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Jnter raternit Cannon Fodder By TINA CANNON As the egg id the monastery said, "Out of the frying pan into the friar . . . we go to press with this passing thought-since many of the natives in Africa wear almost nothing, isn't it a good thing that Africa is the Dark Continent? .. In case you didn't know, a skeleton is a stack of bones with all the people scraped off . . . which is irrelevant, but I'm boning up on my facts .. . I heard the other day about some fellow who's never gonna get married. He said he was studying for a bachelor's degree . .. ho hum ... Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils? OFFICERS SAE elected them the other day. They are: President, Alva Lumpkin; Vice-President, Billy Horger; Secretary. Howard Love; Treasurer, T. B. Ferener; Warden, Bill Ostendorff; Herald, Charlie Holmes; and Chaplain, Alec Fant. These officers will serve for first semester of next year. 6 PARTIES Last Thursday, the Chi Omegas had a luncheon for Ann Dixon and Dot Hope, brides-elect. It was at the Metro and each was given a piece of silver in her chosen pattern. . . The Tri Delts are entertaining Sunday afternoon with a tea in the chapter room for patronesses, alum nae, and mothers of the members. . . KA's gave forth with a party Tues day night at their favorite party place-the sand pits. Members and their dates amused themselves by running up the hills, then sliding down . . . Tch, Tch . .. Sigma Deltas enjoyed a weenie roast, and hay ride last week. BANANA First little moron: Why don't you peel that banana before you eat it? Second little moron: What for? I know what's inside. FTA The Future Teachers of America, campus organization, has elected its officers for next year. President is Mary Haile, Vice-President is Mildred Salmon, Secrctary-Trcasurcr is Catherine Martin, and Publicity chairman is Richard Jackson. They are slinging a weenie roast next Wednesday at the home of Dr. I4lison Smith. LINES BUSY Dan Hollis: Where have you been. beat-up ole Walt? Walter Taylor: Well, I was over at the telephone exchange talk ing to Grace, but somebody came along and wanted to use the tele phone booth. so we had to move out. NON-DE-SCRIPT Non-de-script is having its tea-dance tomorrow afternoon from 6 until 8 in the Rathskellar of the Jefferson Hotel. Clarence Brazelle and his 1k; orchestra will give out with the sweet and hot. Emily Wolfe is chairman of the club, and Frances Simpson is assistant chairman. New members are: Barbara Balletitine, Harriett Williamson, Georgia Warren, Sara SCENE AT MESS HALL Student: Can I exchange this roast beef for something else? It's so tough I can't cut it. Frank Epps: Sorry, pal, but we can't take it back now. You've bent it. R ESERVED This space is reserved for a remark about Dan Gibbes-only we won't print it until we find out what lie said about us in the annual. IMPROPAGANDA We welcome high school students With our very nicest grin, If they come to Carolina They'll be surely taken in. DRAGS Ann McCutchen is hieing herself Wofford-way this week-end, to Jive at fraternity formals . . . Mary Dana and Trina Murphy are going to Richmond, Virginia, for the week-end . . . Harold McCord is visiting his family in Greenwood . .. Carol H-umbert is going to UNC for the week end . . . Pi Beta Phi sorority celebrated its Founders day with a banquet in the Crystal room of the Hotel Columbia Tuesday night. The ban quet was given by the alumnae, and pledges and actives were present.. Mary Frances Polk, Rinky Patterson, Marianne Mar,schier, and LaNelle Penney spent last week-end in Beaufort . . . Tra la la, the army scores again. Doris Gottlieb has announced her engagement to One in Khiacki ...And Jane Furchgott is now Mrs. John Scott, an army wife . . . If the Carolina co-eds keep on this way, there won't be an unmarried lieu tenant at Fort Jackson. NO JOKE We can't find a joke to go in this space-except for the Tiger-and that's not particularly funny-so we won't have a joke. MARIAN ELIZABETH BEAUTY SALON FRYU A 724 Pickens St. Phone 2-3414OTE SP OpenNigts B ApointentIN SLACKS, SHORT5 E SHOP CARONA NGRW4GB E R F 1608 Main Street coWmAn.5. c.