother.
"The Winslow Boy" has only re..
cently been released for produc
tion after playing in London for
two years and in New York for
over a year. Advance tickets may
be purchased from the theater's
office.
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We'll repeat ls week's
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Harry W. Junkin, producer-di
etor-author of NBC's "Radi
ity Playhouse" will addres
Mackie Quave's radio class tomor
row morning.
Veterans Owe
Overpayments
On Subsistenc
More than 5,000 South Carolin
veterans who owe money to th
Federal Government as the resul
of overpayments of subsistence a]
lowance or other benefits, or d(
faults on GI loans, may find dE
ductions made from their Nationg
Service Life Insurance dividendi
Edward B. Turner, Manager of th
South Carolina Regional Office c
the Veterans Administration, diE
closed today.
Mr. Turner said that all or pair
of their share of the forthcomin
dividend may be needed to cove
their debts to the government.
All of the individuals concerne
are aware of their indebtedness t
the govbrnment and know that i
is deductable from other VA pa3
ments to which they may be er
titled.
Most of these debts were incui
red as the result of overpayment
on subsistence allowance to vel
erans taking education or trainin
under the GI bill. Overpayment
result when the veteran or th
school or training establishmen
fails to notify the VA that train
ing has been interrupted.
Other types of indebtedness ar
overpayments on pension, compen
sation or readjustment allowance
and losses nade good to lenders oi
Jefaulted GI 'loans.
Greyhound Offers
Buses for Charter
To Football Gamei
The Atlantic Greyhound Bu
:ompany has extended its servicel
o the university and campus or
ranizations, Bill Gibbes, newly ap
>ointed campus representative, an
iounced this week..
Gibbes said the extension wouk
live campus groups the opportun
ty to charter transportation buses
iirectiy from the student repre
entative.
Tentative plans are being com
leted for charter trips to th4
3eorgia Tech game November 19
Anyone interested in this tril
should contact Bill Gibbes at Roon
129, Preston dormitory or cal
Preston second floor before No
rember 16.
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By BARBARA
Harry W. Junkin, producer, <
"Radio City Playhouse," and J
ton" will address Mackie Quay
vember 12, Mr. Quave announc
These stars and several o
NBC's "Mr. District Attorney,
junction with the official open:
studio building November 20.
Junkin will arrive in Columbia
this week to audition local tilent
for supporting roles in his popular
drama series. Jan Miner, out
standing radio network actress.
will be featured in the leading role.
Auditions are scheduled for
. Wednesday .and Thursday Novem
a ber 16-17 at the WIS studios. Any
s one interested in auditioning for
- a speaking role in the play is
asked to obtain an audition appli
cation from Drayton Hall or from
the Gamecock office immediately.
Junkin's successful career has
been marked by his impulsive na
ture. Before his association with
1 "Playhouse" he traveled through
o Europe, prompted only by an im
a pulse. In Canada he proved him
e self successful on a Canadian net
t work.
Insomnia one night caused
another of Junkin's sudden deci
sions. This time he decided that
l|he would come to the United States
,|and try his hand at the directing,
|producing and writing of a radio
f series.
- Throughout Junkin's career, one
axiom has been sustained. He has
t always believed that "Radio peo
K ple belong in radio and Hollywood
r stars should remain in Holly
wond."
During his numerous radio
0 broadcasts he has endeavored to
t prove his convictions concerning
- stars.
- Last summer, however, he di
rected "Eight at Request" a radio
series starring such Hollywood
celebrities as Van Johnson and
Barry Fitzgerald.
Miss Jan Miller in addition to
her regular role as "Lora Lawton"
is also heard on such radio shows
t as "Road of Life" and "Right to
- Happiness."
This blue-eyed blonde from Bos
ton began her career with a stock
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%n Miner, NBC's "Lora Law
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ed recently.
'hers including Jay Jostyn,
will be in Columbia in con
ng of the new WIS-WIS-FM
!ompany and radio broadcast in
ier home state. She owns a farm .'
n Meredith, New Hampshire, and
readily admits that farming is her
hiobby.
With reference to Miss Miner's
versatility in the radio field, WIS
General- Manager Richard Shafto
said, "She can play any role from
an insane woman to a demure
adolescent."
Jay Jostyn, better known as
"Mr. District Attorney" is a na
tive of Milwaukee and attended
Marquette University and the
Wisconsin Conservatory of Music.
Jostyn enjoys spending his spare
time visiting courtrooms where he
often sits with outstanding legal
personalities in order to acquaint
himself with the authentic atmos
phere of the courtroom.
Activities designed to prevent
juvenile delinquency seem to inter
est him, as exhibited by the active
part he takes in the community
life at Manhasset, Long Island.
In Manhasset he is the chair
man of the Adult Committee of the
Youth Council. In recognition of
his outstanding work in the wel
fare of the youth of America he
was recently awarded a scroll of
merit from the New York Uni
versity School of Education.
Reformer: "And furthermore,
Hell is just filled with cocktails,
roulette wheels, a n d naughty
chorus girls."
Voice from the rear: "Oh death,
where is thy sting?"
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