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Marshall Cantey going out to dinner. Marshall Cantey sitting .. .sitting . sitting .. . .sitting ....sitting .... . sitting , ..sitting ....sitting .. . sitting . , .. sitting ....sitting . ....sitting ....sitting ....sitting ... . sitting , , .. sitting ...sitting ... ...sitting , .. sitting ... sitting ... ....sitting , .. sitting ....sitting ... ....sitting ....sitting ....sitting ... ....sitting , ... sitting ...sitting ... .sitting . .sitting ... .sitting . sitting ..sitting. Marshall Cantey going to buy a dope. Marshall Cantey sitting ....sitting ....sitting ....sitting ....sitting . -U. N. o. The Haunted Henhouse By Edgar Allan Poor In the fairest of our tenements By good coeds teneted, Once a fair and stately maiden, radiant _ maiden, Reared her head. In the Monarch Graham-s dominion She stood there; Never beautician gave a permanent To golden locks so fair. Curlers, shiny, tedious, binding, O'er her head bobbed to and fro; _ This. all this, was in the W\oman's Building long ago.) And every gentle male that dallied Along that way, Along the paths of Carolina A perfumed odor went away. Fraternity brothers on the campus Through the shadeless window saw This coed moving rhythmically, To a radio's tuned law, Round about the bed where sitting (Oh, Listerine!) In clothes her figger well befitting The roommate of this gal was seen. And all wit hi rouge and lipstick glowing Was the fair coed's door, Through which came coming, going, com ing, And gossiping evermore A crowd of sisters, whose sweet pastime Was but to swing W\ith feet of most surpassing lightness To the music of a rhythm king. But evil men. in clothes of fashion, Assailed the maiden's high estate. I Alt, let us weep, for on the morrow She will for classes all be late.) And all arotund her cheeks the color That blushed and bloomed Is bitt the dlim-rememb)eredl story Of a lost compact ent omhedl. The brothers now ont this fair campus Tlhrough the shaded windows see . A form that moves with paitnftul tread, TIo a sombre melody. While, like a gha.t ly, leering idol, Upont the tables, Is openi a large and musty volume Of A\esop's Fables. -Buy Your General Electric HOME SERVANTS FROM Perry-Browns, Inc. 1627 Main St. Phone 2-2154 TAILORED-TO-ORDER There's no mistaking the in-. dividuality of clothes made especially for you . . . and there 's no reason why you shouldn't have your suit tail ored..to-order . . . The cost is no more than you would pay ta a decent ready-made. Come in and see the wealth of new Spring fabrics and styles -We promise you one grand surprise. 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Alley Oop, Neanderthal man, accordi to Rock Smith, hit 999 home runs wl playing for the Paleozoic Trilobites sop! ,, AFTER DANCES MEET THE GANG AT THE VARSITY GRILI North Main at Geiger In'pe tobaccos.. cigarettep hese Chesterfielk Jients are the bes Lrette can have f '4 * the Cambrian League. "Of course," stated the professor, "yo know that this also proves that Abne Doubleday was not in the inventor o baseball. Baseball began in the Devo1 ian period, because we recently ur covered, while looking for fossils, a petri ay fied baseball. And nearby etched in ti sedimentary rocks was 1999 scratches an h s above it was the name Alley Oop." n "My research is not complete, for I ai trying to find out who was the fir: curve ball pitcher in the major leagues. i Another startling discovery of the prc of Flowers. - Beautiful Corsages Cut Flowers And Decorations DeLoache Inc. 1417 Main St. Phone 2-2187 BOWLING An Enjoyable and Healthful Recreation LADIES WELCOME Columbia Bowling Center 1309 Lady Street WHERE STUDENTS MEET METROPOLITAN CAFE "THE OLD RELIABLE" Now Air-Conditioned Open All Night i 1520 Main St. Phone 7849 N. and pcer /N 4.4 \ \T mor ish t, fessor was the finding of a cracked u skull, which, according to Smith, must r have belonged to an ancient ancestor of f Babe Herman, formerly of the Brook lyn Dodgers. 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