____________________ Counc Spon T p o f h n r r .or F M , i i ThessyvPoor for hei Wnefallnit, hairman of decorations committee. Former Carol Makes Good I Co-eds do grow up and get story- R ook jobs in New York . . . or at gr cast it can be done. Because former si I'ri-Delt co-ed Irene Scott wrote a T1 etter htack to Carolina last week that tit roves it. Shortly after school started last 01 Septemb)er, "Scotty" resigned her sec- l -etary's job in the University person- dt tel bureau to go to LaGuardia Field wl n little ole Newv Yawk and work for ni terican Airlines. ith 400 planes h aking off and lantding every (lay out- T, ide her ofice window . . . hut let icr tell it: at "I love my job--it's the most in- cu~ cresting and stimulating sort of cc vork in the worldl for me right now, in; l'he first four months I wvas here, th )ctober through January, I was sec- lit -etary to the supervisor of Reserva- an' ions and Ticket Otlices for the New wi f7ork area, which includes Newark so. The ofice is at LaGuardia atd :ordinates the work of the Reserta ions Department, an airport ticket >fice, three branch offices in Manhat- _ an andl one at Newark airport. That ob was an ideal one for starting in, md the man for whom I worked ave me every opportunity to really earn what was going on instead of tolding me dlown to routine tasks. )nce a week we wvould jump a plane or Newark and then go into the ranchies at Rockefeller Center, the Iotel New Yorker, the Airlines Ter ninal across from Granid Cetntral and, inally, the LaGuardia office in the caministration Building. Besides writing reports antd tryintg o get improvements for these ofices, had a chatce to dabble in a little ad ertising in the way of (lisplays, etc., which I liked. Thetn I wrote mitt ites of meetintgs, did the regular let er writing atnd inally got around to tntervtewitng applicatnts for jobs as lhe first weedler-outer (which, I ad nit, I know nothtng abt aiind there was nothing to go on but opinion and telephotne test). \Vhen Mr. Weaver was promotedl o an office already thickly populated vtth secretaries, I decided to go into ATION NEEDS , PLAYSUITS AND RTS WEAR AT Columbia. S. C. 11 Dar sors For Council I i, "carmn MisBtyB 4 . X ina Coed n Big City :servationis itself, Which had heer owing more and irnore appealing I started the first of February 1is dlepartment is the actual prac e ground for all the procedures] d bceen learning. It is a huge roon the top floor of the hanger it iich approximately 200 people wvorl< ring the busy hours of the day and lich has proportionate coverage alt ght. Here, people work in eight ur shifts. It is divided into Sales ible at which agents answei ones, give schedules on any ,line tc ywhere and make reservations for stonmers, Space Control, wvhicl: ntrols space on all flights originat g in New York-some on all going rough and some on connecting air ies, Message Room, inter- station d inter-line teletype and message iters, and Coneirmation. American fraternities have beer ending $1,500,000 for 200 yearly nventions. Leg oun ok Yl eoeurBesI ,d benlarig I saltg1 on F R Y R f ei ook your B e 1637 M iiel lia prportonat coerag al .ces Ar < t - 4 t > right, top row, Miss Betty Marshall i -president; second row, Miss Leone t :bert Patterson, treasurer; third row, ady for Lawrence "Bubba" Stephens, t Non-de-ScriptHas Aip TeaDanceSat. 6-8, Miembers of Noni-de-Script will frolic at their annual tea -danice to morrow niight fromn 6-8 p). mi. in thez rathiskellar of the JefTersoni H otel. with Clarece Brazzel and his orches tra furnishiing the mu11sic. The clb) hias extenided a blaniket bid to all fra ternity and( noni-fraternity meni ont the campus. Five niew members were elected atI the meetinig of the clb last week.( Cannn, op raras BtMsallenie -preisenub scosd ow, Miss en ady juor arenceno clbass Sepeted onem es yteclubembes Tae adanprceSinaeer 6en8r' Dambs f on-cript ea are:l frmilya thle, hirmn an, tea ances Porowantrom uses up 1.8 per t cahent of the iv ersty o Pilttrh' exienditures. hze adhsoc ht Atide laTies al ('rin Strarn da iesr inualI >eniorDamas 'ormal To Be >at. Evening iembers of Senior Damas cli vill dance tomorrow night froi 8:3(J il 12 n the ballroom of the Colum ia Hotel. 