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Giv DEAR Ii Pop, This week is Rat Week, and thl men don't get enough points, they ting frantic now, I think that I oi a sophomore, told me that I could He also told me I would lose my quired amount of points. I would I Another of my friends got m4 out to one of these exclusive Colu fine, sweet, demure girl, who like rather confusJng, though, 'cause 91 We danced many times togeth a rhumba standing sorta' close tog We told a number of nice in1 I didn't quite understand. She mu of the boys call her San Quentin i We held hands coming home, she was really as bad as I might I wanted to tell you all about but the details still seem a little down and refresh my memory ag next letter. Tell Muriel I'm still her boyf possible. Newspaper item: "Mrs. Lottio Prim was granted a divorce wher she testified that since. her mar. riage, her husband had spoken t< her but three times. She wai awarded the custody of their thre4 children. "We'll have to rehearse that,' said the undertaker as the coffir fell out of the car. Traveler: "Quick, give me i round trip ticket!" Clerk: "Where to?" Traveler: "Back here, you fool!' They were having just one mor4 at the bar when an old friend previously quite normal, cami through the- door, walked up th4 wall, across the ceiling, down th4 other wall and disappeared out oi the door. There was a moment o: TAYLOR MADE CLOTHES DISTINCTIVE STYLING 0. ALL AND ANY STYLE 300 PATTERNS TO CHOOSE $3950 up The DaddyJunior Shop 1919 Blossom St. At 5 Points Phone 2.7332 WHY WALK a Laundry and Dry There's a Station < cially. for stude e SPECIAL RATI * HOURS - 9-5; UN IV LAUNDRY & SER FOLKS ngs are really popping. If the Fresh. have some penalty to pay. I'm get. ily have about 25. A friend of mine, get points for writing a letter home, hat and aft if I didn't get my re Iate to lose my rat cap. ) a blind date the other night to ge mbia nite clubs. My date was a very d to spend a quiet evening. (It was Ne drank a case of beer.) er and she taught me how to dance ether. These girls are really talented iocent jokes, too, but some of them Ft like good food, too, because some auail and she left telling me not to thinli think. the night study rooms at the Plaza, foggy in my mind. Maybe I can gc ain and I'll tell you about it in my riend and am remaining as true a Love to all. ANDREW stunned silence, then, "What in the k world is the matter with thai - guy ?" I "Yeah, he didn't even speak tc I US." "What's your cat's name?" "Ben Hur." "How did you hit on that name?' "Well, we called it Ben until it had kittens." "This pen leaks," said the con vict, "as the rain-came through the roof." "Are you going to wear tails to the party?" "Dan't bother me; I'm late and have no time to discuss evolution.' "He certainly knows all the an. swers. "He should; he's been out witt all the questionable girls." Freshman: "What do you repaii these shoes with?" Cobbler: "Hide." Freshman: "Why should I hide? Cobbler: "Hide, hide. The cow'i outside." Freshman: "Let her come in. I'n not afraid." Tourist (having looked over his. toric castle) to butler: We've madi a stupid mistake. I tipped his lord. ship instead of you. Butler: That's awakward. I'l never get it now. A traveling salesman had jusl purchased the last Pullman reser. vation and wvas leaving the tickel window. Suddenly an elderly wvom an rushed up and cried, "I've got to get on that train. It's a matter of life and death!" Always the gallant one, the salesman turned over his ticket tc the distraught women. That night his wvife received a telegram: "Delayed unavoidably. Have just given berth to an old lady." "Joe has a glass eye." "Did he tell you?" "No, it came out in the conver sation. "Hell," said the devil picking up the phone. --Yale Record. Ten thousand unrestrained fans crashed the gate at the 1946 Caro. -.ia-Clemson game. eross town to get Cleaning Service? mn the Campus espe nts' convenience. CS FOR STUDENTS Sat. 9-1 ERSITY DRY CLEANING VICE a The Cantoen English Parallel Reading System Receives Praise A fixed parallel reading list for freshmen students was initiated by the English department last year. "It is probably the greatest Ptep made in recent years in teaching English 11 and 12," Professor Wag ener of the English department said today. "It provides a sub stantial literary base for the stu dents and enables them to have a greater understanding of literary works in advanced E n g I i s h courses," he explained. "We are now seeing the results of the parallel system initiated last year, and because of those results we plan to make out a parallel list, though not so narrow, for English 21 and 22", Wagener said. The parallel list for English II includes "The Odessey", "David Copperfield", "Gayley's Classical Myths", and either "Pilgrims' Progress", or certain selections from the Old Testament. The English 12 parallel list is composed of "The Illiad", "Ham let", "The