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Scarnpus Curse It's fun to be fooled and awfully exciting too so we'll sing 'a song of sisters and brothers In this mad, mad whirl. This week the girls on sorority raw have been real quiet, gloriously anticipating the coming week when the sororities are giving an egg roll out on Gibbes Green-the eggs. Last Tuesday the Helta-Skelta-Delta's and the Alpha Delta Poodlums joined for a nice practice game which went along okey-dokey until Doggy Poster got her nose stuck in a crack In the floor. *illen Feirner brought- along Mr. Rock 11 an, to roll her egg for her. What an egg. Thle Alpha Delta Poodlunis were led to the verge of vic toly by M I McBrayloud who did no rolling herself but who is the Sweetheart of Siximore Chis who did. Little 1Wackey King was most loyally supported by her sorority sisters and even Martha Longteeth cooperated. So much for eggs and egg rolling.. The Sky Comegas have done sone preparing in the gentle art of egg rolling under the hefty supervision of Flossic Simpson. Their star pushers ar Potty Tall Bert, lary hxon and Beberly DcRates. Incidentally, they are giving a lettuce and tomato supper (all members are on a diet) to celebrate their coning Flounders' Day Banqluet. Irene Starboard is planning the fast and has asked a certain radio expert in the English Department (we promised we wouldn't tell) to speak on "The Virtue of Leanness." Alum ni are expected for a price. The Pi Hata Phis are choosing this week to give their annual Spring'Beach Ball, a bounce on the shining sands of Lakevue. Pally McKenzic has been in charge of things and it is understood that she really did it all. Sara Ijushton had nothing-absolutely nothing- to do with it. They are giving a tea for a certain little blonde who is to be married in a few weeks. It's a Petty iatter or (lid I say nodel? The Delta Skaters gave an amateur party last Monday night in hopes of finding some usuable material for the Scarcity Show. They are endeavoring to plead for a lead as last year. Helen Smirch, the gal with no political aspi rations, went to Charleston to see experts about her flirting eyes. Sara Embarrison is entertaing the chapter at her home on Slewalong Avenue after the Ice Tournament Sun day nite. The Later Tau Alphas announce that they will have nothing to do with this column for this issue but we have inside dope that one of the Smith girls named Fanny went to Orangetown last week-end. And this is straight too they have adopted om their last resort theme "Home Cook ing Mamma with a Frying Pan". The Sigma Pughs, always unwilling to do anything ath letic, have kept in harmony with the weather and last night they gave a sleigh ride. Yes, Johnny- sleighed them with songs. They are the boys (?), you know, who throw the most informal parties ever. Caught Hendly and George Weary do most of the entertaining. The PiKals (to rhyme with Hykel's) have run Who-but Iarmon against six candidates for ye editorship of the Commerce Gazette successfully and bouquets of orange blossoms shoulo go to them so they should get some of the girls their members yearn for. They threw (and I do mean threw) the nicest lawn party in the 0. D. K. circle with about 125 nice quiet people attending. It's rumored that Bend Hard Hester wore a tablecloth saroRg and did his famous Swing and Swvay Act. Wild Bill Mlare went off for the week-end and Peden Cardnew followedup The Dappa Alpas, famious for their bare parties, gave another and Rob Matthews was chief host-I mean chief host. John Rosebud Smith and his allies, Mlarris Ear Lick and Ben Wiser M!an, wvent to the University of Virginia for their Literary, Club Formal. They repor-t a grand time. The local chapter is planning a tea (?) for all fraternities Sunday afternoon fr-om four until eight. All Greek Gods are cordially urged to come. The Stigma Pies have announced their three big B's Bradhamn, Biggs and Beicher. T he lower four are Price, Wolfe, Knot and a Caveman. They gave a party out at their clubhouse on Lake Murr-ay last