The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 21, 1949, Page Page Three, Image 3
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And the coed was heard to say
as they passed down University
Street,
"For goodness sake, use both
hands."
"Can't. Have to drive with one."
-Ball State News
* * *
Once there were two little grains
of wheat; one was a little boy
grain of wheat,'and the other was
a little girl grain of wheat. They
were both very much in love, and
when the wind blew they would rub
up against each other (that's the
way grains of wheat make love).
One day the little girl grain of
wheat went to sleep, and when she
woke up she was a loaf of bread.
Suddenly she cried, "Help, help,
I've been reaped!"
-Clemson Tiger
* * *
I have a chemistry professor,
I shall not pass.
He maketh me to show ignorance
Before the whole class.
He giveth me more than I can
learn;
He lowereth my grades.
Ye, though I walk
Through the Valley of Knowledge
I shall not learn.
He anointeth my head with prob
lems;
My eyes runneth over.
Surely atoms and colecules
Shall follow me all the days of my
life,
And I shall dwell
In the Chem lab forever and ever.
So be it.
-Clemson Tiger
e * *
Doing nothing is the most tire
some job in the world, because you
can't stop and rest.
-The Bona Venture
* * *
I've often wondered how long
girls should be courted.
Same as short ones, I reckon.
--Johnsonian
* * *
Ben: "I met a young lady in the
revolving door of a department
store recently, but I cnuldn't make
her acquaintance. What should I
have done?"
Burney: "You should have start
ed to go around with her."
* * *
Miss Morris: "What's the dif
ference betwpen a French girl and
an American girl?"
Joalby Henry: "The Atlantic
Ocean."
* * *
Judge: "Order, order, order in
the court!"
Prisoner: "I'll take a ham sand
wich on rye with beer."
-Reveille
* * *
When we travel by jet
An impression we'll get
That things are decidedly hum
ming.
Since we're faster than sound
We'll land on the ground
Then listen and hear ourselves
coming.
-The X-Change
* * S
Mrs. T.: "Cousin Dorothy always
wanted to have a baby daughter
so she could name her June."
Mrs. A.: "Yes, I remember. Did
she?"
Mrs. T.: "No. She married a
man named Bugg."
. -Rev-Meter
Customer: "Do I have to pour
the cream in myself?"
Waitress: "No, just in the cof
fee."
-The Branding Iron
* * *
Fteshman: "You pride yourself
on being able to judge people by
their dress-what can you say for
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board?"
Sophomore: "Insufficient evid
ence."
--College Chronicle
C * *
The fireman was standing in
front of the house after he had put
the fire out when Mrs. Mouldon,
who hasn't missed a scandal or
anything else in forty years, came
walking by.
"What happened?" she asked.
"Those horrible kids in this town
set the house on fire!" he said.
'"Oh, don't mind them," she said,
"They're at that stage when they
love to play with fire."
-Hatchet
EPITAPH
Ma loved Pa,
Pa loved women,
Ma caught Pa
With one in swimmin'
Here lies Pa.
So long!
-Newberry Indian
Teacher: "What is the shape of
the earth, Willie?"
Willie: "It's round."
Teacher: "And can you prove
that it's round?"
Willie: "All right, it's square.
I don't want any argument."
-The Pointer
Mrs.: "Oh, Roscoe, the dog has
-swallowed the matches. What shall
I do?"
Mr.: "Chew tobacco."
-Polywog
Then there's the guy who got
shell-shocked from eating peanuts
in bed.
-The Spectator
Late to bed
And early to rise
Keeps your roommate
From wearing your ties.
-College Chips
Jane: "Why don't you answer?"
Lulu: "I did."
Jane: "You didn't."
Lulu: "I did, too - I shook my
head."
Jane: "Well. I didn't hear it
rattle."
-The Spectator
Mother: "Freddy, did you get
into the pie while I was gone?"
Freddy: "Not exactly, mother -
the pie got into me."
-Rev-Meter
Mary L. Campbell
1st Being Graduated
In Nursing Plan Here
Mary Louise Campbell of Co
lumbia will be the first student to
be graduated under the program
of the school of nursing at the uni
versity.
She has studied here, at Roper
hospital in Charleston, and has
taken psychiatric nursing in Balti
more. She will come here to enter
the South Carolina Sanatorium at
State Park for one month of tu
berculosis nursing this month. The
last of February, she will have two
months of training in public health
nursmng.
When girls graduate under the
program, they are equipped to fill
administrative and supervisory
positions, as well as to teach nurs
ing.