Scarlet Letter", and "Tess of Dourderville". Display indicates Ratings Of Rural Library Facilities By MARTHA MATTHEWS A current display in the lobby of McKissick library shows that South Carolina ranks lower than any southeastern state in rural li brary service and rural and urban library material. The display is a reprint from the March, 1949 issue of the Southern Agriculturist. Among the southeastern states, South Cnrlinn is gr-qnted t.h, smallest amount of state aid for library work, and the total for 1949 was approximately $75,000. North Carolina appropriations amounted to $550,000 in 1949, and it ranks highest in library donations for the southeastern states. The report shows that ten South Carolina counties have no rural library service whatsoever. Of the 36 counties that do have library fa -ilities, there is a distribution ca pacity of one half book per person. It was demonstrated that more money, books, trained personnel, state aid, and federal aid are badly needed in South Carolina. -Aluini Council Studies Progress Of Past Year The new alumni counell of the university held its first meeting Thursday in the executive offices in Lieber college, with the new president, J. Willis Cantey of Co lumbia, presiding. The council reviewved the work of the past year, studied the associ ation's program, policies, and mem bership trends, andl President Cani tey appointed committees on fi nance, legislation, and membership. Means of furthering the associa tion's program were studied. The council re-elected Ralph Lewis, executive secretary of the association, and (devoted the re mainder of the session to routine matters. Those present, in addition to President Cantey and Mr. Lewis, wvere Jefferson B1. Bates of Colum bia, State treasurer, Judge James M. Brailsford, Jr., of Orangeburg, Charles W. Coker of Hartsville, Edwvin R. Jeter of Rock Hill, J. M. Dabbs of Mayesville, David A. Gaston of Chester, C. B. Williams of Charleston, F. E. DuBose, Jr., of Gable, John C. DuPree of Co lumbia, Louis C. Floyd of New berry, Dr. Robert M. Hope of Charleston, Thomas H. Caughman of Lexington, and the Rev. Curtis 0. Bell of Greenville. The time of the Carolina-Clem son game was changed from 12 noon to 2:00 p. m. in 1936. No games between Carolina and Clemson were played from 1903 to 1909. COOBURI The Business Men Choice at Quality ar Origina Try One of Our And You'll Be 1317 SUMTI Next Door. to t TBE'GAMECOCA Civil Service Releases Test Requirments The U. S. Civil Service Comri sion has announced its 1949 Jur Professional Assistant, Jut Management Assistant, and Jut Agricultural Assistant exami tions. Positions in Washington, D. and throughout the United Sta at $2,974 a year, will be filled fj these examinations. The annour ments issued by the CommisE are in booklet form and give : information regarding the exa nations and the positions to filled. These are trainee positi in which young people may be a career in the Federal servic( a variety of professions. Th with outstanding ability may velop into Federal administrai and high-grade professional w< ers. Competitors must pass a writ test and, in addition, must~ h had appropriate education or perience or a combination of e cation and experience. Applicati will be accepted from students ' expect to complete their coll courses by June 30, 1950. j limits, waived for persons enti to veteran preference, are from to 35 years. Information about the exami tions is available at the placem office (McCutchen). Applicati must be received in the appropri office of the Civil Service C mission not later than Novem 8, 1949. University Radio Plant In Operati< Five Days a Week WUSC has one of the best c pus broadcasting plants in South. It is a member of the In ollegiate Broadcasting System has call letters registered with Federal Communications Comi sion. WUSC may be tuned in at on the dial from 7 p. m. to 10 p. Monday through Friday. Progr originate in studios located on campus wr from remiotes han by the student engineer. Anyone interested in radio y as receptionists, music direct typists, salesmen or promotion : may inquire at the station loei between the Wauchope house Rutledge college on the campu Committee Plant Coming ReligioL Emphasis Week The first meeting of the c niittee on Religious Emph Week was held yesterday af noon. Assignments to all comn: tees were made and the dutie: each explained. "Only seven w, remain until Religious Emph Week and much work must be c pketed by that time," R. G. I director said. Members of the executive ec mittee and the church organ tions which they rep)resent Rev. Kenneth Morris, Episcopali Rev. A. Glenn, Methodist; Rt Paul Liner, Jewish; Prof. D. Galgano, Catholie; and R. J. C' ford, Presbyterian. Lorick - Couch OFFICE EQUIPMENT CO0. The Complete Office Outfitters Tel. 3-5076 926 Gervais St. Columbia, S. C. I'SGRILL and College Boys' All Times id Variety te Here Delicious Lunches Back for More