1lenry Westbrook andi is orchestra will furnish the musie. During the evening there will be our no-breaks and following tle rand march, a special for club niem ers and their dates only. Leadung the grand march will be )ot Hope, president, with Forest Ed vards. She will be assisted by Mary Vithington, vice-president ; Afary .ide Doty, secretary; Mildred Coe, reasurer; and Grace Rogers, dance ommittee chairman. Members of the faculty have been ivited to chaperon. Senior Damas club is composed of unior and senior co-eds who are lected at the beginning of every emester. Each semester the offices re held by different sororities in or er to keep each sorority on the same ,-vel. rwo Co-eds Fill Y" Cabinet Posts The last two positions on the 'WCA cabinet were elected by the abinet at its meeting Tuesday. They re: Betty Marshall, Girl Reserves, amed to fill the place of Peggy 'orbes who resigned; and Joyce Ilet el, deputations. Guests of the cabinet and the Girl eserves advisors will be all Columbia ;irl Reserves. who have been invited r> call at Sins College. Tuesday af ernoon between the hours of 4-6. 'his tea is an annual affair. The ;irl Reserves entertained the co-eds t the general Y meeting yesterday n Wade Hampton, which was the iext to last meeting of the year. Chairman Betty Marshall reports hat her committee is functioning well n their work preparing a suite of ooms in Sims College for the usc f town girls as a lounge. Vespers have been held on the li rary steps for the last two Sundays ud will be there again this Sunday. 'lie service wiii start with a song ervice from 7-7:30 and will be over t 7 :30. The theme of the service vill be "The purpose of the life of :oudelock Elected Prexy f Polumathians; Jr. PBK The Polumathians, Junior Phi Beta Cappa, held its annual meeting Mon lay, 10:30 o'clock, in Davis 105. The resident, Mary Frances Polk. wel lained the purpose of the organiza on. Mrs. H awkins is sponso~ r. New officers elected wvere : Presi ent. Mary Lo>uise Gaoudelo,ck, vice 'resident, Marjorie E'dwards. secre iry, Leone Strickland, treasurer, Bet READY -TO -WEA Gifts of every "Mother's Dc are awaitinc Formal Red Cross Gets Proceeds; Dance Is In Gym, May 1 For the beneit of the Red Cross, the Interfraternity Council is stag Ing its annual formal dance on F;i day, May 1, in the Univer'.ity gym. Buster Spain and his (ainecock orchestra will furnish the music for the alTair. Feature of the dance will be the grand march led by the presi dent and officers of the hnterfrater nity Council. lie colors of red, white, and blue will be used to carry out a patriotic theme in decorating the hall. i3ehind the bandstand on a red, white, and blue field will be a large Red Cross. Pushing the efforts for the dance is Frankie Marion, Alpha Tau Ome ga prexy of the council. Dance chairman is Dave Wallnau of Phi Epsilon Pi. The decoration commit tee is headed by Lawrence Stephens of Kappa Sigma. The sponsors for the ball will be: Miss Betty Marshall for Francis Marion, president; Miss Betty Miller for Dan Gibbes, vice-president; Miss Betty Wannamaker for Robert Pat terson, treasurer; Miss Leone Strick land for Guy Castles, secretary; Miss Sylvia Polan for David Wallnau, dance chairman; Miss Betty Brady for Lawrence Stephens, chairman of decorations committee. Script for the dance is, $1.10 date or stag. Verse Speakers Present Program Carolina'; Verse-speaking choir will give Its annual spring concert next Thursday, May 7, in Maxcy Gregg park. The public is cordially invited. There will be no admission charge. Composing the choir are nine co ed,: lighit voice-: Eula Stuckey. Mary Kier_ ....nC 7 en CanteY lledden; dark voices: Nancy Saunders, Peggy Newton, lelen Pliillips. Minerva Wilson, and Florence Robbins. This is the choir's third year of cxistence. It was organized and pro moted by Florence Robbins. a senior student. She has been the director of the group all three years. ITi chioir has as its faculty advisor Mrs. Maude lHawkins of the English department. Sone of the pieces to be included on the program are: the 9th Psalm, Tennmyson's "Chorie-Sonig", Shakes pleare's "'Twas a Lo, ver and( lHis Song." There will he ten niumbers in aill. Stevens Institute of Technology has started the "first emergency course in engineering at the college level" for women. -CULLUMK R . SHOES E description for ~y"-May 10th your arrival