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5:46 to 7:30
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YM-YW Camp
Developments
Plan Proceeds
By WESTE H. PATTON
Dean W. F. Bradley, chairman
of the Board of Trustees for the
YM-YWCA Camp, expressed his
appreciation to the many Colum
bia residents and good friends of
the university in helping with the
problem of financing the camp. He
also expressed his appreciation to
the alumni of the university.
Dean Bradiey pointed out that
through various programs spon
sored by the YM-YWCA, they have
been able to raise part of this fund.
One of such programs was the bas
ketball game between the All
American Red Heads and the All
Stars. From this they netted al
most five hundred dollars.
The YM-YWCA camp of the
university is partially completed
according to an announcement from
R. G. Bell, executive secretary of
the YM-YWCA.
Two hundred and forty acres
were bought 12 miles from Colum
bia just off the Percival highway
for the camp site. Ten sleeping
cabins were constructed which will
accommodate eight persons each.
A mess hall that will accommodate
80 and a caretaker's house has been
built and plans for the future in
clude the building of a $10,000
club house.
The camp is supplied with pure
water from a well that is 176 feet
deep. Electricity is also supplied
to the camp.
A baseball diamond has been
cleared and leveled off and Mills
Creek, which runs through the
camp, was used -to flood an eight
acre lake by the construction of
a 16-foot dam across the creek.
The lake is now being cleared out
aid wll ba ready Aur U u t iL
spring. A recent project at the
camp was the planting of 26,000
pine seedlings.
The purpose of the camp is to
provide recreational facilities for
the students and faculty of the uni
versity. It will also be used as a
place to hold freshman YM-YWCA
camps and cabinet retreats. The
camp is open to church groups,
university organizations and any
other organization interested in
using it for parties.
Pre-Meds Must File
For Admission Test
Prior To Tuesday
Students expecting to enter a
medical college in 1949 who have
not made application for the medi
cal college admission test must do
so before Tuesday, Jan. 24, accord
ing to the Personnel bureau of the
university.
Examinations w'ill be given Feb.
7 by the Personnel bureau. To be
eligible for the exam, students must
complete and mail their own appli
cations, with a $10 remittance, to
Educational Testing Service,
Princeton, N. J.
Application blanks are available
at the office of the Personnel bu
reau, ground floor of McKissick
library. The completed forms must
be received in Princeton on or be
fore Jan. 24.
WUJSC Staff Elects
Richardson & Byrd
'Phomas F. Richardson, sopho
more in the School of Engineering
was elected station manager of
WUSC last weekb
Previously, Richardson was chief
engineer. Richard E. Byrd, senior,
succeeds Richardson as chief en
gineer.
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Press Association
For Opening Of C
The South Carolina Press As
sociation will meet Friday and Sat
urday, Jan. 28 and 29, in Columbia
for its annual ennfprtnep.
The conference will be opened at
11 a. m. Friday at Sims College,
where the first speaker will be
A. L. M. Wiggins, chairman of the
board of the Atlantic Coast Line
and L. and N. railroads. At 1:30
p. m., the convention will be the
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onference Friday
guests of the university for lunch.
The South Carolina Magazine
has invited the women of the con
vention to a tea to be held at 5
1). mn. at the Women's club.
Other speakers for the confer
ence include Hal Boyle, roving cor
respondent for Associated Press;
Ben McKelway, editor of the Wash
ington Evening Star; and Audly
Ward, of Aiken, district agent for
the Clemson Extension Service.
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courses that will enable stude
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physical fundamentals of radi
tronics. Offering studies no,
portant gap," Professor Merce
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probably be set up next fall.
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Mercer said.
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courses covering all branches
Postmaster Asks
Seniors To Make
Address Change
Graduating seniors are urged to
drop by the postoffice and leave a
forwarding address, Joe Lawrence,
postmaster, announced this week.
Some graduates have neglected
attending to this, Lawrence said.
The failure to leave a forwarding
address causes great delays and
sometime makes it Impossible to
send mail on to students who have
left the university.
As has been customary, all stu
dents will keep their same post
office boxes during the spring se
mester. Changes are made only at
the beginning of each fall semester,
Lawrence said.
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to major and minor in physics."
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be offered students working to
ward a degree in physics, Profes
sor Mercer pointed out. The basic
course would be required of every
one, but above this will be a choice
according to individual preference.
This will add interest to the cur
riculum and provides for some de
gree of specialization.
Student demand is an important
factor in determining what will
be added by the physics depart
ment. As long as there are enough
students who show their desire for
a subject not now given, that sub
ject may be provided. Interest on
the part of too few persons will not
warrant the addition of a course,
Professor Mercer explained.
"It is essential that those who
are interested in majoring in phy
sics do their planning as early as
possible. It is especially important
that freshmen determine their re
quired basic course."
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