Wednesday nite nearly all the chapter -was invited. They are planning a barn dance to be given in the fraternity house soon. Pr-ob ably right after every qne takes a vacation. The S. A. E.'s have initiated 20 members held over from 1927--the year they got Mackey Mills. They announcedl their biest-all1-around all-A-pledge-Lang Long, who now makes his debut ini print. Billy Bu yem, the laziest man in town, hq~s completed his tour of Draytoni Hilh, Mrs. Boyd's and Union. lie andl several others danced at Converse this week-end with the Gad-About-Girls. See M. Pecnnington toots around in his newv black Packard. convert and an nounces thait it is definitely all paid for. The Clamp'er- Sigs have just caught a few suckers and taught 'em the champ. They are Alcx McOrter, Screwy (Guilland, Tomn McClutchem& arni Vould Hoe Cokcr'. TIom MIcClutchem is annoumncedl as their new rush chairman and his policy of rushinug is "gather ye rose buds(1 wile ye may". Hie also announces that he is agent on t his camius for Zer-o hair straightener. The A. T. Owes have just finished their p)oker tournuamnent around thei r beautiful ping-p)ong tab)le. If you've hear-d the noise over there lately, it's just Andy Mar-ryin.g prac ticing his repertoire for the Scarcity Show. Thme Pi Kappa Phi's entertained thir small group in the Y.,~W. C. A. last Thursday nite. They plan a Spr-ing Fashion Showv for next Tuesday night. The members of the fraternity will participate with Leonard Long as toast 'master in a lovely pink creation with lavender ruffles. Spruce Hunt, Christmas Williams, Fr-aid Quinn and Bill Carry Again will model the latest clothes as sponsored by this chapter'. Gone With the Windabouts. Fever A bbott spent the past week-end at Honolulu at the H ula Stomp.-..-..Mary Lam by, Bray Likes, and Fat Jeter went to Smintzton for the Junior Strom.. .. . .Leana Stevenson, Mary Steel Bradham, Mlartha Weathers, and Little Hit Burgess went to Pest College for the Dances there. Me-as Dowoling, Lucy Beckon Jowoitt, and Clark (able are planning to go to Stemsonm for the dances there this week. I am tired of writing about youse gale trucking around so; why don't you stay home some? YW e W1 th Yeah! Man! Spann Again Buster Spainin played for the Blue Key dance last night. The special feature of the evening was swing in in the corn, in which almost every couple participated at some time during the dance. All stu dents present for the first two meni bers heard them. No one remem bers after that but Mr. Spann col lected for playing until two. So there must' be something to it. The sole purpose of the dance was to raise money to give the cam pus the gate. When they are con structed they will be known /as the Key hole, and will be especially de signed by the Yale Company for the Carolina campus. -U. B. c. No Patience At Hypatian Ed Toal was the special feature of .the meeting of the Hypatian lit erary society at their meeting this afternoon. He brought with him his trusty camera. A record -crowd was present. Numerous visitors and relatives applauded his en trance. Jimmy Cothran, business - man ager of the Garnet and Black was present also. The attendance was five over that record set last year, and Mr. lothran interperated that as a good sign that sales for his publication would reach a new high. Quaint refreshments, designed by a special committee appointed at the last meeting were served. Betties were wassed out at the door as soon as they arrived. Officers for the coming month were elected by acclamation. New Members The four modest maids wi licity. "Not even success," th selected on the basis of her affi] next. The third one to pay is R president of the Student Body, Euphrosenea But Nobody I Ed Toal was the special feature< of the meeting of the Euphrosenean literary society at their mneetink this afternoon. He brought wvith him his trusty camera. A record crowd was present. Numerous visitors and relatives applauded his en trance. Jimmy Cothran, business man ager of the Garnet and Black was present also. The attendance was five over that recordl set last year, andl Mr. Cothran interperated that as a good sign that sales for his publication wvould reach a new high. Quaint refreshments, designed by a special committee appointedl at the last meeting wvere servedl. Betties wvere passed out at the door as so.on as they arrived. Officers for the coming month were elected by acclama tion. CHINA WATCHES SYLVAN BROS. STERLING SILVER JEWELERS AND pIAMOND MERCHANTS Genuine Merchandise Only, No Plate, No Imitation (*. Miain & Hampton Ste. -Oolumbia, 8. 