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By MarV EXCHAN( And the coed was heard to say as they passed down University Street, "For goodness sake, use both hands." "Can't. Have to drive with one." -Ball State News * * * Once there were two little grains of wheat; one was a little boy grain of wheat,'and the other was a little girl grain of wheat. They were both very much in love, and when the wind blew they would rub up against each other (that's the way grains of wheat make love). One day the little girl grain of wheat went to sleep, and when she woke up she was a loaf of bread. Suddenly she cried, "Help, help, I've been reaped!" -Clemson Tiger * * * I have a chemistry professor, I shall not pass. He maketh me to show ignorance Before the whole class. He giveth me more than I can learn; He lowereth my grades. Ye, though I walk Through the Valley of Knowledge I shall not learn. He anointeth my head with prob lems; My eyes runneth over. Surely atoms and colecules Shall follow me all the days of my life, And I shall dwell In the Chem lab forever and ever. So be it. -Clemson Tiger e * * Doing nothing is the most tire some job in the world, because you can't stop and rest. -The Bona Venture * * * I've often wondered how long girls should be courted. Same as short ones, I reckon. --Johnsonian * * * Ben: "I met a young lady in the revolving door of a department store recently, but I cnuldn't make her acquaintance. What should I have done?" Burney: "You should have start ed to go around with her." * * * Miss Morris: "What's the dif ference betwpen a French girl and an American girl?" Joalby Henry: "The Atlantic Ocean." * * * Judge: "Order, order, order in the court!" Prisoner: "I'll take a ham sand wich on rye with beer." -Reveille * * * When we travel by jet An impression we'll get That things are decidedly hum ming. Since we're faster than sound We'll land on the ground Then listen and hear ourselves coming. -The X-Change * * S Mrs. T.: "Cousin Dorothy always wanted to have a baby daughter so she could name her June." Mrs. A.: "Yes, I remember. Did she?" Mrs. T.: "No. She married a man named Bugg." . -Rev-Meter Customer: "Do I have to pour the cream in myself?" Waitress: "No, just in the cof fee." -The Branding Iron * * * Fteshman: "You pride yourself on being able to judge people by their dress-what can you say for CABANISS5 for Your Next Smart Dress or Coat THE RICI FAMOUS FOR HOM4 Hours -- Monday A BREAKFAST LUNCH .. .. DINNER Special Discount on 1619 aRER E G 9 mrite Webb ) ;B EDITOR that blonde number- on the diving board?" Sophomore: "Insufficient evid ence." --College Chronicle C * * The fireman was standing in front of the house after he had put the fire out when Mrs. Mouldon, who hasn't missed a scandal or anything else in forty years, came walking by. "What happened?" she asked. "Those horrible kids in this town set the house on fire!" he said. '"Oh, don't mind them," she said, "They're at that stage when they love to play with fire." -Hatchet EPITAPH Ma loved Pa, Pa loved women, Ma caught Pa With one in swimmin' Here lies Pa. So long! -Newberry Indian Teacher: "What is the shape of the earth, Willie?" Willie: "It's round." Teacher: "And can you prove that it's round?" Willie: "All right, it's square. I don't want any argument." -The Pointer Mrs.: "Oh, Roscoe, the dog has -swallowed the matches. What shall I do?" Mr.: "Chew tobacco." -Polywog Then there's the guy who got shell-shocked from eating peanuts in bed. -The Spectator Late to bed And early to rise Keeps your roommate From wearing your ties. -College Chips Jane: "Why don't you answer?" Lulu: "I did." Jane: "You didn't." Lulu: "I did, too - I shook my head." Jane: "Well. I didn't hear it rattle." -The Spectator Mother: "Freddy, did you get into the pie while I was gone?" Freddy: "Not exactly, mother - the pie got into me." -Rev-Meter Mary L. Campbell 1st Being Graduated In Nursing Plan Here Mary Louise Campbell of Co lumbia will be the first student to be graduated under the program of the school of nursing at the uni versity. She has studied here, at Roper hospital in Charleston, and has taken psychiatric nursing in Balti more. She will come here to enter the South Carolina Sanatorium at State Park for one month of tu berculosis nursing this month. The last of February, she will have two