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"'.Toe Late To Class... By PAUL "SCOOP" LEAGUE SWEETHEART OF SIGMA CHI, or Kappa Alpha Rose? We leave it to you, because the fol lowing was "too late to class-ify." Her eyes, limpid blue pools, Her cheeks, ripe red apples, Her lips, rosebuds, soft and yielding, Her nose, running. And Our Thoughts Turn to Cheesecake-News men's slanguage for pictures of shapely fens; and immediately comes the regret that U. S. C. authorities are to forbid co-ed participation in men's sports. U. S. C. had some great cheesecake publicity coming up on a threesome including Sara Rushton, tennis star; Jane Crum, golfing great; and Alice Glominski, who had invaded the Gamecock swimming ranks. A. P. had already begun to burn their wires for pics of the three. Now it 'seems nothing left but for the gals with the -co-ordinated muscles, to promote the co-ed sports idea in the state. They've made a start in the field of fencing, which features pert Adele Moses and others; and in tennis, where Love-inia Lyles is attraction No. 1. Like a Three-Ring Circus, A Small Corner of Preston Dormitory put on its biggest show to date Tuesday evening. And there were no stand-ins. The leading roles were played by the feature actors themselves. Our newspaper nose smelled the plot and immediately our curiosity quotient jumped a new high, but until now, what it's all about remains a mystery. You see it was like this. At 10:05 p. m. we entered the hall of said dorm and confronted political boss, Billy MGcarity, and opposing politi cal boss, Sol Blatt, Jr., shaking palms with much gusto. At 10:07 p. in. Blatt was relating a recent unhappy encounter he had with one Dumas Turner, to a political brave Lang Hogan and his assembled friend Jack Reese. At 10:10 p. m. Blatt left and immediately at 10:103, still a third country was heard from in the person of presidential candidate Dick Anderson. That was just a bit too much, because immediately the famed Non Partisan league swung into action and marched eight-strong into an ajoining room. You'd think that that was enough, but to and behold the brains 6f one machine, George Coleman, appeared in short order, and he must have begun the procession-for immediately they marched down the hall. There came the aforementioned Turner, Joab Dowling, Paul Posey, Blatt again, and finally the only positive indepenTent and the only politician not campaigning for office-Holmes Dreher. It all happened within fifteen minutes and we guarantee that there was some tea abrewing, and we still are curious. An Heath, Blanche Gibbes, Mary Verner, and a Half-Dozen others tried this week to sell us on the idea of contributing to some kind of fund to aid the starving Armenians, Chinese, or somebody who was a victim of something or other. At first we were at a lost to express our feelings about the matter but some wise words of Prof. Havilah Babcock to the effect that lie was for home missions, that is, aid to University Students, before he was for sending money off that would probably be used by the oppres sors rather than the oppressed, helped us out. Attending a senior class meeting in order to form an alumni group saddened us just a bit, and we thought about the world that made so much news, yet invented so many different types of news-covering machines that graduates of a University school of Journalism were still not in demand. Our thoughts wondered on back 'til this time last season and to the then popular joke that ran like this, Hitler told Chamberlain when they met that he hated him because his fleet's too big, and we realized that only History books would care about Chamber lain any more. And we wondered about us next year as an alumni. Yes, the world will swallow us tip, and we'll be forgotten also. Lines-o'-type: That baritone voice raised to the tune of "Ole Man River" that you heard in Davis college Saturday noon wvas George Battle's, and it was ,his way of making up for smelly short story writing in just that sort of class... Snag Legare and Lil Boulwvare start going places together and Tri Delta benefits therefrom.. .Boulware is K. D.. .Mary Free sends word that she's a member of Canteen Society also.. .Red-haired freshman Carolyn 'Williams is our idea of a nice red-haired freshman... Charley Gibbes, this column is subdued this week, but not because you talked with us for 1%A hours for such a thing to happen... Two-bits says it took musical talent to christen Kitty Lou Thomp son. .. think of the rhyming with Kitty Lou. possibilities. FDiamonds :-: Watches :-: Jewelry :-: Silverware I ~ESTABLISHED 18831 P. H. LACHICOTTE & CO., Inc. 1424 MAIN S-r. :.: WATCH AND JEWELRY REPAIRS :-: COLUMBIA. S. C. PhotographQ FORZieJ1ae Every Purpose PRNIGD CHARLES OLD NEW ADDRESS 1711 Main Street9 0 Carolina Life Insurance Co. PI Sells a Policy 2 3 Suitable to the Needs of Each 0 Member of the 1 224 ] Family "IT IS UETTER TO HAVE IT AND NOT NEED IT THAN TO NEED IT AND tNOT HAVE IT" Euphs Finally Get. Ahead Of Rivals Across Campus North Siders Raise Gift To Chinese Studes To $12.25 The Euphradian Literary Society has voted to appropriate $2.25 more for relief of foreign students. This move was hastily made by the mem bers at last Tuesday evening's meet ing upon learning that the Clario sophic Society had voted $12.00 for this cause. Previous to last Tues day's action, the Euphradians had only dropped $10.00 into the relief collection plate. In making the motion necessary for this extra expenditure Tom Mc Cutcheon explained, "For the first time in history, those who inhabit the hall across the campus h ve out-appropriated us. This disgrace must be .wiped out immediately." McCutcheon advocated an added ap propriation of $2.00. Bill Rhodes immediately took the floor to remind the group that the Euphradians must not only meet the Clario threat, but must over come it. He therefore advocated that the appropriation be increased to a total of $12.05. This amendment immediately adopted, the society went into a dis cussion of the possibilities of Nazi confiscation of part of this donation, and a $15 increase in the appropri ation was unanimously adopted to cover Hitler confiscations. -POLITICOS (CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1) "Secondly, there are so many stu dents on the campus who come from small towns and haven't had an opportunity to learn to dance. My whole plan has been completely mapped out-for every student in the university who wishes to be taught ball room dancing free of charge and be given one credit equal to gym. "Thirdly, I want to see Carolina clubs all over the state comparable to the one already started in Clar endon, Kershaw, Lee and Sumter counties. These clubs are formed for socials and for better faculty student-alumni relations, so that when students finish the alumni vilt help place them in good jobs." 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