ER STREET he Fire Slataa~n Denison Universi Formula For Fre By TAF Many college students pa men. Many more should be f do- though. College life is new dor cepted. But this shouldn't fa flor men achieve passing grades ior cators. na- ' Kenneth Irving Brown, preside of Denison University (incident C., he is a personal friend of Chapin tes, Brubaker) pointed out the "F< lom ice- mula for Freshman Failure" in I ion greeting for the 1949 fall semest full Using a sarcastic view, Preside mi- Brown outlined the hardships whi be face the incoming students. I ons probably hoped that this negati gin approach would take greater < in feet. The address to Denison si ose dents is applicable to students ar de- where. ors He used the movie "Mr. Bel ork- dere Goes to College" as a sterli example of the idea that - "t ten most important thing in college ave to have a good time . . keep ex- mind that fun comes first." du- "It will help," he went on, ons you delay in locating- the be vho store for a fortnight and then w ege another week before picking %ge your textbooks. This will spare y tied the temptation to "crack a bool 18 and by waiting there's always t chance that the stock may run ot na- obviously you can't study if y ent have no text. ons "If your heart is set on failu ate you have probably told yours >m- that nothing much happens in I ber first few meetings of the cla Here's a chance to rest from i exhaustion of travel. If you love mystery, it will be fun to go af the class is well started-perhE once-for you won't have the lef idea what the instructor is talki about and you'll have the exci ment of wandering in an utte am- -- the ter and the nis 640 In., ams I the 630A14 died rork ors, men ited and 5. om asis ter njit ae an; bbi A. an WI' Yes, Camels are S of hundreds of men a only Camels -- for 30 tst, making weekly ea NOT ONE SIMOLE CA *RRITATION DUE TO S Page Three Traffic Engineers Name Alumnus President Of ITE Wilbur S. Smith, university , alumnus, was recently elected - president of the Institute of Traffic - Engineers at their 20th annual - meeting in Washington, D. C. This association is composed of nearly - 400 highway and traffic engineers from all parts of the U. S. Mr. Smith will serve as president - of the 1. T. E. for the coming year. e At present, he is associate director of the Yale Bureau of Highway Traffic at New Haven, Connecti cut. A native of Columbia, Mr. Smith graduated from the University in - 1932, with a B.S. degree in electri - cal enginecraing. The following year _ he received his M.S. degree in elec trical engineering here. For six years he wa3 connected with the S. C. State Highway De partment. He became Associaze Di rector of the Yale Bureau in 1946. The winner of the Carolina Clemson game, gains possession vf the gold "T" (for Thursday) tro t phy cup for -the following year. n l This year's meeting between the I Gamecocks and Tigers wvill mark the 47th annual game. s Watches Diamonds B. B. HARMON Jeweler Watch, Clock and t Jewelry Repairing n Telephone 4-1522 2024 Devine St.-Five Points Columbia, S. C. Clocks Jewelry OWN MY ATHENA-JEWEL BY dENGfORN. .IT'S ty Head Outlines shman Failure l' DANTZLER is each semester. Some are fresh reshmen. Freshmen have troubl to them, and this excuse is ac il freshmen. Trying to help fresh has been the aim of many edu nt strange country, according to ir ly, tellectual geography. .in "If you insist on attendin >r- classes at least occasionally, by sil lis ting in the rear and arriving lat !r. after the instructor has begun, vo nt will be spared the ignominy of a ch excessive amount of time in th le academic atmosphere . . ." ve President Brown suggests sev ,U- eral other means of attaining fail y- ure; sleeping late in the forms, rc maneing (thrice-daily dates, moor re- ing, etc.) and drinking. rig "You may want to pledge a fra he ternity or a sorority," he continue is (he remembers the girls, too), "I in your case, with your eye on failur< it will be well to put them (thes 'if social groups) first in importance ok make the jeweled pin the goal o lit your dreams and remember the up fraternity recognition more tha ou compensates for college disfavo. C," Spend a great deal of time at th he house. Do your pledge work we it; and ask for more. Someone ha ou probably said that a fraternit bullfest is more educational than re, class discussion, wisely led. It isn lf often true, but you'll believe i he nevertheless, and someday the qu< ss. tation may come in handy." he Students who are conscientiousl a determined to flunk out have bt ;er to accept the president's stat< ps ments as an axiom, keeping i ist mind that "fun comes first . . ng never let the class assignments ir te- terfere," in order to assure succes rly I in failure. FM SMOKERS WHO KNOW 0 MILD that in a coast-to-coast test cad women who smoked Camel. - and consecutive day., noted throat special. caminations, reported SE OP THROAT MAOKING CAMELS!