months of training in public health nursmng. When girls graduate under the program, they are equipped to fill administrative and supervisory positions, as well as to teach nurs ing. M1RARCiOFDIJIIS 923 49 7 t 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 E HOUSE E-COOKED MEALS M. thru Sat. Noon 7:15 to 8:45 .. .12:00 to 1:45 5:46 to 7:30 Tickets to Students I STRRRT YM-YW Camp Developments Plan Proceeds By WESTE H. PATTON Dean W. F. Bradley, chairman of the Board of Trustees for the YM-YWCA Camp, expressed his appreciation to the many Colum bia residents and good friends of the university in helping with the problem of financing the camp. He also expressed his appreciation to the alumni of the university. Dean Bradiey pointed out that through various programs spon sored by the YM-YWCA, they have been able to raise part of this fund. One of such programs was the bas ketball game between the All American Red Heads and the All Stars. From this they netted al most five hundred dollars. The YM-YWCA camp of the university is partially completed according to an announcement from R. G. Bell, executive secretary of the YM-YWCA. Two hundred and forty acres were bought 12 miles from Colum bia just off the Percival highway for the camp site. Ten sleeping cabins were constructed which will accommodate eight persons each. A mess hall that will accommodate 80 and a caretaker's house has been built and plans for the future in clude the building of a $10,000 club house. The camp is supplied with pure water from a well that is 176 feet deep. Electricity is also supplied to the camp. A baseball diamond has been cleared and leveled off and Mills Creek, which runs through the camp, was used -to flood an eight acre lake by the construction of a 16-foot dam across the creek. The lake is now being cleared out aid wll ba ready Aur U u t iL spring. A recent project at the camp was the planting of 26,000 pine seedlings. The purpose of the camp is to provide recreational facilities for the students and faculty of the uni versity. It will also be used as a place to hold freshman YM-YWCA camps and cabinet retreats. The camp is open to church groups, university organizations and any other organization interested in using it for parties. Pre-Meds Must File For Admission Test Prior To Tuesday Students expecting to enter a medical college in 1949 who have not made application for the medi cal college admission test must do so before Tuesday, Jan. 24, accord ing to the Personnel bureau of the university. Examinations w'ill be given Feb. 7 by the Personnel bureau. To be eligible for the exam, students must complete and mail their own appli cations, with a $10 remittance, to Educational Testing Service, Princeton, N. J. Application blanks are available at the office of the Personnel bu reau, ground floor of McKissick library. The completed forms must be received in Princeton on or be fore Jan. 24. WUJSC Staff Elects Richardson & Byrd 'Phomas F. Richardson, sopho more in the School of Engineering was elected station manager of WUSC last weekb Previously, Richardson was chief engineer. Richard E. Byrd, senior, succeeds Richardson as chief en gineer. COLUMBIA DAIRIES MILK ICE CREAM 917 Main Street COLUMBIA, S. C. Shinin Attempting to add new lustre I Maxey monument in order that vi glory that befits it, is James r. I who wan undergoing a fraternity ii had covered the ball with paint and Press Association For Opening Of C The South Carolina Press As sociation will meet Friday and Sat urday, Jan. 28 and 29, in Columbia for its annual ennfprtnep. The conference will be opened at 11 a. m. Friday at Sims College, where the first speaker will be A. L. M. Wiggins, chairman of the board of the Atlantic Coast Line and L. and N. railroads. At 1:30 p. m., the convention will be the -He IS fT T RUE EGRAH AM, THAT THE PVTMICANTROPo8 URECTUS WAS (IT IS TRZUE S SURWNflfoS? JAND iT -LULP - -I HRUMPH--HRL * (~- --'M AFRAID I - CAN'T GO O TOO BA,10UR -TH ROAT HANDICAPPED YOU. IN ANSWER TO YOU R LAsT QUesnIOI', DocTon IT WAS BRiTAIN'S WAR ~e LE ADE R WHIOSAID HIS OPPONENT "UTTERED A TURMIMOL,CQCAL SMNACITUOE " . 