0. EAT Shack's Made In Columbia FRESH DAILY SERVING THE PUBIC SDI?O3 1880 Metropolitan Cafe "The Old Relia&ble" WHERE STUDENTS MEET AND EAT Air-Conditioned OPN Al4 NIGHT 1W20 Main St. - Phone 7849 I A1 Scene At Of Alpha Kaj to were initiated into Alpha Ka By chorused, "can turn our hea lation with Delta Delta Delta; J ay Overton, (wonder how she g ) Leola Garety, dark triple thi n Meets Knows Why -May Queen (DBrought Over AMatter ) and other deformities. "Which of your maids do you prefer," a reporter asked the titter ing queen. "One must answer questions, mustn't one?" she whispered in the low murmur of a b)rass gong. "Yes, one must," the rep)orter an s we red. "When one wins, one must like one's self mustn't one? WVell, I like myself best of all." --U. n. c. Wasn't that terrible that hap pened to Dot Poleian. She talked so fast and( for so long the other (lay that she produced so much fric tion thus causing electricity andl electrocuted herself . . .Pat Jether sliould go out and get a little so cial life. The only thing that girl is intenested in is making A's. We Carry A Complete Stock Of SHgEFFER'S - PARKER'S WATERMAN'S FOUNTAIN PENS ALSO A GOOD CEAP PEN POR $10; LEA THER BR IEF OASES $2.50 TO$.0 LEATHER NOTE BOOKS 65o TO $0 Anything Needed In The Claeeroom The R. L. Bryan Co. 1446 MaIn Street Think of COLUMBI Proc Sold At. TI To C 0. P. .s Afte 4F4 spa Gamma ppa Gamma last Wednesday nig ds." They are shown above. E eanette Watts, who holds the b ot in. .. her election came befe reat of Hypassion literary societ USC May King Carolina Life Insurance Co. Sells a Policy Suitable to the Needs of Each Member of the Family INDUSTRIAL - OLD LINE "It Is Better To Have It And Not Need It ThaLn To Need It And Not Have It" FL DAIRIES Eucts 1e Canteen on s o rnoon Tea ht turned their backs on pub-| Inia Greene, extreme right, wasi urper record on the campus isi re she threatened to run fore y, is the fourth. It's No April Fool. .. It's S. C. TOWNSHI] LARRY ( "MR. DIPS1 And His Famous ( Featuring BEA WADl T U. 9 P. M. I Adm n6and $1 putaa America's New No. I Sand-Comlpoqad of " ste.-Don't say we didn't . PAGE LIV lidcate Members of the Y. W. C. A. voted today to consolidate with Tri Delts. The resolution was accepted nanimously with no discussion, by the fifty-two members present. This step, which has been coming for sonic time was hastened by the widespread campus movement to collect five dollars from each or anization on the campus in order that young china may be educated. Making the two into a single or ianization will cut out assessment for one of the five dollars, I-ranna good-race Heyward pointed out. All ve had to do was do away with one >rganization. A second movement was carried to fine the fifty third member five dollars for tinexcused absence from the meeting. The excuse that she ?ave was that she did not think that ier vote would be necessary to :arry the elections, and her poor >ld daddy was needing her out on the old home place. New officers of the organization ire I-ranna-good race Heyward, president, Red Copeland, vice-presi dent, and I-Toots my-ownhorn Alarshall, leader of the Freshman council. Other officers will be dis >enced with as unnecessary and bunglesome. MEN! MAKE NATIONAL Your Style Headquarters Polo Shirts Newest Colors and Patterns 50c, $1, $1.35, $1.65 SPRING'S NEWEST LINE OF SPORTS BELTS $1.00 NATIONAL SHIRT SHOPS Coast to Coast 1602 MAIN ST. My First S. C. Appearance AUDITORIUM LINTON . 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