7/reM4 Behind the we want to welcome DI This PROOP medical and ested, can Research D cFLL It Up . or o the old and maligned ball atop rtue may be reflected in the true radbury of Orangeburg. Bradbury, uiti;ition, complained that somebody made his task exceedingly difficult. ro Meet In Sims onference Friday guests of the university for lunch. The South Carolina Magazine has invited the women of the con vention to a tea to be held at 5 1). mn. at the Women's club. Other speakers for the confer ence include Hal Boyle, roving cor respondent for Associated Press; Ben McKelway, editor of the Wash ington Evening Star; and Audly Ward, of Aiken, district agent for the Clemson Extension Service. LPS JULIAN ZOOM (REAN OF PUR c JULIAN,YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS, WOULO)N'T LET YOU GIVE 'EMA- - MPH RSAL CASE< ~ A cioAaenT ~ H 4ANGCV8U AND |- HRUNU H RUMPH !W A THAT SCHOLAI SHIP SOM~UC - ANDAMY HR( FEELS ALL j ~ SMOK~ED-OU1 RLLIANT . ANSWERS, GRAHAM 'VOU SCOReD 20 OUT OF 20 THANK JOHNNY // playful plot, our intentions are < PROVE to you that PHII.IP MOR: PFERENCE in cigarettes. is too extensive to be detaile< chemistry students, who will b< ;et it in published form FREE, ept., Philip Morris Co., 119 Fa JPOli Radio Physi Announced . The University physics depa courses that will enable stude Charles F. Mercer, departmen Beginning with the spring t physics will be offered. "Thih physical fundamentals of radi tronics. Offering studies no, portant gap," Professor Merce Another course, the introdt probably be set up next fall. urement or physical optics is Mercer said. "Within three years we h courses covering all branches Postmaster Asks Seniors To Make Address Change Graduating seniors are urged to drop by the postoffice and leave a forwarding address, Joe Lawrence, postmaster, announced this week. Some graduates have neglected attending to this, Lawrence said. The failure to leave a forwarding address causes great delays and sometime makes it Impossible to send mail on to students who have left the university. As has been customary, all stu dents will keep their same post office boxes during the spring se mester. Changes are made only at the beginning of each fall semester, Lawrence said. LOANS MADE of V Across from PALIV LIBERTY LOAN I 1414 MAIl ..WiFF V JUUAN, YOUR PE WITH THE MIDP SO MANY, Y)U'L HOPES ON TOM WHY DON'T YOU H iOLASICS JUl-AN,I 'VE GOT 'C.GARETTE NAN6OVSR TO WHY NOT CH ANGE TO |MC SPHILUPMORP*S,THE HA5 A . ONLY LEADING PS OF CIGAR ET TE PROVED ~DEFINITELY 'R LESS IRRITATING? MIT '* THANKS -- JOHNNY, ' E GREAT PLEASURE TO THAT JUJLIAN SCORED A IMPR S$TSAL SUCcESS -hE WO)N HE NATIONAL SCHOLARSHIP EMPYI P AND clPofR AND unem. FOR fy N!TERMIl HYPIE '/S C/en/': iefinitely serious: RIS brings you a I here -but pre Sespecially inter by writing our fth Ave., N. Y. IAI rag Tare@ es Course For Spring rtment is planning to add new nts to major in physics, Prof. t head, announced. erm a new course in advanced course will be a study of the o and the allied field of elec v lacking, it will fill an im r said. iction to modern physics, will One in either electrical meas also being planned, Professor ope to be able to have nine of general physics. In doing that we can give students a chance to major and minor in physics." Some freedom of selection would be offered students working to ward a degree in physics, Profes sor Mercer pointed out. The basic course would be required of every one, but above this will be a choice according to individual preference. This will add interest to the cur riculum and provides for some de gree of specialization. Student demand is an important factor in determining what will be added by the physics depart ment. As long as there are enough students who show their desire for a subject not now given, that sub ject may be provided. Interest on the part of too few persons will not warrant the addition of a course, Professor Mercer explained. "It is essential that those who are interested in majoring in phy sics do their planning as early as possible. It is especially important that freshmen determine their re quired basic course." ON ANYTHING alue IETTO THEATRE L LUGGAGE CO. [STREET BRIPIC HOLR$ IIGHT OIL ARE . NVGIPY YOUR ORROWS QuiZ ITTHE HAY? TED, I WANT TO WiN T4 -NATIONAL SCHOLARS) IIP VUT-HRUMPH -sSM K9 So MUCH MW THIZOAy FG..S DR:V AS OSEUS * TISSUE ~EI SwC1ED ^ PH IUP AAIS SMOKING BECOM~E A fTIVE PLEASUREt THE BeG SCHOLARSHiP OUGHT TO) BE IN ~> TH E BAG FOR )tXJ '.. 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